I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

Hey girl, are you Folgers?

Because you’re the best part of waking up.

Call me Moses

Because I want to part your legs like he part the Red Sea ;)

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.

I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


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Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

If you were part of a rowing s**..., you would be a catch.

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I'd like to catalog your private parts.

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Babe, I can canonicalize every part of you all night long.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Know why the ladies call me Nozdormu? It's definitely the 8/8 dragon part.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Baby, you're like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

s**... is part of nature. I go along with nature.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Are you the final frontier in space? Because I want to explore every part of you with my rocket.

"Your adorable gestures are my simple pleasure, can they become part of my everyday treasure?"

"Ha! Considering the amount we've shared, you might as well have a part-time job as my therapist! 😄"

"Would you mind if I join your dreams while you nap? I promise to be the sweetest part of them."

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Like a flowerist's artful touch, you've carved your way into my heart with grace and such.

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"I may not know all your plans, but I hope being with me is part of them."

"Are you a magazine cover? Because you’ve got me turning the pages, wanting to discover every part of you."

That’s awesome! What’s your favorite part about studying business? I’ve always found the world of entrepreneurship fascinating.

"Hey gorgeous, your smile is my favorite part of the morning. Fancy making each sunrise even more beautiful together?"

"Hey there! 🌼 That flower's almost as bright as your smile. What’s the best part of your day so far?"

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

"Are you a sunset? Because seeing you is the most gorgeous part of my day."

Like a skilled flowerist's art, you've carved your way into my heart.

In the garden of love, you're the flowerist's muse, your beauty in every petal I'd choose.

Are you a rainbow? Because seeing your smile is the brightest part of my day!

"Waking up next to you is the best part of my day...wanna make it even better with some morning fun?"

You're the bloom in my garden, the art in my heart, forever my favorite part.

"Is it just me or is the missing piece in this picture your hand fitting perfectly in mine?"

In this garden of love, you're the most beautiful bloom, a masterpiece in the artist's heart's room.

"You must be the other half of my soul, because without you, my heart is incomplete."

Are you a puzzle piece? Because without you, my heart feels like it's missing a vital part.

Are you part squirrel? Because you've been nibbling on those bars like you're storing up feelings for me!

Are you a pup? 'Cause you've fetched my heart, let's go on a walk, never part.

Are you an endoplasmic reticulum? Because you're the smoothest and most essential part of my day.

"Like Ronaldo on the field, your charm is quite unreal, scoring goals in my heart, you're my favorite part."

"Keeping some secrets, huh? That's part of your charm I guess! It makes this conversation even more interesting."

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

Just like rock beats scissors, you've conquered my heart; Let's dance together and never part.

Like a puzzle missing its final piece, you complete me - every part of you is proud and free.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the intimate parts."

Like a masterpiece, every part of you is exquisite; stunning art I can't resist.

"Is your smile magnetic? Because somehow, every part of me seems attracted to you."

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I can’t stop myself from wanting to conquer every part of you."

"With that stunning look, you could make a statement anywhere—care to let me be part of your next masterpiece?"

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, diverse, and make up a significant part of my world."

Like a delicate petal in a grand bouquet, your beauty steals my heart away.

"You're the best part of my day, darling. I'd sing Jolene just for you, every single time."

"Sounds like a fulfilling role! What's the best part about working in education for you?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Are you a galaxy? Because your personality has an irresistible gravitational pull that keeps drawing me in."

"Every layer you shed reveals a story; may I be part of the next chapter?"

"You've got the 'daddy' part down, why don't we explore what else you can call me in private?"

"Did I accidentally hurt you, kitten? Because falling for you this hard surely wasn't part of my plan."

Sweet dreams, handsome. Anticipation is always the sweetest part. Can't wait for our date either.

"Hi there, your beauty is like a sunrise, it sets every part of my world on fire."

"Do you believe in soulmates? Because I’d love to worship every part of yours tonight."

"It’s like being part of an exclusive club—just the two of us! And honestly, I can’t think of a better girl to share it with. 💫"

"Are you boba tea? Because you're the sweetest and most addictive part of my day."

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

In the pages of my heart, your words light up each part, a masterpiece of love's start.

Girl, I want to sugarcoat every part of your body, then I am going to eat you.

"Before we part ways, remember, if beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Just like a forager, you've gathered all the sweetest parts of my affection."

Your smile's a work of art, it mends my broken heart, you're the missing part.

"In my school of art, your shy smile is my favorite part, could I sketch a start, to the masterpiece of your heart?"

"If love's a puzzle, you're the missing piece,
Completing me with your beauty and grace release."

"Is your name Portugal? Because I'd sure like to be a part of your EURO-Zone."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your anthers, the way bees lose themselves in flowers."

"Armstrong by name, but more powerful by heart, Vanessa Bell, from your melody I can't part."

"Oh, Akito, you've got quite the imagination! Caught me blushing, detective? Or just wishful thinking on your part?"

"Baby, you're like the nucleolus of my cell, the most essential part that keeps my heart beating."

In the ocean of your heart, my tentacles shall part,
To embrace and cherish every beat, a work of art.

I'll glide through the waves of your heart, with tentacles so smart, embracing every part.

"No, because the best part is yet to come - meeting you and getting to know you better."

"Working in education - talk about making an impact! What's your favorite part about what you do?"

"Are you a part of my sushi order? Because I'm looking at you and all I see is maki-me crazy."

Your beauty blooms in every part,
A flowerist's touch, a masterpiece of heart.

"Good morning! Wow, you're up early... Or is this the part where you confess to being a secret superhero?"

Like a melody in my heart, your beauty plays a part. Can I be your sweetheart?

"Just like a lysosome, you're essential to my life's process, and definitely the hottest part of my cell."

"Is being this attractive part of your arsenal, or are you trying to bully me into falling for you?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, my heart disappears and my soul is captivated.

"Are you a sexy blonde sunset? Because watching you is my favorite part of surfing through the day."

"If you were a star, I'd never stop gazing, because your beauty outshines the entire galaxy."

Your words written in my heart, a masterpiece of art, for you, I'd never part.

Sounds like trouble. I'm intrigued. How about we skip the homework and go straight to the fun part?

"You're not just strong physically, but emotionally too. It's quite rare, may I be part of your strength?"

In the pages of my heart, your words are like a work of art. Let's paint our love and never part.

"In my heart's exquisite art, you're the most alluring part, your charm outshines every star from afar."

"Well, the mystery is part of the fun, right? Anticipation makes everything sweeter."