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Top 16 Spider Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Spider chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  2. If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

  3. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  4. The spiders arent the only hairy things around here.

  5. How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

  6. I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

  7. Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

  8. Hey are you a spider? Cuz I wanna crawl up your walls.

  9. I wanna be a super hero, guess my name?

    I’ve thought about Spider-Man, Batman, Iron man, Superman.....


    But I think I want to be Your man

  10. Call me Daddy long legs

    Cause I'm here to fuck spiders then die.

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Funny spider pickup lines

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Are you a brazilian wandering spider?

Cause if you bit me I'd stay hard for hours.

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This is a funny Spider pickup line!

Don't worry, that ain't web fluid. (Spider)