45 Period Pick Up lines

Do you have a period and want to pick up girls or guys? Use these funny and slightly gross pick up lines to help you. These period related pick up lines feature common menstruation terms like tampon, pad, period blood, and more. These pick up lines about periods will help you score and get the girl or guy that you want! Easy Copy & Paste.

Best Working Period Pickup Lines

A good Period hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
Hey Boy are you my period?

because you are annoying as h**... but i still wanna see you regularly
If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.
Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur kiss is amazing.
I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Short and cute period pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about period are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

That’s because I love U!

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

Cheesy period Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

Do you hate periods?
I can make yours go away for 9 months

You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

If you where the periodic table

I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

Are you on your period?

Because I think we just... synced up.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

Corny period Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Period conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

If we were in the Jurassic period

You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

Are you a scientist?

Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

Hey girl are you a chemist?

Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

Hey girl are you a period?
Because its about time you came this month.

Hey! Are you a periodic table?

Cuz all I want is 92

Hey are you my period?

Because I missed you.

Hey girl, are you an element?

Because I think about you periodically.

Walks up to a girl and just stares at her for 10 seconds

"Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.

A good period Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Period hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

You don't want to have kiss on your period? I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Would you let me holding period you forever?

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Period love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Period chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.