110 May Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

I may be wasted

But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Girl are you a ruler?

Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

May I take your clothes.

May I sniff your packets?

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.

May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?

You may have found Clark Kent, but I'll always be your Superman.

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

It may not be fall yet, but I'm already falling for you

It may be lockdown

But looking at yr profile, I can't keep my cockdown

May I lick your boots?

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

May I dig my nails into your back?

I may be the hunter, but you can tame me anytime.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

The date is 10.01

May I date the 10 which is the 1 for me

I may be an Imp sweetheart, but I never go limp.

*walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect*

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.

We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.