Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

I may play short but I go deep.

Jessica Sherawat: I like you. I’m even willing to dress in shorts when its freezing outside. I want you to notice me.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

My name is Ava.

....which is short for Available ;)

(but you can call me anytime)

I’d like to permeate your endoplasmic reticulum? Sorry, all I got on short notice.

Is Alex short for Alexus?

Because most of the girls here are Toyota’s but you’re above.

"Sei la mia pizza preferita, senza di te, tutto sembra insipido."
(You are my favorite pizza, without you, everything seems tasteless.)

"Are you an F1 race? Because my heart's been racing ever since I saw your charming smile."

"If height is measured in attractiveness, then in my eyes, you've just topped the skyscrapers."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart races as if I'm about to score a goal."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Barbie Dreamhouse? Because girl, you're nothing short of a dream."

"Ever heard of the Mexican cupid? He's short, cute, and shoots arrows as irresistible as you."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

"Being as playfully obnoxious as you are only adds to your fiery appeal, Miss Short and Sizzling."

"Is your volume always turned up? Because your laughter hits the highest note in my heart, you stunning firecracker."

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Stumbled upon your profile and got lost in your eyes, fancy a map to your heart?"

"In a room full of art, your beauty remains unrivalled. Care to paint our own masterpiece tonight?"

"Are you Batman's sidekick? Because your cheerleading moves have me captivated like a bat signal in the night sky."

"Our heights may differ, but my admiration for your beauty is immeasurable, pretty lady."

"Are you a knot expert? Because my heart is in a bind, and it's clear you know the ropes of BDSM."

"I'm into B.D.S.M - 'Being Devoted to Sharing M&Ms'. Care to join my sweet little obsession?"

"Do I love BDSM? Absolutely! B - Books, D - Dogs, S - Sunsets, M - Music. Want to explore my interests?"

"Are you a locksmith? Because I'm into BDSM - 'Beautifully Dedicated to Smart Metaphors' and you just unlocked my heart."

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

"I must admit, I love BDSM: Beautifully Designed Sparks of Magnetism with you."

"Are you into BDSM too? Because I'm Breaking Down Silly Moments just to make you laugh."

"Hey, are you a fan of BDSM too? I mean, Beautiful Dreams & Sweet Memories?"

"Need a break from me? Let's call it a commercial break. Don't worry, our romantic sitcom will resume shortly!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my surroundings disappear and all I see is your 'bigger than life' personality."

"Do you have a map? Because I've been getting lost in your eyes and still can't reach your height!"

"Just like a bargain sale, such beauty like yours in abundance, yet so undervalued is truly surprising!"

"Well, isn't life too short to dwell on the past? You've got me smiling again with your stunning wit."

"Just like in our game, I couldn't help but notice you're the rare event I've been waiting to unlock."

"Do you use a magic wand to make your hair look so cute? It's as mesmerizing as you are."

"Your cute voice and playful hair flip are irresistible. Can I be the reason for your smile today?"

"Your hair looks as soft as a cloud, can I get lost in it sometime?"

"Are you made of sugar? Because you're so sweet, I might just get a cavity."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you smile, I can't help but feel under your spell.

"Are you a magic spell? Because whenever I look down, everything else around me disappears but you."

"Your height is the perfect shot of cuteness I need, it's like you're my personal, irresistible espresso of allure."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything this short, nerdy guy could ever search for."

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

Good day, short king devil, your charm casts a spell, in your presence, all my doubts dispel.

With every step you take, my heart does revel in the presence of such a devil.

Short king, under a devil's spell so sly,
But in your presence, I feel like I could fly.

Good day, short king, your charm makes my heart sing, a treasure in a small package.

Good day, short king, your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall.

Your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall, my heart skips a beat with your call.

"Your stature doesn't matter, my dear, for your charm shines bright and clear."

Good day, short king, well-dressed and wise, your stature may be small but your charm reaches the skies.

Your beauty shines so bright, it's like a guiding light for this short king devil at night.

"You may be short, but the way you carry yourself makes me see you as a tall glass of perfection."

"I may be contagious, but being with you is the only cure I need."

Even in your small stature, I'm enchanted by your grace, in loving you, I'll never misplace.

Though you're small in stature, your presence is grand, I admire you from afar, my heart in your hand.

In your small frame, I see a universe of beauty and allure that I could never overlook.

Though you may be small, don't you see? Your beauty towers over all that I see.

In a crowd of many, you stand out like a gem,
Even in silence, I can't help but notice them.

In your petite frame, I find a spark so bright, even in a crowd, you shine like starlight.

Your height may be small, but your charm is tall. In your presence, I can't help but stand in awe.

"In a crowd of towering heights, you shine like starlight. Your presence, a captivating delight."

Even as you stand small, your presence lights up the room, I can't help but admire you.

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't define you, I'd never ignore you.

Is it the heavens that shrink, or are you just divine? In your smallness, a world of beauty I find.

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't compare, I adore you beyond measure, I swear.

In a room full of tall, you shine like a star, I can't help but notice how lovely you are.

Though you may be petite in size, your charm captures every eye, never will I overlook your beauty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, even in your short stature, I can't keep my eyes off you.

Even if you're small, I'm in awe of your gall. Hating you? That's a call I'll never make.

If height were a measure of beauty, you'd be the tallest tree in the forest of my heart.

In a world full of giants, your stature may be small, but your charm outshines them all.

In a sea of faces, your presence shines bright. Your beauty may be small, but it's my guiding light.

Even in heels, your stature shines, a beacon of beauty that captivates minds.

Though you may be slight in size, my admiration for you will always rise.

Even in your stature so small, I still stand in awe of you, I never falter or withdraw.

Even if you're small in stature, your presence is impossible to ignore. You're a gem I truly adore.

In a world where height doesn't matter, your charm is the only ladder. I adore you, my dear scatter.

Your height may be small, but your presence stands tall. I admire you for who you are, never will I fall.

No matter the height difference, my love for you will never diminish. Your presence is captivating, never ignored.

Tiny in height but big in charm, you light up the room like a fire alarm.

"Though you may be petite, your beauty stands tall, in my eyes, you’re the greatest of all."

"Belonging to you? That's a sweet notion too! With wit and laughter, our bond could grow true."

"Short hair, big heart—how about we share some laughs over coffee and see what adventures await us?"

Your curly brown hair is as irresistible as a cup of matcha - I could get lost in it forever.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause those eyes are soda-lightful!

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like a perfect little rebel."

Life’s too short for strict definitions! I’m all for exploring what “us” could mean without rushing into titles. What do you think?

"I can definitely turn you on, but with a beauty like yours, I might just short-circuit myself!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your glasses, everyone else disappears."

"Do you know what BDSM stands for in my book? Breathtaking, Delightful, Sweet, and Magnificent... just like you!"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost... in those eyes and my love for BDSM... that stands for 'Beautifully Divine Smile Moment'."

"I'm into BDSM - Books, Dinner, Smiles and Movies. Would you care to join me?"

"I love a little BDSM: Books, Dogs, Star Wars, and Mathematics. Wanna get nerdy with me?"

"Hey there, do you know that BDSM for me means 'Beautifully Dedicated to Sharing M&Ms'? Wanna join in my passion?"

"Hi, my heart is like BDSM - Beats Dramatically Seeing Magnificence, especially when it's you I'm looking at!"

"Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my Bag of Doritos, Snacks & M&Ms?"

"I may not be a sweet baker, but I swear, nothing tastes better than the chemistry we're cooking."

"Sei un mago? Perché ogni volta che ti guardo, tutti gli altri scompaiono."
Translation: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

"Being short must be cute, because when I look at you, all I see is a flirty bundle of perfection."

"Is that a big package in your shorts or are you just excited to see me? Either way, keep the deliveries coming."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Your laugh's louder than a thunderstorm, but it's the only forecast I want; a goofy girl with a hot temper."

"Darling, if you're searching for a good time that lasts, look no further - I'm a sweet novel, not a short story."

"Are you an elevator? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like I've reached new heights."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"Despite your height, you've scored the highest goal in my heart and proved that love isn't subject to measurements."

"Is it a hard climb down from heaven, or does being this short just make you extra special?"

"Do you like football? Cause I may be short, but I can definitely run my way to your heart."

"Is your phone's memory as short as the time it took for me to fall for you?"

"Is your height directly proportional to your sweetness? Because you're the cutest shortcake I've ever seen."

"I've been told good things come in small packages, but you're the best thing I've ever unwrapped."

"You're proof that great things come in small packages. Your smile alone has a big impact."

"Your height may be petite, but your personality surely towers over anyone I've ever met."

"You're like a hidden treasure, surprisingly undervalued, yet priceless in my eyes."

"You're more surprising than twitch bits being cheap, stole my heart while I was offline."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my GPS keeps telling me to follow my dreams, but it lost signal around my knees."

"Hey Barbara, your cheerfulness is as tasty as any meal, may I take a bite of your charm tonight?"

"Kim, if your looks were a disease, I'd need intensive care, cause your beauty is taking my breath away."

Your adorable baby voice and playful hair twirling are so captivating, it's hard to resist falling for you.

"Your hair is as beautiful as your smile. Let me run my fingers through it sometime."

"Your cute baby voice and playful hair flips are making it hard for me to focus."

"Are you made of sugar? Because you're as sweet as your hair twirls."