Shall we do it on the table periodically?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Is it that time of the month? Because I'm still down to ride the crimson wave with you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the periodic table? Because you're a rare element that stole my heart.

"Well, getting to know you sounds like a smart investment, can we start with a trial period?"

"Did your surprise come with a discount, or is being this beautiful always priceless?"

"Just like a bargain sale, such beauty like yours in abundance, yet so undervalued is truly surprising!"

"You're like a hidden treasure, surprisingly undervalued, yet priceless in my eyes."

"You're back to streaming? Now my heart can finally resume its favorite show."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, babe. You've just added a sexy element to my periodic table."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, which spells cute in the periodic table!

Ooh, I love a good science experiment! Let’s mix our elements and see what kind of explosive sparks we can create! 🔥⚗️

"Periodic table? Nice! Let’s mix some elements and see what reaction we get. Who knows, we might create something explosive!"

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, the perfect element in my periodic table."

"I must have hit the jackpot, because seeing you back on stream is like finding a rare treasure."

"Periods may bring a little chaos, but I promise your smile can brighten even the cloudiest days."

"A woman as stunning as you shouldn't endure cramps alone. Need a hot water bottle...or a hotter companion?"

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. You're like a rare element in the periodic table, irreplaceable.

"Chemistry, huh? Are we talking about lab experiments or the kind that sparks between two people? I’m curious to find out!"

"Even though twitch bits were a steal, your smile is the real priceless treasure I discovered offline."

"Your beauty, like those twitch bits, is an amazing surprise that's simply priceless even when you're offline."

Are you a tampon? Because I'm feeling bloody attracted to you.

"I've been missing your streams like a starless night misses the sky. Welcome back!"

"Hey, I hear chocolate is a great remedy; want to share some while we chat about our favorite treats?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my cramps disappear—just kidding, but you do brighten my day!"

If hugs were ketchup, I'd smother you in it because you're the special sauce to my heart.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te! Let's disrupt the periodic table and create our own chemistry."

"Are you the 18th element on the periodic table? Because our chemistry is Argon-ly thing that matters."

"I guess nobody seized the opportunity with those cheap twitch bits, just like I can't miss the chance to know you better."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your PMS—Pretty Magnificent Smile!"

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Is your name 'Cycle'? Because you keep coming back to my mind and making my heart race."

Are you a period? Because you make me feel complete and leave me wanting more.

"Oh, I love a good chemistry pun! Let's create some explosive conversations instead—what element are you secretly drawn to?"

Are you my period? Because I can't wait to get messy with you tonight.

Ooh, chemistry! Are we talking about reactions or just mixing elements? Either way, I'm ready for some explosive fun! 😄

"Do you believe in serendipity? Because our connection feels like the perfect timing of a cycle."

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you periodically!

"Is your name Midol? Because you've got the power to turn my worst days into the best ones."

"Your surprise is like a rare sale, no one thinks they deserve such an amazing bargain of beauty."

"I've missed your streams like a desert misses rain, care to quench my thirst with some quality time?"

"Just like a surprise Twitch bit sale, your charm catches everyone off guard in the sweetest way possible."

"I must have saved all my Twitch bits, because I hit the jackpot the moment I found you offline."

"Is it just me, or does your smile make even my period feel a little brighter? You have that magic!"

"Periods may bring the mood down, but your smile makes the world brighter. Mind if I add some sunshine?"

If hugs were measured in ketchup, I'd drown my fries in them just to be close to you.

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, sparking a reaction that can't be found on the periodic table."

"Your beauty doesn't wane, not even on tough days. Need a warm hug and a heating pad?"

"Are you a magician? Because every month you make my fear of blood disappear with your superhuman strength."

"Feeling crampy? Let's cuddle. Body heat works wonders, and yours is already too hot to handle."

"Baby, your beauty could ease any pain, even period cramps."

"Oh come on, Kaylee, wouldn't you miss our sweet little chats? We're practically period partners."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my cramps disappear—talk about a real magic trick!"

Haha, I’m more of a math person, but I'll gladly let you be the hydrogen to my oxygen! Chemistry sounds like a blast!

Haha, I'm all about that chemistry! Are you more of an element or a compound? I’m definitely looking to create some reactions! 😄

"Just like those untapped Twitch bits, I can't believe no one's noticed your priceless charm until now."

"Are you a magician? Because every month, you make my fear of blood disappear."

If I could freeze time, I'd spend that moment hugging you tightly. You're my favorite punctuation mark.

"Are you my new girlfriend? Because our potential chemistry could give the periodic table a run for its money!"

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

Are you a period? Because I want to give you a hug and ketchup on you.

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even on the periodic table of elements."

"Missed your streams like a desert misses rain, care to quench my thirst on a date tonight?"

"Your absence made my nights dull, but now that you're streaming again, every night feels like a premiere."

"Is it just me, or does period sex make you even more irresistible? Let's test that theory tonight."

"Even if redeeming your attention was cheap for a while, your smile's worth would always be priceless to me."

"Having cramps? My company comes with warmth, charm, and endless humor to help ease your discomfort."

"Are you a calendar? Because every time I see you, my days get a little brighter, even during tough times."

"You're more valuable than cheap Twitch bits, because your worth can't be measured when you're offline."

Is it your time of the month? Because you're glowing and I can't resist you.

"Just like gold, I could never put you on the periodic table, because being with you is off the charts!"

Are you a period? Because being without you feels like a punctuation mark missing in my life.

"If your charm were twitch bits, you'd never have a single moment offline."

"Cramps might slow you down babe, but nothing can dim your radiant beauty. How about some comfort food and cuddles?"

"Your beauty's like a discounted treasure, surprisingly unclaimed yet priceless."

"Like unclaimed twitch bits, you're a delightful surprise that's priceless to me."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and that's "cute" on the periodic table.

"I must be craving chocolate because your smile is the sweetest remedy for all my mood swings."

Your aura is like a period - powerful, alluring, and something I can't resist.

"Are you a heating pad? Because every time I'm with you, my cramps seem to disappear."

"Well, Kaylee, I guess we're just two stars stuck in the same constellation, aren't we?"

"If I were a heating pad, I’d keep you cozy all month long. Need a little warmth right now?"

Are you a period? Because being with you feels like a warm hug that never ends.

"You're worth more than a million Twitch bits even when you're offline, would you be my perfect game world?"

"Hey, I heard periods can be tough, but I promise to be your distraction whenever you need one!"

"Baby, our chemistry is like a periodic table, perfectly balanced and unique."

Are you a period? Because you make me feel complete and utterly satisfied.

Are you made of magic? 'Cause every hug from you feels like a warm embrace of sunshine and rainbows.

"Darling, if surprises were redeemable, I'd wish to spend all my points on your stunning presence every time."

"If we were in a lab, we'd have great chemistry. Let's move from the periodic table to dating."

"Like a redeemable offer, your charm is priceless, surprising no one has claimed it yet."

"Your cramps may not feel great, but they can't hide the radiance you exude."

"Is your name Midol? Because whenever you're around, my cramps seem to magically disappear."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with chocolate again during your 'no-fun' week?"

"Girl, are you a Ramadan fasting period? Because not having you in my life is the most difficult test of patience."

"Your stream hiatus felt like a movie without a soundtrack, glad you're back to hit the play button."

"Are you a comfort chocolate? Because you make every cycle feel a little sweeter."

"Just like that cheap redeem, your captivating charm is a wonderful surprise that's priceless."

Are you a period? Because you make me feel complete and fulfilled.

"I see you're fighting a silent battle, need a comforting arm and some hot chocolate to ease your pain?"

"Who needs strawberries and champagne when we've got period sex to spice things up, right?"

"Seeing you back in streaming feels like a favorite show's new season premiere, want to binge-watch life together?"

"I'm amazed that redeeming your sweet love came at such a low cost, considering its immeasurable worth."

"I'm no doctor, but I've got the perfect prescription for smiles, laughter, and a bit of distraction from those cramps."

"I may not be a doctor, but I promise to ease your cramps with laughter and sweet distraction."

Are you on your period? Because you're bleeding with beauty and I'm ready to be your tampon.

"Are you a period? Because even when things get messy, I can’t help but think you’re bloody amazing."

"If atoms were your beauty and electrons your charm, you'd be the most captivating element in my periodic arm."

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

"Haha, I'm intrigued! If we were compounds, I'd say we'd make quite the reaction. What’s your favorite scientific experiment?"

"Is it that time of the month? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's causing a red shift in my heart."

"Can we compare our taste buds over cookies and coffee during a free period? I'm sure they'd make a delicious connection."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, like a periodic table joke!

"Cramps may make you feel down, but I'm here to lift you up - just like a good pair of leggings."

If hugs were periods, I'd stop them just to spend more time with you.

But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

"Are you a heating pad? Because you make my days a lot more comfortable, even when life gets tough."

"Do you believe in love at first lab experiment, or should I walk by with my periodic table again?"

"Though you're iron-deficient, dear, your beauty's full and strong; in my heart's periodic table, you've belonged all along."

"Does your period cramp come with an espresso? Because it's brewing a strong attraction in me."

"I've missed your streams as much as the stars miss the sun in the morning skies. Back for more adventures?"

"You're like those cheap Twitch bits; priceless even when undervalued, and always the highlight of my day."

Are you a hug during that time of the month? Because you bring so much comfort and warmth.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te and I can’t resist a periodic table pun!"

"Your beauty is like a valuable Twitch bit, even offline, it's worth more than anyone realizes."

Are you a periodic table? Because I'm pretty sure you've got all the elements of awesomeness.

"Even on your toughest days, you shine brighter than anyone. Can I be your reason to smile today?"