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Top 33 Keyboard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Keyboard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. Hey girl are you a keyboard?

    Because you're definitely my type.

  3. Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

  4. I do not get it: "are you a keyboard? because you're my type !"

    I just heard that PLine in a youtube video, and i do not get it.

  5. Are we on a keyboard?

    No? Good. Then there's no reason there can't be something between U and I

  6. If I could rearrange my keyboard, I would put U and I together.

    Oh, would you look at that?

  7. Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

    He knew U and I belong together.

  8. My keyboard must be trying to tell me something.

    Because U and I are always together

  9. Are you a keyboard?

    Cause you’re just my type

  10. If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.


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Heyy girl, are you a qwerty keyboard
Cause i saw U & I together

Hey girl (or guy). Are we on a keyboard?

Cause U and I look good together.

Are you a keyboard?

Cuz you are my type.

I is so close to u on my keyboard..

Thats bcuz i love u

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If I could rearrange the QWERTY-keyboard

I would put U & I together

.. wait, never mind.

Look at your keyboard, what do you see?
The u and the I are together.

I wish we were on a keyboard.

Cause U and I would be together.

I wish we were a keyboard

Because I is beside u

I was just thinking the same thing they thought when designing the keyboard,

That u and I should be together.

Baby are you a keyboard?

Cause you’re my type

I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause you’re just my type

Let me tie your shoelaces cause I don’t want you falling for someone else

Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist

Do you have a map cause I’m lost in those eyes

Girl are you a keyboard?

Cause you’re my type

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Oh...sorry, this is my keyboard. Cause I want you to write your phone number

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Made You Look

You know what my favorite thing about a keyboard is? U and I are together.

Our first date was on a QWERTY keyboard...

...cuz then U and I could be together.

Are you a keyboard?

Cause I'm an angry gamer and want to smash you.

Hey did you know I went back in time...

I did it to reinvent the keyboard and put 'u' & 'i' together

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Let's be like a QWERTY keyboard and put "U" and "I" together.