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Top 44 Period Pick Up lines

Do you have a period and want to pick up girls or guys? Use these funny and slightly gross pick up lines to help you. These period related pick up lines feature common menstruation terms like tampon, pad, period blood, and more. These pick up lines about periods will help you score and get the girl or guy that you want! Easy Copy & Paste.

  1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  2. Hey Boy are you my period?

    because you are annoying as hell but i still wanna see you regularly

  3. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

    I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

  4. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

  5. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur kiss is amazing.

  6. Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

    That’s because I love U!

  7. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

  8. Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

  9. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

  10. If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

    I would put U and I together


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What is a Period pickup line?

Working period pickup lines

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

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This is a funny Period pickup line!

But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

If you where the periodic table
I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

Are you on your period?

Because I think we just... synced up.

Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

If we were in the Jurassic period

You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

Are you a scientist?

Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

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Working Period tinder opener

Hey are you my period?

Because I missed you.

Hey! Are you a periodic table?

Cuz all I want is 92

Hey girl are you a period?

Because its about time you came this month.

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, are you an element?

Because I think about you periodically.

*Walks up to a girl and just stares at her for 10 seconds*

"Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?