Top 38 Period Pick Up lines

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1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

   Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

2. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

   I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

3. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

4. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

5. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

6. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

7. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

8. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

9. You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

10. Do you hate periods?

    I can make yours go away for 9 months

Funny period pickup lines

But what if I'm on my period?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

If you where the periodic table

I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

Are you a scientist?

Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

If we were in the Jurassic period
You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

Hey girl are you a chemist?

Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

Hey! Are you a periodic table?

Cuz all I want is 92

Hey girl are you a period?

Because its about time you came this month.

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are you an element?

Because I think about you periodically.

Hey are you my period?

Because I missed you.

Would you let me holding period you forever?

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

Chem students do it on the table periodically.