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Top 50 Organ Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Organ pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. DAMN GIRL ARE YOU AN ORGAN HARVESTER

    BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY

  3. I'm no organ donor, but...

    I'd love to give you my heart.

  4. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  5. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  7. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  8. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

  9. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  10. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

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I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

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You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Girl, I ain't no organ donor
But I can give you my heart

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Are you an organ donor?

Because I'm after your heart.

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

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Hey, are you an organ donor?

Cause I want your heart

I believe in eating all organic.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you an organic artifact with carbon-14 molecules?

‘Cause I’d like to date you

Are you from a polling organization? Because I’d love to show you my hard numbers. (Scott Walker)

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

Hey girl, are you an organ harvester?

Because you stole my heart.

I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.