Shall we do it on the table periodically?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

"Did your surprise come with a discount, or is being this beautiful always priceless?"

"You're like a hidden treasure, surprisingly undervalued, yet priceless in my eyes."

"You're more surprising than twitch bits being cheap, stole my heart while I was offline."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, babe. You've just added a sexy element to my periodic table."

"You're more surprising than the discounted Twitch bits offline, an unforeseen treasure that's truly worth it."

"I must have hit the jackpot, because seeing you back on stream is like finding a rare treasure."

"I've been missing your streams like a starless night misses the sky. Welcome back!"

"A woman as stunning as you shouldn't endure cramps alone. Need a hot water bottle...or a hotter companion?"

"Even though twitch bits were a steal, your smile is the real priceless treasure I discovered offline."

"Your beauty, like those twitch bits, is an amazing surprise that's simply priceless even when you're offline."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te! Let's disrupt the periodic table and create our own chemistry."

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

"Are you the 18th element on the periodic table? Because our chemistry is Argon-ly thing that matters."

"I guess nobody seized the opportunity with those cheap twitch bits, just like I can't miss the chance to know you better."

"Your live stream absence felt like an endless night, but now you've returned and you're my morning sunshine."

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Is your name Midol? Because you've got the power to turn my worst days into the best ones."

"Your surprise is like a rare sale, no one thinks they deserve such an amazing bargain of beauty."

"Just like a surprise Twitch bit sale, your charm catches everyone off guard in the sweetest way possible."

"I must have saved all my Twitch bits, because I hit the jackpot the moment I found you offline."

"Your beauty doesn't wane, not even on tough days. Need a warm hug and a heating pad?"

"I've missed your streams like a desert misses rain, care to quench my thirst with some quality time?"

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, sparking a reaction that can't be found on the periodic table."

"Baby, your beauty could ease any pain, even period cramps."

"Oh come on, Kaylee, wouldn't you miss our sweet little chats? We're practically period partners."

"Are you a magician? Because every month you make my fear of blood disappear with your superhuman strength."

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

"Just like those untapped Twitch bits, I can't believe no one's noticed your priceless charm until now."

"Are you a magician? Because every month, you make my fear of blood disappear."

"Just like a bargain too good to pass up, I can't resist your captivating charm."

"Are you my new girlfriend? Because our potential chemistry could give the periodic table a run for its money!"

"Missed your streams like a desert misses rain, care to quench my thirst on a date tonight?"

"Your absence made my nights dull, but now that you're streaming again, every night feels like a premiere."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even on the periodic table of elements."

"Having cramps? My company comes with warmth, charm, and endless humor to help ease your discomfort."

"You're more valuable than cheap Twitch bits, because your worth can't be measured when you're offline."

"Just like gold, I could never put you on the periodic table, because being with you is off the charts!"

"Cramps might slow you down babe, but nothing can dim your radiant beauty. How about some comfort food and cuddles?"

"Your beauty's like a discounted treasure, surprisingly unclaimed yet priceless."

"Your charm is so priceless, it's surprising no one redeemed it when you were around, like a steal."

"Like unclaimed twitch bits, you're a delightful surprise that's priceless to me."

"If your charm were twitch bits, you'd never have a single moment offline."

"Are you a heating pad? Because every time I'm with you, my cramps seem to disappear."

"Well, Kaylee, I guess we're just two stars stuck in the same constellation, aren't we?"

"Baby, our chemistry is like a periodic table, perfectly balanced and unique."

"You're worth more than a million Twitch bits even when you're offline, would you be my perfect game world?"

"Just like that cheap redeem, your captivating charm is a wonderful surprise that's priceless."

"Is your name Midol? Because whenever you're around, my cramps seem to magically disappear."

"I see you're fighting a silent battle, need a comforting arm and some hot chocolate to ease your pain?"

"Your stream hiatus felt like a movie without a soundtrack, glad you're back to hit the play button."

"Like a redeemable offer, your charm is priceless, surprising no one has claimed it yet."

"Your cramps may not feel great, but they can't hide the radiance you exude."

"Darling, if surprises were redeemable, I'd wish to spend all my points on your stunning presence every time."

"Girl, are you a Ramadan fasting period? Because not having you in my life is the most difficult test of patience."

"I'm no doctor, but I've got the perfect prescription for smiles, laughter, and a bit of distraction from those cramps."

"If atoms were your beauty and electrons your charm, you'd be the most captivating element in my periodic arm."

"I may not be a doctor, but I promise to ease your cramps with laughter and sweet distraction."

"Seeing you back in streaming feels like a favorite show's new season premiere, want to binge-watch life together?"

"I'm amazed that redeeming your sweet love came at such a low cost, considering its immeasurable worth."

"Cramps may make you feel down, but I'm here to lift you up - just like a good pair of leggings."

But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months