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Top 29 Section Pick Up lines

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  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

  3. Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

  4. Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

  5. I think must have found the Romance section...

  6. Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

  7. Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.

  8. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

  9. I'll meet you in the fantasy section.

  10. Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.

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I may not have an invisibility cloak
But I’d still enter your restricted section.

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Hey didn't I see you in the produce section?

Because you're a peach

Have I broken the ice?

If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?

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If we are in the library, guess where would i bring you?

Straight to the adult section

Oh your pregnant?
So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

Maybe we can have a sectional time..just the two of us.

Babe, meet me in the fantasy section and I will show you a whole new world.

Girl, how is that you are catalogued in multiple sections, sexy and hot.

Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.

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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff!

How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.