Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?

You are not a parking violation citation. Babe because it will take a tow truck to pull me out.

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

"Hey cowboy, I heard red drives bulls wild, how about you let me test that theory in the back of your truck?"

"I've always admired a strong cowboy, but the sight of your muscles in that truck? Now I'm ready to be wrangled."

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

Are you a farmer? Because you've got my heart plowing fields faster than my diesel truck!

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.

"Are you a parking lot? Because I can't help but admire your amazing dump truck from every angle!"

Are you a garbage truck? Because I am trash looking for some fun.

"Are you a bull, cowboy? Because your power got me wanting to ride more than just your truck."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Your big horns and groomed tail got me seeing red, fellas like me can't resist a beast like you ready to unleash."

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

Are you a Ford truck? Because you've got that rugged charm and reliable strength that I adore.

"Fit, huh? So does that mean you could outrun the ice cream truck? Because that's my ultimate test of fitness! 🍦🏃‍♂️"

"Cowboy, with those muscles and horsepower, I bet you could ride me all night long. Fancy testing that theory?"

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"I've got my red on, ready to rile up that bull power of yours. Mind if I try to tame you in your backseat?"

Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck

"With those strong horns and wild spirit, how about we make some history in the back seat, cowboy?"

"Hey darling, how about you let this muscular cowboy show you why they call me a bull in the back of my truck?"

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"Sweetheart, just like a bull charges at red, I can't help but chase after your fiery beauty in my truck bed."

"Ever thought of delivering your big, sweaty package in my back truck? Because I'm open for business."

Are you made of stainless steel? Because you've definitely sparked my interest like an electric truck.

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"I may be short on height, but I'm tall on whiskey and long drives in my oversized white truck, interested?"

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"Babe, I'm a cowboy with muscles made for wrangling and bullhorns that could ring your bell, ready for the ride?"

"You're the bull to my red flag, ready to charge with all that bullpower and turn this truck into our own private rodeo."

"Bull or not, in that red dress, I'm ready to be taken hostage by your muscles and destroyed in your truck."

"Like a pickup truck, you're rugged and dirty, but I bet you clean up real good in the right hands."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"Babe, I'm a strong cowboy; let's see if this bull can turn your red dress into a wild rodeo in my truck."

"You're the perfect mix of tough and adorable, just like a rugged truck with a bow on top."

"Hey cowboy, your muscles are as powerful as your horsepower, mind showing me what else you've got under those jeans?"

"Rope me in cowboy, I'm ready to experience the thrill of your truck's backseat all drenched in your masculine sweat."

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower makes my heart race faster than a stampede. Fancy breaking in the backseat tonight?"

"You're the dirty pickup truck, and I'm your personal car wash. Ready to get those biceps sparkling?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"Working on your muscles is like washing a prized truck, a dirty job but the shine afterwards... simply breathtaking."

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

"You're like a muddy pickup truck - dirty in all the right places, and impossible not to stare at."

"You're like a bull in a rodeo, muscular and untamed. How about we destroy that back seat together?"

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"With muscles like those, reckon you could tame this wild heart? Let's find out in the back of your pickup."

"Are your abs just for show or can they handle the weight of my growing admiration for you?"

"You've got the muscles, now how 'bout you rope this small cityboy in your truck and teach me some country secrets?"

"Your red attire fires up this muscular bull; ready to conquer you first in the backseat of my truck."

"Darlin', as strong as my horse is, my desire for you's stronger, ready to ride all night and make you sore."

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"Your tail isn't the only thing that's groomed, handsome. Care to help me tame that wild beast of yours?"

I have candies in that truck.

(for best results use at kids)

"Darlin', strappin' you in the back of my truck would make this cowboy's heart race harder than a stampede."

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Are those horns or are you just excited to see me? Let's go cause some trouble in the back of your truck."

"Ready to saddle up, stud? This city boy is eager for a wild ride on your muscular country terrain."

"Hey handsome, you're a cowboy bull stronger than any stallion. Hope you're ready to charge at this red cape."

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

"Hey cowboy, fancy showing this small town boy the horsepower under your hood tonight?"

"Wearing red tonight just for you, bull boy. Fancy a ride in the back of your truck to tame your wild side?"

Haha, I hope you didn't accidentally order a truck online! But if you did, I call shotgun on the first ride! 😉

"Are you ready to handle this package? It's pretty heavy and it may require some... special attention."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile... and I need directions to the nearest taco truck!"

"Ever seen a rugged truck get a shine? That's me washing your muscles, turning that dirt into divine."

"Babe, this muscular cowboy bull's got more power than a rodeo ride, fancy getting wrecked in the back of my truck?"

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman. How about delivering that heavy package to my heart instead of just my doorstep?"

"Hey cowboy, your muscles outshine any horsepower. How about you tame this red-dressed matador in your backseat tonight?"

"How about you ride this city boy like your fastest stallion, cowboy? Your muscular charm is making me buck wild."

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower's got my heart racing faster than a Mustang. Ready to tame this wild one tonight?"

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

"You're a raging bull with an untamed power; can you handle a wild ride with this rodeo star in the back of your truck?"

"Hey cowboy, your bull power revs my engine. Ever try taming a wild one in a truck bed before?"

"Hey cowboy, with muscles like yours, I bet you could handle my wild ride all night long."

"How about I show you the horsepower in my jeans and rope your desires till dawn in my pickup truck?"

"With those big horns and groomed tail, let's see if you can ride me harder than your own horsepower."

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

"Feeling hungry? Why don't we turn this truck bed into a feast of passion, fueled by your animalistic strength?"

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower outshines any horsepower. Fancy destroying the backseat with this raging bull tamer?"

"Just like a dusty truck needs a good hose down, you've got me craving for your dirty allure."

"Just like a dirty pickup, I can't help but fantasize about making your muscles shine under my delicate hose."

"Your bullhorns are irresistible, but I'm more interested in taming the wild beast behind the wheel tonight."

"I'm wearing red tonight, stud. Prepared to tame your beastly power and ruin your truck's back seat."

"Hey cowboy, your muscles are the rodeo I've been waiting to ride. Think you can handle taming this wild one in red?"

"You're a bull with more power than any horse I've seen - fancy showing me how well you can tame in the back of your truck?"

"Ever ridden a cowboy bull with more power than a horsepower? Trust me, it's an unforgettable ride."

"Your abs glisten in the sun, but it's your thick, sweaty package that has my mailbox yearning for a special delivery."

"Hey cowboy, your muscular physique outshines any bull. Care to show off that bullpower in the back of your truck?"

"Boy, your bullpower's so strong, it's got me seeing red. Ready to tame this wild ride in the back of your truck?"

"Your muscular horns are as irresistible as your horsepower, how about we paint the town red tonight?"

"Ever seen a bull get riled up by red? Wait till you see how I react to you, ready to tame this beast?"

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

"Hey, cowboy, how about you park that truck and show me if your muscles are as captivating as your charisma?"

"Hey cowboy, show this city boy how those muscles can handle a wild ride all night long."

"You're like a muddy pickup truck, rough around the edges but irresistibly sexy underneath all that dirt."

"With your horsepower, I bet you can rock my world harder than a rodeo, right cowboy?"

"How about you show this city boy why a country cowboy's muscles are worth riding all night long?"

"Cowboy, with a body like that, I can't wait to explore the goods in your pants and bathe in your sweat."

"With muscles like those, can you rope me in and show me a night full of horsepower and cowboy sweat?"

"Hey handsome, your bull power is making my red dress tremble, ready to be tamed in the backseat of your truck?"

"Strapping cowboy, I'm craving a taste of that superior horsepower. Ready to make my small city body sore tonight?"

"Cowboy, your horns are as impressive as your horsepower; ready to wreck this backseat with me?"

"Cowboy, your muscles are the only ropes I need to feel lassoed and lost in your country charm."

"I can't help but notice those abs shining brighter than the sun. Fancy unloading that heavy package in my territory?"

Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.

"Your bullpower is turning my red shorts green with envy, they're begging to be tamed in the backseat cowboy."

How about something fun and adventurous? Maybe sushi or a cute little food truck? Your taste in food must be as delightful as you are!

Are you a Ford truck? Because you've got me revved up and ready for an adventure.

"With muscles like these and horsepower to match, I promise you'll be sore from the best ride of your life."

"Your sweat-soaked abs make me want to express-handle your package in the back of your truck."

"Hope your bullpower's as strong as your charm, cowboy, cause I'm ready to be ridden wild in the back of your truck."

"I must be a mechanic, because every time I see you, my heart starts racing like a tuned-up engine."

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"Your bullpower got me more riled up than a matador seeing red, cowboy. Can I be the one to tame your wild ride?"

"Are you my mailman? Because you've got the kind of package that needs to be handled with care."

"How about you lasso me with your charm, cowboy, and show this city boy how the country rides?"

"In the bed of my truck, under this starry night, I promise you'll be seeing red as I tame your wild side."

"Ready to show this small city boy the strength in those country muscles? Let's make the back of your truck our playground tonight."

"Is your body a package from UPS? Because I'm eager to sign off on those muscular deliveries."