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Top 50 Bread Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bread pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bread conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a piece of bread?

    Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

  2. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

  3. The air smells like loaf of artisan bread I’d love to make with you.

  4. Do you like bread?

    Cuz I like bread too

  5. I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

  6. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

  7. Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.

  8. Are you bread?

    Because I really like you.

  9. What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

  10. If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You

    I really knead your right now.

    This could be loaf at first sight.

    Crust me when i say you’re stunning.

    Maybe we could roll into bread later.


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Funny bread pickup lines

If you were a vampire, I'd give up garlic bread.

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

I bet you make really good bread.

Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??

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Hey girl, are you bread?

Because I want to put my hotdog in you

Hey girl , are a bread?
Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.

Roses are red

I will offer you some bread

Later we share a bed

Hey girl, are some french bread?

Because you are baguetten me hard ;)

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

Do you want to get double stuffed?

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread ?

I want you inside me.

I like my women how I like my bread

White

Are you bread?

Cuz everyone is going crazy for you

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!

Are you bread?

Cuz everyone loves bread

Gurl...

Gurl, do you have a yeast infection?

Cause you're making my bread rise...

Are you a slice of bread

Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Do you like toast?

Cuz I got some bread and a toaster

Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?

Also I like bread