Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

If I were reincarnated

I would wish to be the seat of your bicycle

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Are you s**... seat? Because I'd follow you anywhere.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Phoenix: Just take a seat. I got this.

Hey there. Got a seat for me?

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

"I know seats can be a bit rough, but my face promises the softest comfort for such a stunning beauty."

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

That sounds thrilling! I love horror movies; they always keep you on the edge of your seat. What's your favorite scary movie?

"Forget about those hard chairs, darling. My face promises a seat far more comfortable and pleasure-filled."

"If art is best admired up close, can I get a front-row seat to your masterpiece?"

"I'd never backseat your gameplay, but would you mind if I took the co-pilot seat in your life?"

"Ah, so you're offering me a front-row seat to your adventures? I’d love that! Your energy is seriously contagious. 🌟"

"Your muscles outshine any stallion, cowboy. How 'bout we kick up some dust in your truck tonight?"

"Are you a bull, cowboy? Because your power got me wanting to ride more than just your truck."

"Well, I was expecting a love guru, but a therapist works too! Ready for my deep-seated fear of broccoli?"

"Your big horns and groomed tail got me seeing red, fellas like me can't resist a beast like you ready to unleash."

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

"Chairs really don't do justice to your beauty. Would you prefer my face for a more comfy and appreciative seat?"

"Excuse me, miss, but could you spare a moment? Your smile just turned my day around."

"If you were a shotgun, I'd always want to be in the passenger seat, feeling your thrill!"

"With you in the passenger seat, I promise the only thing more beautiful than the moonlight will be your smile."

"Who needs a chair when you've got my face? Your allure deserves the best seat in the house."

"Is this seat taken? Because I’d love to get to know the beautiful lady sitting across from me."

"I know those chairs aren't treating you right, fancy a seat upgrade? My face is always open for VIP."

"I've got my red on, ready to rile up that bull power of yours. Mind if I try to tame you in your backseat?"

Is your face a couch? Because I want to take a comfortable seat on it.

"Is this seat taken? Because I'd love to buy you a drink at the best spot in town."

"Are you a concert seat? Because I can’t wait to sit on your shoulders and enjoy the view!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the toilet seat? Because you light up my world like nobody else."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I find myself always chasing you like my favorite Indonesian band's front row seat!"

"You've got a taste for charming bad boys, but how about a genuine good guy who's irresistibly into you?"

"Is your seat uncomfortable? Trust me, my face is the most comfortable ride in town."

"Bull or not, in that red dress, I'm ready to be taken hostage by your muscles and destroyed in your truck."

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower makes my heart race faster than a stampede. Fancy breaking in the backseat tonight?"

"Hate uncomfortable seats? My face offers deluxe comfort, especially for a beauty like you."

"Is this seat taken? Because the only thing more beautiful would be an evening spent with you."

"Babe, I'm a strong cowboy; let's see if this bull can turn your red dress into a wild rodeo in my truck."

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"You're the bull to my red flag, ready to charge with all that bullpower and turn this truck into our own private rodeo."

"Perhaps you can help me. I seem to have lost myself in your eyes."

"Chairs might be uncomfortable, but my face promises to be the softest and most luxurious seat you've ever experienced."

"I'm glad you've reserved a seat for me! I promise to make sharing the table with you quite an interesting experience."

"Well, I'm all buckled in and ready for the ride! Surprise me with your charm, sweetheart."

"Your wish is my command! I promise a love story that'll keep you at the edge of your seat. Ready for chapter one?"

Girl, are you a skibidi toilet? 'Cause I can't resist taking a seat on you.

"Is this seat taken? I'd love to watch some series with you in between your thighs."

"Is your heart a senate seat? Cause I'm about to campaign for it."

Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open

"Your tail isn't the only thing that's groomed, handsome. Care to help me tame that wild beast of yours?"

"You're like a bull in a rodeo, muscular and untamed. How about we destroy that back seat together?"

Want to test out my sliding seat?

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but darling, my face offers a seat with a view and a compliment to your beauty."

"Those chairs can't compare to my face, it's the most comfortable seat in town, plus the view is breathtaking."

"Are you a queen? Because your presence alone could make any throne feel like a seat of liberty."

"Hey handsome, you're a cowboy bull stronger than any stallion. Hope you're ready to charge at this red cape."

"Wearing red tonight just for you, bull boy. Fancy a ride in the back of your truck to tame your wild side?"

"Is this seat taken? Because the only thing missing from this solitude is your enchanting company."

"Are those horns or are you just excited to see me? Let's go cause some trouble in the back of your truck."

"Did you just step off the burlesque stage? Because your confidence is mesmerizing and I'd love a front-row seat."

"Is your picture a seat? Because I've been falling for your smile all day."

"Chairs might not be your comfort zone, but my face could be the perfect seat for your beauty."

Honestly, you’d get a front-row seat to my terrible cooking skills—two words: burnt toast. But I promise, you’ll laugh a lot!

"Do you play defense? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat, ready to score a date!"

"Hey cowboy, your muscles outshine any horsepower. How about you tame this red-dressed matador in your backseat tonight?"

"Are you a reserved seat? Because I’ve been searching for the perfect spot to land my heart!"

"Is this seat taken? Because the only view that matters is getting to know you better."

"Is this seat taken? Because the only destination I see is getting lost in your captivating eyes."

"Babe, this muscular cowboy bull's got more power than a rodeo ride, fancy getting wrecked in the back of my truck?"

"Are you a professional seat? Because the contours of perfection look irresistible on your face."

"If my words are too much, the only mute button is your seat reservation on my face - no WiFi needed!"

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower's got my heart racing faster than a Mustang. Ready to tame this wild one tonight?"

"Hey cowboy, your bull power revs my engine. Ever try taming a wild one in a truck bed before?"

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower outshines any horsepower. Fancy destroying the backseat with this raging bull tamer?"

"You're a raging bull with an untamed power; can you handle a wild ride with this rodeo star in the back of your truck?"

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile just became the highlight of my day. Could I know more about its owner?"

"Are you a thriller novel? Because every moment with you keeps me on the edge of my seat."

"Chairs could never match the comfort of my face, why not trade that stiff seat for something far more tantalizing?"

"Is this seat taken? Because with your beauty, it seems the universe aligned for us tonight."

"Hey cowboy, your muscular physique outshines any bull. Care to show off that bullpower in the back of your truck?"

If I were a skibidi toilet, you'd be the VIP seat I'd save just for you.

"I'm wearing red tonight, stud. Prepared to tame your beastly power and ruin your truck's back seat."

"Since chairs seem uncomfortable darling, may I offer a better seat? My face is at your service."

"You're a bull with more power than any horse I've seen - fancy showing me how well you can tame in the back of your truck?"

"Ever ridden a cowboy bull with more power than a horsepower? Trust me, it's an unforgettable ride."

"Hey, I see you’ve got me on the edge of my seat! What’s something exciting that’s happening in your world right now? 😊"

"Haha, I'm always ready for a wild ride! Can't wait to see what surprises you have in store."

"I bet chairs aren't always comfy, but my face? Always a first-class seat for a queen like you."

"Boy, your bullpower's so strong, it's got me seeing red. Ready to tame this wild ride in the back of your truck?"

"If those seats are less than perfect, my face is always available and guarantees utmost comfort for a queen like you."

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

"I'd love to see you more—your beauty deserves a front-row seat in my life."

"Your muscular horns are as irresistible as your horsepower, how about we paint the town red tonight?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and my lap becomes an available seat."

"Your bullhorns are irresistible, but I'm more interested in taming the wild beast behind the wheel tonight."

"Hobby or not, it's still impressive! Can't wait to see where your 'not-so-grandiose' journey takes you. Do I get front row seats?"

"Hey cowboy, your muscles are the rodeo I've been waiting to ride. Think you can handle taming this wild one in red?"

"Darling, on this journey of life, I'm your personal chauffeur and you're the captivating princess in my passenger seat."

"Ever seen a bull get riled up by red? Wait till you see how I react to you, ready to tame this beast?"

"Seatbelt fastened and thrill mode activated. Excited to see what's next, gorgeous."

"Do you believe in love at first reservation? Because I think we just booked a table for two!"

"Your beauty is overwhelming, may I offer my lap as a seating arrangement to share this moment?"

"Those chairs might let you down, but trust me, my face is the softest seat in town."

Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

*wipes face*

"Hey, cowboy, how about you park that truck and show me if your muscles are as captivating as your charisma?"

"Excuse me, princess, but is this seat taken? Because the view from here is nothing compared to your beauty."

"If you were in that burlesque show, I'd be the front-row seat, captivated by your every move."

"I saw you rolling your eyes, but trust me, my charm isn't as overwhelming as my friend's."

"Hope your bullpower's as strong as your charm, cowboy, cause I'm ready to be ridden wild in the back of your truck."

"Hey handsome, your bull power is making my red dress tremble, ready to be tamed in the backseat of your truck?"

"Hey gorgeous, how about a seat? Because the only place more comfortable than a chair is my lap."

"Cowboy, your horns are as impressive as your horsepower; ready to wreck this backseat with me?"

"Your bullpower is turning my red shorts green with envy, they're begging to be tamed in the backseat cowboy."

Hey girl, is this seat taken?

And what about you? Are you taken?

"Boldness? Nah, I just have a deep-seated love for awkward situations and bad puns. Makes life entertaining, don’t you think?"

Do you have a holographic concert later? Because I'd love a front-row seat to your heart!

You must be the star of a thriller, because you've got me on the edge of my seat.

"Is this seat taken? Because with a beauty like yours, every man in here must be starving for your attention."

"Your bullpower's got my heart racing, cowboy; how 'bout we paint this truck red tonight?"

"Hey cowboy, your muscles have more power than a bull in heat, how about we see whose stamina lasts longer tonight?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the toilet seat? Because you've got that Skibidi sparkle."