My favorite element is uranium,

because I love U!

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

You make me hypervalent.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

You're like an exothermic reaction,

you spread your hotness everywhere! 

I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

When I go in you, we'll explode.

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're Sodium fine!

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

I wish I’d paid more attention to my chemistry lesson, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

So, what’s your pKa?

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You make my atomic number rise.

Are you nitrate salt? Cause you're soluble in my heart.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

Our chemistry is undeniable, just like the bond between ribosomes and mRNA.

You and I go together like sodium and chloride.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

Are you chemistry?

Coz you are full of exceptions.

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

We don't need a room.

We need a lab. Cos we got chemistry~

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

You can hydrolyze me anytime

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

We are so difficult, you like an acid and i am an alkali but when we combine, we going to be neutral.

Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?

Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)

We have great chemistry,

lets do some biology.

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?

Because you are the ONe. 

Girl are you made of calcium, nitrogen, titanium and potassium because you're CaNTiK.

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

I think you just satisfied my octet.

If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hotter than a bunsen to melt a few things.

Are you a chloroplast?

Because you just made my world photosynthesize with your radiant smile!

You can share electron to me, and i will fully occupied.

We’re as miscible as oil and hexane.

If i am a proton, can you be my neutron? So that we can be nucleon.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

Are u chloroplast? Cause you’re attracting my energy

I can be a little caustic, maybe you should de-base me.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

Are you Walter White?

Because we got chemistry together.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.

Are you a teacher?

'Cause I think I have chemistry with you

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium ? You look CuTe.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.

Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.

Are you chemistry homework, because I am sensing some strong balance and reaction between us.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK