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Top 50 Organ Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Organ chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. I'm no organ donor, but...

    I'd love to give you my heart.

  3. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  4. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  5. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  6. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  7. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

  8. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  9. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

  10. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

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Funny organ pickup lines

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Girl, I ain't no organ donor

But I can give you my heart

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

Because you light up the way my dark world...

...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

I believe in eating all organic.

Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

No, honestly - it's organic, natural and full of protein!

You can’t play the organ without a little air

Perhaps you could blow on mine?

You should let me orgasm

So we can make an organism

I’m no Organ Donor

But I’d be Happy to Give you my Heart.

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Are you the leader of a terrorist organization?

Cuz I wanna take you out

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ

Are you an organ donor?

“Yes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away.

“No.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.

Are you organic?

Cause you’re naturally beautiful

Im not an organ donor but....

I can give you my heart

Are you a roller coaster?

Cuz your making my organs go up and down