If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

My mom's son thinks you're beautiful !!

Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

You look like my mom!

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

If we have a daughter can we name her Stacie? [Why]

Cause she has a hot mom

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Can I follow you home during Navratri?

Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams!

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

You remind me of my mom.

Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Are you trash?

Because you smell really bad and my mom is forcing me to take you out.

I would travel back in time to impregnate your mom just to hear you call me daddy

Can I follow you home tonight?...

...Sorry, but my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Girl, what are you doing for Mother's Day? cause I was thinking we could get your mom a grandbaby.

Is your mom a vending machine?

Cus' ur looking like a snack

Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta.

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

Me: You wanna eat something my mom made? She: What did she make?

Me: Me

Is your mom single?

Cause i want to be your daddy!!

Hey girl, Can I follow you?

My mom told me to follow my dream.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"The good news? Just made my mom's secret recipe lasagna. Bad news? I'm missing someone to share it with."

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

Wanna come over and eat what my mom made?

Me

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

"You're so attractive, even your mom jokes are hot; let's create a story better than any punchline."

"Ashley, your strength as a single mom outshines the stars. Need help making the constellation complete?"

"Is your mom a baker? Because you're just like her amazing pies, unreasonably sweet and impossible to forget."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because my mom always told me to follow the club's dress code: 'Smart/Casual/You'."

"I respect your taste, but unlike Jessie's girl, I wouldn't just sing about a stunning woman like you."

"Oh, I see you're as spontaneous as you're attractive! Let's let the music and our moves do all the talking."

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."

"Do you have a Bandaid? Because just like my mom, you've healed my broken heart in an instant."

"Mind if I borrow your phone? I promised my mom I'd call her when I found the cure for being an asshole."

"My mom never lets me date, but for you, she'd definitely make an exception."

"Mom praised your beauty true, adorned in my hoodie hue, her words can’t capture, your sparkling rapture."

"Excuse me, but can you spare a kiss? Or should I tell my mom that Cupid just stole it from her baby boy?"

"Your parents brought you into this world on August 21, may I be the one to make your world complete every day?"

"Are you my mom? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a kid excited to see his favorite person."

"Let's make our conversation so sweet, even your mom would want to join in."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, single mom Ashley?"

"In my hoodie, you look divine, would you do me the honor and forever be mine?"

"I promise not to make "your mom" jokes, but how about we skip the jokes and focus on falling for each other instead?"

"Couldn't stay away from the game, Olivia. The difference is, now I'm playing for keeps."

"Oh really? I already told my mom about our engagement. She's expecting us for dinner tomorrow."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams and your body's a bigger dream than mine."

"Did your mom work for NASA? Because your smile is out of this world."

"Are you a mom? Because you've got the beauty that keeps life on this planet thriving."

"Did your username come from being an angel? Because you're as pure and beautiful as white mom in a snowfall."

Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?

"Do you mind if I follow you home? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams...and you're apple-solutely amazing!"

"I deleted 'Can I follow you home?' because my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

"Shaboobity shaboongity, your mom may be in Paris exploring industry, but how about we explore the chemistry between you and me?"

Katy: That is exactly the kind of girl my mom wishes came out of her v**....

"Are you a cat mom? Because this cat dad here could use some help handling all these purrs and play."

"Jessie's girl is fine, but darling, you're the masterpiece that even Stacy's mom can't outshine."