Top 50 Bread Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Bread rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Bread pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Are you a piece of bread?
Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns
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And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.
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The air smells like loaf of artisan bread I’d love to make with you.
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Do you like bread?
Cuz I like bread too
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I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?
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Can I throw you some bread sometime?
Working short bread pickup lines to impress a girl
Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.
Are you bread?
Because I really like you.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.
Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!
Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.
I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.
bread Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.
Girl, you like toasters? Let's get in bread together.
Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.
What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?
Are you a piece of bread?
Because I want to put some meat between those buns.
Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face
Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass
bread Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...
If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You
I really knead your right now.
This could be loaf at first sight.
Crust me when i say you’re stunning.
Maybe we could roll into bread later.
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If you were a vampire, I'd give up garlic bread.
Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
I bet you make really good bread.
Hypothetically if you were a toaster
And I were bread, would you lemme in??
Do you have butter?
I'm eating bread, so I want butter thats all.
Hey girl, are you bread?
Because I want to put my hotdog in you
Hey girl , are a bread?
Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.
Hey girl, are some french bread?
Because you are baguetten me hard ;)
Roses are red
I will offer you some bread
Later we share a bed
bread Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns
Do you want to get double stuffed?
Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.
Are you a toaster?
Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel
Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!
Hey, are you a toaster?
Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread ?
I want you inside me.
I like my women how I like my bread
White
Are you bread?
Cuz everyone is going crazy for you
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!
Are you bread?
Cuz everyone loves bread
Gurl...
Gurl, do you have a yeast infection?
Cause you're making my bread rise...
Are you a slice of bread
Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you
Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Do you like toast?
Cuz I got some bread and a toaster
Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?
Also I like bread
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bread phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Bread lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.