My favorite element is uranium,

because I love U!

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

You make me hypervalent.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

You're like an exothermic reaction,

you spread your hotness everywhere! 

I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

When I go in you, we'll explode.

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're Sodium fine!

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

I wish I’d paid more attention to my chemistry lesson, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

So, what’s your pKa?

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You make my atomic number rise.

Are you nitrate salt? Cause you're soluble in my heart.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

You and I go together like sodium and chloride.

Our chemistry is undeniable, just like the bond between ribosomes and mRNA.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

Are you chemistry?

Coz you are full of exceptions.

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

We don't need a room.

We need a lab. Cos we got chemistry~

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

You can hydrolyze me anytime

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?

Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)

You are the HCl to my NaOH,

lets make sweet love and make an ocean together 

We have great chemistry,

lets do some biology.

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?

Because you are the ONe. 

Girl are you made of calcium, nitrogen, titanium and potassium because you're CaNTiK.

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

I think you just satisfied my octet.

If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hotter than a bunsen to melt a few things.

Are you a chloroplast?

Because you just made my world photosynthesize with your radiant smile!

You can share electron to me, and i will fully occupied.

We’re as miscible as oil and hexane.

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

Are u chloroplast? Cause you’re attracting my energy

I can be a little caustic, maybe you should de-base me.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

Are you Walter White?

Because we got chemistry together.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.

Are you a teacher?

'Cause I think I have chemistry with you

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium ? You look CuTe.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.

Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.

Are you chemistry homework, because I am sensing some strong balance and reaction between us.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK

You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!

"Are you hydrogen fuel? Because our chemistry could power up a whole city."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the magnetic pull of your charisma sparking off irresistible sexual chemistry?"

"Do you believe in chemical reactions? Because whenever I see you, there's a spontaneous combustion in my heart."

"Swipe right if you believe in instant chemistry, because I'm feeling explosive just looking at your photos."

"Just like Benzene to a chemist's scene, your beauty is the most enchanting thing I've ever seen."

"Are you interested in Lesserafim? Because our chemistry could make a celestial love story."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection that's sparking some serious chemistry between us."

"Ever thought of fitness as romantic? Because our chemistry could turn a run into a relay race of love."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and you have all the right elements I need."

"Are you a video game? 'Cause I think we've got some serious 'CHEMISTRY'."

"Is your name Freud? Because our chemistry is so electric, it could cure my neurosis."

"Do you love Lipton Lemon Ice Tea? Because our chemistry is as refreshing and zesty."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and make chemistry so much more interesting!"

"So we're both single? Guess that means we can explore this chemistry—care to spark something a little more thrilling?"

"Is your love for dogs as wild as the chemistry between us? Because it's definitely making my tail wag."

"Our chemistry is as explosive as the Afghan frontlines, care to negotiate peace over dinner?"

"Like the mystic Halong Bay, your allure is timeless and breathtaking. Fancy exploring our chemistry over dinner?"

"Are you studying chemistry? Because our connection is so electric, it could set off a Bunsen burner."

"If our chemistry were a film, it’d definitely be a blockbuster—let’s create the sequel together!"

"Is your second degree in chemistry? Because I'm feeling a reaction that's off the charts!"

"Did you know that just like basketball, our chemistry on and off the court is undeniable?"

"Our chemistry could melt the ice, just like my skates on a breakaway."

"Did we just share an elevator? Because I feel like we’ve got some serious chemistry going on!"

"Do you believe in Sherlock Holmes? Because I find our chemistry more mysterious than any of his cases."

Is it hot in here or is it just you? Because I'm feeling some serious chemistry.

"Your baking skills could turn a thriller into a romance, how about we mix creativity and chemistry together?"

The chemical bonding between us is so strong because of the forces attraction...

"Καλησπέρα, είσαι φυσικός, έτσι; Δεν θα μπορούσες να με βοηθήσεις να καταλάβω τη χημεία μας;" (Good evening, you're a physicist, right? Could you help me understand our chemistry?)

"If I were a king, I'd crown you my queen, because our chemistry sparkles like a vibrant sheen."

"Just like friction generates heat, our chemistry is undeniable and impossible to beat."

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and that's the perfect chemistry for me.

"Our connection is too strong to deny. Let's put a label on it and make magic happen, darling."

"Your words intrigued me, how about we meet and let our chemistry write a new comment in history."

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

"Good morning, gorgeous. How about we skip the caffeine and let our chemistry wake us up instead?"

"As a teacher, I've always been fascinated by smart minds. But your beauty just gave me the best lesson in chemistry."

"Let's do a puzzle, because I can't wait to see how our chemistry fits perfectly into place."

"Hey girl, do you like eggs? Because our chemistry could beat any omelette."

"He meant that when our eyes met, a spark ignited, creating a beautiful chemistry between us."

"Like ancient Athens, our chemistry could be the birthplace of something extraordinary."

"Studying for two exams tomorrow? Let's make it three and test our chemistry tonight."

"If you believe water isn't wet, how about we stir up some real chemistry and redefine the laws of attraction?"

"Poems could go on forever, just like I could, admiring your beauty. How about we explore that chemistry?"

"Are we in the fiction section? Because our chemistry feels unbelievably novel."

"How about we exchange Snap streaks, babe, and let our chemistry glow brighter than a thousand flames?"

"You might not fancy tea, but how about brewing some chemistry with me over a glass of wine?"

"Excuse me, Alina, were you in science class? Because my chemistry with you is more explosive than any lab experiment!"

"Struggling to explain? Don't bother, because I feel the chemistry too, and it's inexplicably enchanting."

"Is your name Cement? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's making my foundation shake."

As a fiery Leo, I'm drawn to your mysterious Scorpio energy. The chemistry between us is sizzling. Let's see where it leads.

"Do you believe in evolution? Because I think we were meant to mate and create the perfect chemistry!"

"I can't resist your allure, how about we let our chemistry blend into a night of unforgettable passion?"

"I may not be a sweet baker, but I swear, nothing tastes better than the chemistry we're cooking."

"Is your data connection weak? Because our chemistry is off the charts and needs immediate syncing."

"Patience is my middle name. We've got plenty of time to explore our chemistry. For now, let's enjoy this intriguing conversation."

"Our chemistry is like Fortnite Duos, perfectly coordinated and always surviving against all odds."

"Do you have a lighter? Because our chemistry is so strong, it could ignite an entire field of marijuana."

"I don't just want your number, I crave the chemistry we could create."

"Your smile is sweeter than any dessert, our chemistry hotter than a gourmet's expert."

"How about we gamble a little? If I win, I get to watch your heart flutter under the moonlight?"

"Like a perfect pairing of pizza and wine, our chemistry is undeniable and divinely fine."