Top 50 Coffee Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coffee pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Coffee conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. How do you like your coffee?

   I should really know for tomorrow morning.

2. I like my coffee like I like my women

   Strong, sweet, and brown\~
   
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   >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

3. Are you coffee

   Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

4. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

   Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

5. Do you like coffee?

   Because I like you a latte.

6. I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

7. The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

8. If you can't make good morning coffee,

   its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

9. I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

10. This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

Funny coffee pickup lines

How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

If you're not proud or prejudiced, could I take you for a coffee sometime?

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

Can I be the cream to your coffee?

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

(For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

I like my women how I like my coffee…

Strong and able to stand out on their own

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Hey girl by any chance is your name coffee? Bcz i want to start my day with you <3

I really like you. I like you a latte.

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

Are you my coffee mug?

Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;

This must be decaf, cuz you’re just dreamy!

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.