I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

Hey girl, are you Folgers?

Because you’re the best part of waking up.

Call me Moses

Because I want to part your legs like he part the Red Sea ;)

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.

I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


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Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

If you were part of a rowing s**..., you would be a catch.

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

I'd like to catalog your private parts.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Babe, I can canonicalize every part of you all night long.

Know why the ladies call me Nozdormu? It's definitely the 8/8 dragon part.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

Baby, you're like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

s**... is part of nature. I go along with nature.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Are you the final frontier in space? Because I want to explore every part of you with my rocket.

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, diverse, and make up a significant part of my world."

"Your adorable gestures are my simple pleasure, can they become part of my everyday treasure?"

You're the bloom in my garden, the art in my heart, forever my favorite part.

"Would you mind if I join your dreams while you nap? I promise to be the sweetest part of them."

"Is your smile a part of the breakfast menu? Because it’s the most delightful thing I've seen this morning."

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"Hey there! 🌼 That flower's almost as bright as your smile. What’s the best part of your day so far?"

"Are you a magazine cover? Because you’ve got me turning the pages, wanting to discover every part of you."

"Ha! Considering the amount we've shared, you might as well have a part-time job as my therapist! 😄"

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

In the garden of love, you're the flowerist's muse, your beauty in every petal I'd choose.

Like a flowerist's artful touch, you've carved your way into my heart with grace and such.

"Like Ronaldo on the field, your charm is quite unreal, scoring goals in my heart, you're my favorite part."

"Is it just me or is the missing piece in this picture your hand fitting perfectly in mine?"

"Are you a Krabby Patty? Because spending time with you is the best part of my day."

"Were you a part of my homework? Because I definitely can't stop checking you out, despite how much I've tried."

Are you a rainbow? Because seeing your smile is the brightest part of my day!

"Waking up next to you is the best part of my day...wanna make it even better with some morning fun?"

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

In this garden of love, you're the most beautiful bloom, a masterpiece in the artist's heart's room.

"With that stunning look, you could make a statement anywhere—care to let me be part of your next masterpiece?"

"You must be the other half of my soul, because without you, my heart is incomplete."

Just like rock beats scissors, you've conquered my heart; Let's dance together and never part.

Are you a puzzle piece? Because without you, my heart feels like it's missing a vital part.

"Keeping some secrets, huh? That's part of your charm I guess! It makes this conversation even more interesting."

"Are you a sunset? Because seeing you is the most gorgeous part of my day."

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Every second without you feels like a lifetime, can we fast forward to the part where we're together again?"

"Hey gorgeous, your smile is my favorite part of the morning. Fancy making each sunrise even more beautiful together?"

"Is your smile magnetic? Because somehow, every part of me seems attracted to you."

Like a puzzle missing its final piece, you complete me - every part of you is proud and free.

Are you an endoplasmic reticulum? Because you're the smoothest and most essential part of my day.

Like a masterpiece, every part of you is exquisite; stunning art I can't resist.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the intimate parts."

"You're the best part of my day, darling. I'd sing Jolene just for you, every single time."

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I can’t stop myself from wanting to conquer every part of you."

Like a skilled flowerist's art, you've carved your way into my heart.

Like a delicate petal in a grand bouquet, your beauty steals my heart away.

In the pages of my heart, your words light up each part, a masterpiece of love's start.

"Every layer you shed reveals a story; may I be part of the next chapter?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Are you a galaxy? Because your personality has an irresistible gravitational pull that keeps drawing me in."

Girl, I want to sugarcoat every part of your body, then I am going to eat you.

"It’s like being part of an exclusive club—just the two of us! And honestly, I can’t think of a better girl to share it with. 💫"

"Do you believe in soulmates? Because I’d love to worship every part of yours tonight."

"Hi there, your beauty is like a sunrise, it sets every part of my world on fire."

Sweet dreams, handsome. Anticipation is always the sweetest part. Can't wait for our date either.

"Are you boba tea? Because you're the sweetest and most addictive part of my day."

"In my school of art, your shy smile is my favorite part, could I sketch a start, to the masterpiece of your heart?"

"Just like a forager, you've gathered all the sweetest parts of my affection."

"Oh, Akito, you've got quite the imagination! Caught me blushing, detective? Or just wishful thinking on your part?"

"Just like a lysosome, you're essential to my life's process, and definitely the hottest part of my cell."

"Is being this attractive part of your arsenal, or are you trying to bully me into falling for you?"

Your smile's a work of art, it mends my broken heart, you're the missing part.

"If love's a puzzle, you're the missing piece,
Completing me with your beauty and grace release."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, my heart disappears and my soul is captivated.

"Is your name Portugal? Because I'd sure like to be a part of your EURO-Zone."

I'll glide through the waves of your heart, with tentacles so smart, embracing every part.

"Did I accidentally hurt you, kitten? Because falling for you this hard surely wasn't part of my plan."

In the ocean of your heart, my tentacles shall part,
To embrace and cherish every beat, a work of art.

"Before we part ways, remember, if beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

"Baby, you're like the nucleolus of my cell, the most essential part that keeps my heart beating."

"Working in education - talk about making an impact! What's your favorite part about what you do?"

"Are you a part of my sushi order? Because I'm looking at you and all I see is maki-me crazy."

"You've got the 'daddy' part down, why don't we explore what else you can call me in private?"

Like a melody in my heart, your beauty plays a part. Can I be your sweetheart?

Your beauty blooms in every part,
A flowerist's touch, a masterpiece of heart.

"Good morning! Wow, you're up early... Or is this the part where you confess to being a secret superhero?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your anthers, the way bees lose themselves in flowers."

"Armstrong by name, but more powerful by heart, Vanessa Bell, from your melody I can't part."

"No, because the best part is yet to come - meeting you and getting to know you better."

In the pages of my heart, your words are like a work of art. Let's paint our love and never part.

Sounds like trouble. I'm intrigued. How about we skip the homework and go straight to the fun part?

"If you were a star, I'd never stop gazing, because your beauty outshines the entire galaxy."

"You're not just strong physically, but emotionally too. It's quite rare, may I be part of your strength?"

"Is your beauty part of the lash technician's package or is it exclusively a stunning Ukrainian blonde feature?"

"In my heart's exquisite art, you're the most alluring part, your charm outshines every star from afar."

Your words written in my heart, a masterpiece of art, for you, I'd never part.

Like a flowerist's artful touch, the beauty of your heart I clutch.