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Top 50 Bread Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bread pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bread conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a piece of bread?

    Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

  2. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

  3. The air smells like loaf of artisan bread I’d love to make with you.

  4. Do you like bread?

    Cuz I like bread too

  5. I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

  6. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

  7. Baby, you’re the patty to my coco bread.

  8. Are you bread?

    Because I really like you.

  9. Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

  10. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.


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Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

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Girl, you like toasters? Let's get in bread together.

Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.

What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

I think you need my beef and balls in your bread.

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

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If you were a vampire, I'd give up garlic bread.

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

I bet you make really good bread.

Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??

Do you have butter?

I'm eating bread, so I want butter thats all.

Hey girl, are you bread?

Because I want to put my hotdog in you

Hey girl , are a bread?

Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.

Hey girl, are some french bread?

Because you are baguetten me hard ;)

Roses are red

I will offer you some bread

Later we share a bed

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

Do you want to get double stuffed?