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Top 30 Keyboard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Keyboard chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. Hey girl are you a keyboard?

    Because you're definitely my type.

  3. Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

  4. Are we on a keyboard?

    No? Good. Then there's no reason there can't be something between U and I

  5. If I could rearrange my keyboard, I would put U and I together.

    Oh, would you look at that?

  6. Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

    He knew U and I belong together.

  7. Are you a keyboard?

    Cause you’re just my type

  8. If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.


  9. Hey girl (or guy). Are we on a keyboard?

    Cause U and I look good together.

  10. Are you a keyboard?

    Cuz you are my type.

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Funny keyboard pickup lines

I is so close to u on my keyboard..
Thats bcuz i love u

You must be a keyboard...

Cause you’re just my type 🥰

If I could rearrange the QWERTY-keyboard

I would put U & I together

.. wait, never mind.

I wish we were on a keyboard.

Cause U and I would be together.

I wish we were a keyboard

Because I is beside u

I was just thinking the same thing they thought when designing the keyboard,

That u and I should be together.

Baby are you a keyboard?
Cause you’re my type

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me

are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause you’re just my type

Let me tie your shoelaces cause I don’t want you falling for someone else

Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist

Do you have a map cause I’m lost in those eyes

Girl are you a keyboard?

Cause you’re my type

Our first date was on a QWERTY keyboard...

...cuz then U and I could be together.

Are you a keyboard?

Cause I'm an angry gamer and want to smash you.

Hey girl are you a keyboard

Cause u are just my type...

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other


Oh...sorry, this is my keyboard. Cause I want you to write your phone number

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Made You Look

You know what my favorite thing about a keyboard is? U and I are together.

Hey did you know I went back in time...

I did it to reinvent the keyboard and put 'u' & 'i' together

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Let's be like a QWERTY keyboard and put "U" and "I" together.