Top 50 Coffee Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coffee pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. How do you like your coffee?

   I should really know for tomorrow morning.

2. I like my coffee like I like my women

   Strong, sweet, and brown\~
   
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   >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

3. Roses are red, and very famous

   Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus

4. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

   Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

5. I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

6. The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

7. If you can't make good morning coffee,

   its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

8. I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

9. This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

10. How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

Funny coffee pickup lines

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

If you're not proud or prejudiced, could I take you for a coffee sometime?

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

Let’s make like this coffee and get steamy!

Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

I really like you. I like you a latte.

Are you my coffee mug?

Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;

This must be decaf, cuz you’re just dreamy!

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

I bet you don’t like drips.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.