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Top 50 Chemistry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chemistry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chemistry conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a proton?

    Because you fill me with positive energy.

  2. You look familiar did we have a class before?

    I could swear we had chemistry.

  3. How’d you like to make a ring seal?

  4. I have mass. You have mass.

    We’re naturally attracted!

  5. If i'm an Oxygen,

    can you be my Magnesium?

  6. Are you game for a sigmatropic rearrangement?

  7. My favorite element is uranium,

    because I love U!

  8. Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

  9. You make me hypervalent.

  10. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

    I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

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If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

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I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

When I go in you, we'll explode.

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're Sodium fine!

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

So, what’s your pKa?

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I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You make my atomic number rise.

Are you nitrate salt? Cause you're soluble in my heart.

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

You and I go together like sodium and chloride.

Are you in my class?

'cause I think we have a chemistry together