Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.

Are you bread?

Because I really like you.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

Girl, you like toasters? Let's get in bread together.

What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Are you a piece of bread?

Because I want to put some meat between those buns.

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

Are you a bakery? Because you've got some buns that I can't resist. 😉🍞

Are you a baker? Because you're the butter to my bread and I want you spread all over me.

Are you a loaf of bread? Because you are definitely thick and I want a slice.

Did you just steal my heart like Jean Valjean stole that loaf of bread?

Are you made of good bread? Because you've got me loafing around, waiting to butter you up.

"Your bikini pic is so hot, it's giving me a rise...just like a perfectly baked loaf of bread."

"You're the missing ingredient to my recipe for happiness. Let's toast to a sweet future together."

You're like a loaf of perfectly baked bread - irresistibly charming and delightful in every way.

Are you made of sourdough? Because you're definitely rising in my books.

Are you made of flour and yeast? Because you've got great buns!

Are you Cosette? Because you've stolen my heart like a rebellious student stealing a loaf of bread.

"Making bread, huh? That's an interesting curveball. Do you usually knead out your stress, or is this a secret culinary passion?"

"You must be made of flour and sweetness, because every slice of you is pure perfection."

Did you just come from the bakery? 'Cause you've got that fresh loaf charm!

You're the loaf of my life! Your warmth and sweetness make me rise every day.

Are you Jean Valjean? Because you've stolen my heart like a loaf of bread.

Are you a baker? Because you've got that good bread... and I'm not just talking about the carbs!

If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You

I really knead your right now.

This could be loaf at first sight.

Crust me when i say you’re stunning.

Maybe we could roll into bread later.


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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass the garlic bread again?"

You're so irresistible in that bikini, I feel like I'm melting faster than butter on warm bread.

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to be in your throat.

"Good morning, did you just rise from the Bakery? Because you're definitely the sweetest thing since sliced bread."

Are you a toaster? Because you're heating up more than just bread.

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

If you were a vampire, I'd give up garlic bread.

Your bikini pic is making me hungry for more...how about we share some bread and sparks?

Are you a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen in that bikini photo.

"Are you a baker? Because you've got that 'good bread' magic that steals my heart away."

"Are you a loaf of bread? Because you've definitely buttered me up with that smile!"

"Your scent is as addictive as a freshly baked bread, can I be your baker?"

Are you a bakery? Because you've got some serious bread-appeal!

Are you made of flour? Because you've got that irresistible "yeast" factor going on.

I bet you make really good bread.

If you were a loaf of bread, you'd be the whole-grain kind - wholesome, yet irresistibly seductive.

Is your name Sourdough? Because you rise to the occasion every time.

"Are you a baker? Because your buns are so perfectly kneaded, they'd make any bread jealous."

"Are you made of yeast? Because you’re definitely causing a rise in my heart rate."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your bread has me feeling heavenly! 🍞✨

"Are you a bakery? Because you've got some quality buns...I mean, bread."

Are you a loaf of bread? Because you're the perfect balance of soft and sweet.

"Are you a loaf of bread? Because I knead you to rise my spirits."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you, sizzling in that bikini? Let's get toasty like a fresh loaf of bread."

"You like Minecraft? Because we could share some bread in real life."

Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??

You must be bread because you're the perfect ingredient to make any day better.

"Making bread passively, huh? Why not make life exciting together instead—like a live cooking show but with more laughter and less stress."

"Is your name Jam? Cause I'm stuck on you like bread on jelly."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my 'Bread Delivery Service Management' badge?"

Don't worry, I once tried making a sandwich with only one slice of bread... You're doing just fine in comparison!

"Are you made of bread? Because you're the yeast to my heart's happiness."

"Are you made of bread? Because you've got that *dough* that I knead in my life."

"I must be bread dough, because the moment I saw you, girl, I instantly felt a warm rise."

Are you a baker? Because you've got some loaf-ly buns that I knead in my life.

"Are you made of flour and water? Because you're the perfect recipe for my heart. 😉"

"That bikini pic of yours is making me hungry for more. Can I be your butter?"

Are you made of bread dough? Because you're looking thicc and ready to rise in my eyes.

Are you pasta? Because you're a delicious carb that I can't resist indulging in.

"Wow, casually making bread? You just rose to a whole new level of intriguing. Who knew kneading dough could be so captivating?"

"I may not be a master baker, but I sure can add some spice to life, just like a perfect loaf of bread."

"Like Peeta with his bread, I’d brave any danger just to win your heart."

"You're the cheese to my bread, without you I'm incomplete, your beauty leaves me well-fed, girl, you make my heart beat."

Simple! It uses carrier squirrels. Much faster and they don’t stop for bread crumbs like pigeons do. Plus, they’re ridiculously cute!

"Are you a loaf of bread? Because you just made my heart rise and I want to savor every slice."

Are you a toaster? Because I'm feeling quite bread-y around you, but still no desire for toasting.

"Do you work at a bakery? Because you've got that 'rise and shine' kind of charm."

"Are you made of flour? Because every time I see you, I rise to the occasion."

"Are you a schnitzel? Because I can’t help but want to bread you in my heart!"

Ah, a bride-to-be in the making,
Your radiance is breathtaking.
Excited for your journey ahead,
May happiness be your daily bread.

Are you a bakery? Because it feels like there's a yeast infection... of love in the air.

"Your bikini photo is giving me major carb cravings, because you're looking like a whole snack."

Are you a bakery? Because you've got some impressive buns! 😉🍞

Your bikini photo is so hot, it's making me want to be your loaf forever.

Are you a baker? Because you've got me falling for you like fresh-baked bread.

"Is your body from a bakery? Because you're shaped like my favorite kind of bread, absolutely irresistible."

"Are you a baguette? Because you're definitely the best thing since sliced bread."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the bakery shelf? Because you're the finest baguette in the bread basket."

"Your bikini pic is making me hungry for more than just bread. Care to share a bite?"

"Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because you've got me craving carbs...and you look delicious in that bikini."

"Are you a slice of bread? Because you're toasty hot and I can't resist you."

"Is your name ciabatta? Because you’ve got some serious dough going on."

Do you have butter?

I'm eating bread, so I want butter thats all.

You must be a baker, because you've got all the ingredients to steal my heart.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm just trying to butter up the most beautiful bread slice in this entire bakery!"

"Are you a fresh loaf of bread? Because you're making me want to spread you all over."

Hey gorgeous, you're as tempting as fresh bread and your bikini pic got me hungry for more.

You're hotter than a freshly baked loaf, and that bikini photo of yours is spreading some serious heat.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot like freshly baked bread!

Is your name Sourdough? Because you've risen to the top of my grain list.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you brought back some heavenly bread with you.

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hotter than the banana bread my mom made last night."

Are you Cosette? Because you just stole my heart like Jean Valjean stealing a loaf of bread.

Hey girl , are a bread?

Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.

Haha, you want the sweet talk, huh? Well, they say I'm as smooth as peanut butter on freshly toasted bread. 😉

Roses are red

I will offer you some bread

Later we share a bed

Hey girl, are some french bread?

Because you are baguetten me hard ;)

If you were a loaf of bread, you'd be whole-grain because you're looking like a full meal!

Did it hurt when you fell from the bread oven? Because you're looking like a snack! 🥖

Your bread game is strong, but you're the one that's really rising to the occasion.

interest in baking and love for cats.

"Are you a baker? Because our loaf story could rise above all, and unlike bread, it won't be crumby."

Is that a hotdog bun in your hand, or are you just excited to see me?

Are you a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen. Let's toast to that!

Glad you liked it! I’d say that message is the best thing since sliced bread, but I might be biased. What's your favorite sandwich?

Are you made of flour and water? Because you've got buns of steel.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to put my bread in you and watch it pop!

Do you work at a bakery? Because you've got that "yeast" factor that's making me rise to the occasion.

Are you a baker? Because you've got a killer rise, just like a perfectly proofed sourdough.

Do you want to get double stuffed?

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

Are you a baker? Because you've got some hot buns in that bikini photo!

Are you a loaf of bread? Because you're the best thing since sliced bread!

Are you a baker? Because that bikini pic of yours is toasty hot, just like freshly baked bread.

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

"Ever tried to fit a pizza slice into a bread toaster? That's how well I do things 'the normal way'."

"Are you made of flour and water? Because you’ve got all the right ingredients for my heart to rise."

You're like freshly baked bread - irresistibly warm, comforting, and filling my heart with joy.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

"You must be a baker, cause you've got some buns that are irresistible in that bikini."