Top 50 Teacher Pick Up lines

Are you my geometry teacher?

Because from this angle you look acute

Im not a singing teacher

But i can make you scream your highest

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

Just thought of a pickup line, let me know if you've heard of this one.

Are you a teacher, cause I want you to raise my D!?

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

Carry your bookbag?

drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.