I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.

My fortune cookie just came true when I met you.

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?

You got some cookies? Let me pour some of my white sugar frosting to make them sugar cookies.

If you do not believe in the magic of love, come to my place and experience the magic of cookies.

Looky, looky, I made you cookies!

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?

Babe I am the best cookies that you will ever have, if you rub me the right way I'll crumb for you.

Just hoping to bake your day a little better.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

Can I have cookie, and 2 scoops of you.

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!

You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.

Want to feel my personalized cookies?

You look as tasty as a chocolate cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling.

Babe, I don't need fortune cookies, when I got cookies like you.

Cookies need love like everything does.

Babe, we are cookies together. We are a batch made in heaven.

I'm as sweet as sugar and on the inside I'm hot and gooey for your pleasure.

Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.

Here’s a variety of cookies you can pick and chews from.

I’d like to frost your cookie.

Hey girl, are you a cookie? Because I want to eat you out until I get sick.

I know we just met, but can I put my cookie dough in your oven?

You remind me of a bunch of Oreo. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Are you cookie dough?

Because I want to eat you raw

Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.

We go together like Cookies and Milk.

A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.

These cookies are a little nutty… just like me!

Do you want some raisin cookies? Perfect for someone who’s always raisin’ the bar.

Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.

My love for you is like hot cookie, I just can’t hold on to it until I stuff it in my face.

Staring at you is better than looking at freshly baked cookies.

You are one sexy and smart cookie.

Babe, you are free to leave your cookies on my machine anytime.

"Just like a Metro Market Oreo, you're deliciously irresistible and I find myself wanting more."

Since I’m all about the cookie, how ’bout a little white frosting?

"In this world full of cookies, your sweetness still amazes me, would you like one, maybe three?"

All the fortune cookies in the world led me to you.

"In the world of cookies, Oreo's the queen; in the realm of beauty, it's you that I've seen."

"Do you like popcorn? Because I just keep falling for you, kernel by kernel."

"Oh, just at home making a batch of cookies. Wish I had someone to help taste them 😉"

"If you were a cookie, you'd be double chocolate chip because you're twice as irresistible."

"Baking might be your forte, but darling, you're the main course in my eyes."

"Forget the cookies, my Christmas wish is a sweet smile from you. Can Santa have his treat early?"

"Don't eat yourself, darling! You're not just your average cookie, you're a fortune cookie predicting our sweet future together."

"Girl, you're way hotter than any oven, and all I want is a taste of your delicious charm."

"Ever thought of delivering extra creamy milk? Your muscles would look striking drenched, with my cookies craving to taste."

"Well, my fortune cookie said 'you'll meet someone special today'. So here I am trying to make a cookie proud."

"Definitely! You know what they say, 'Pray for momma, and the cookies never burn.' Can't argue with that kind of logic, can we?"

"Are you a gingerbread cookie? 'Cause you're looking spicy and I can't resist taking a bite!"

Babe, I want to double stuff your cookies.

"This cookie's allure may be plenty, but it's nothing compared to your beauty that is more than any."

"Shopping for cookies at Metro Market? How about you take me instead, I promise I'm twice as delicious as an Oreo."

"Are you a cookie? Because every crumb of you seems perfectly baked to satisfy my sweet cravings."

"Girl, are we in the cookie aisle at Metro Market? Because just like an Oreo, I’m falling apart without your cream filling!"

"I hope this doesn't sound nosy, but your uniqueness captures my heart more than any cookie-cutter beauty."

"Are you a batch of cookies? Because when I look at you, I see a dozen sweet things and Henry Cavill's number two."

"Think you could drizzle some of that milk over your abs? I'd love to see how my cookies crumble on you."

"Hey, Milkman, can you spare some extra muscle with that milk? My cookies need a strong and creamy touch."

You remind me of a bunch of cookies. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

"Baking cookies, huh? Is it just me, or is your smile even sweeter than those cookies?"