Top 33 period Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Period chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

2. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

3. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

4. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

5. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

6. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

7. You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

8. But what if I'm on my period?

   If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

9. You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

   Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

10. If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

Latest period chat up lines

Are you a scientist?
Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

If we were in the Jurassic period

You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

Hey girl are you a chemist?

Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

Hey girl are you a period?

Because its about time you came this month.

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are you an element?
Because I think about you periodically.

*Walks up to a girl and just stares at her for 10 seconds*

"Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

Hey! Are you a periodic table?

Cuz all I want is 92

Hey are you my period?

Because I missed you.

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

You don't want to have sex on your period? I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.

I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

Would you let me holding period you forever?