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Top 17 Spider Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spider pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  2. If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

  3. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  4. The spiders arent the only hairy things around here.

  5. How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

  6. I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

  7. Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

  8. Hey are you a spider? Cuz I wanna crawl up your walls.

  9. I wanna be a super hero, guess my name?

    I’ve thought about Spider-Man, Batman, Iron man, Superman.....


    But I think I want to be Your man

  10. Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

    And suck my brains out!

    (Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

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Call me Daddy long legs
Cause I'm here to fuck spiders then die.

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

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Hey are you a photographer?

Because I want pictures of SPIDER MAN!!!

Don't worry, that ain't web fluid. (Spider)