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Top 50 Bread Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Bread chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

  2. The air smells like loaf of artisan bread I’d love to make with you.

  3. Do you like bread?

    Cuz I like bread too

  4. I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

  5. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

  6. Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.

  7. Are you bread?

    Because I really like you.

  8. Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

    There it is

  9. What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

  10. If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You

    I really knead your right now.

    This could be loaf at first sight.

    Crust me when i say you’re stunning.

    Maybe we could roll into bread later.


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I bet you make really good bread.

Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??

Do you have butter?

I'm eating bread, so I want butter thats all.

Hey girl, are you bread?

Because I want to put my hotdog in you

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Hey girl , are a bread?

Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.

Hey girl, are some french bread?
Because you are baguetten me hard ;)

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

I like my women how I like my bread

White

Are you bread?

Cuz everyone is going crazy for you

Are you bread?

Cuz everyone loves bread

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Gurl...

Gurl, do you have a yeast infection?

Cause you're making my bread rise...

Do you like toast?

Cuz I got some bread and a toaster

Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?

Also I like bread

Girl are your thighs made of bread?

Cause i want them to sandwich me.

Do you want to be the pita bread to my hummus?

Do you like bread?

Do you like being choked?

Would you like to have sex with me?

Hey do you like bread?

How about I put a bun in your oven.

If I had a coin every time I would make out with you I could buy a bread...

... during Weimar Republic

Are your legs Nutella

Cause i would love to spread them...... On bread after i sacrifice them to the demon sith lord....

Hey! Am i cheese and you garlic bread?

Coz you dip in so well!

Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause i’m just sitting here waiting for your bread