On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

You've got Flare. And if you use it right, it'll reveal my Snake Trap.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

My snakes would love to meet you.

"Is your name Snake? Because you've stealthily infiltrated my heart."

Are you a snake? Because you've got me slithering towards you with no plans of shedding this feeling!

"Is your name Medusa? Because one gaze at you and I'm hard as stone."

"Are you a dog lover or a cat person? Or perhaps you're the type to rock a pet snake?"

You're as enchanting as a scorpion's sting, with the grace of a snake. Let's be fierce together.

"If I were a serpent, I'd only want to coil around your enchanting charm."

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

Girl, I'll grow my Slither snake all night long for you.

"Are you a snake charmer? Because my heart is coiling around your every word."

Wanna see my python? It's almost six feet long.

"Is that snake on your shoulder just a tattoo or a sign that you're as dangerously enchanting as a siren?"

"You slither into my heart with grace, no other can take your place."

"Nice attempt at Greek mythology! But don't worry, I don't have snakes for hair!"

Want to see how I shed my snake's skin?

"Milk? For a snake? Bold move! But just so you know, he’s lactose intolerant and prefers compliments over dairy. 😉"

You could eat my snake anytime, just let me bump into your sweet spots.

Sounds intriguing! Is she as sneaky as a serpent or just playful? Tell me more about your family dynamic.

Are you made of Oreos and coffee? Because you're the perfect blend of sweetness and energy.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all my lives with you. Guess I'm already addicted.

"Like a serpent, I'm drawn to your charm, babe, can I slither into your life?"

"Just like a serpent's enchanting dance, your charm leaves me in a trance."

Are you a snake charmer? Want to charm my one-eyed snake?

Babe, I see you far away with the binocular power.

"Is that a snake tattoo on your shoulder or are you just happy to coil around this Bowery boy's heart?"

"Only if you promise to wear a bib! My snake has high standards—he’s picky about his milk choices. 😂 What’s your secret recipe?"

"Are you a python? Because you've wrapped around my heart and I'm breathless from your beauty."

"You must be a python, babe, because your beauty is squeezing the life out of my heart."

"Are you a pit viper? Because I’m falling for your charm faster than a mouse in a snake den!"

Haha, well, hopefully she's not too much of a snake! What's the most adventurous thing you've done recently?

"Just like Iguro Obanai's snake Kaburamaru, I'm smitten and charmed every time you're around."

I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit

Girl, I got a snake that you could milk.

"Are you a snake? Because you've coiled around my thoughts since I saw that beautiful smile of yours."

You have trapped me at first sight.

Sounds intriguing! Hopefully she's not too much of a handful. Do you have any interesting stories about her?

The trick to win the game is to target the tip of that head, want to try tonight in bed?

"Just like a boa’s captivating gaze, your allure leaves me in a dizzying haze."

Sexy, you are keeping my snake hard on edge.

Howdy! Are you a c**...?

Because I’ve got a snake in my pants

Are you made of oreos and coffee? Because you're irresistibly sweet with a touch of danger.

Hey girl, do you work for animal control?

Because I've got a wild snake and I need you to catch it.

"Are you a snake? Because I'm charmed by every move you make."

"Are you made of Oreos and coffee? Because you're irresistible and keep me up all night."

Slytherin, eh? Well, I hope you don't have any pet snakes lurking around, I'm not exactly a Parseltongue whisperer!

"You're as captivating as my four cats, scorpion, and snake - a rare and delightful find."

"From the Bowery to Beijing, there's nothing more enchanting than the beauty of your eyes and the allure of your tattoo."

The longest lasting snake is the thickest one.

Haha, well, at least you've got some interesting pets in your family! What's the most unique thing about you?

"Even with those snake curls, you've managed to wrap yourself around my heart, beautiful Medusa."

Girl, you made me the longest player of the night.

Babe, you sure know how to handle that snake. I would like you to handle mine tonight.

My snake just got hard for you.

Do you play the flute?

Cause you’re charming my snake

"Are you a python? Because your beauty constricts my heart and it's breathlessly intoxicating."

Are we in mortal kombat universe?

Because my snake want break you.

"In the serpentine dance of romance, your charm outshines any snake, my heart palpates, it's you I partake."

"Well, if you impress him, I might just let you pick the next movie for our snake-themed date night! 🎬🐍 What are you streaming these days?"

Want to come home with me and pet on my snake?

"Your beauty outshines the eastern sun, and that snake tattoo? Simply captivating as a dragon's allure."

My slither snake is not complete without having a part of you.

Are you a cat whisperer? Because I can't resist someone who's purrfectly charming and a bit wild.

This snake is ready for a piece of action with you.

Girl, you got the magnetic power that s**... away all of my little drops.

Hey girl I heard you like snakes? So let my tongue of snake slither all over you.

Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".

Girl, my snake wants to eat all of you.

Are you a charmer?

Because you made my snake stand.

Hey baby are you a snake?

AHHHHHHHHHH

Babe, my snake can fit into any tight spot.

Girl, I got one rare trouser snake ready for you.

Hey girl are you from metal gear?

Cause you just made my snake solid.

I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?

There's a snake in my boot!

Call me a snake girl

Call me a snake girl cuz I'll enclose you restlessly

(This one requires a pet snake maybe)

Wassup baby, wanna come see my snake?

Speak parseltongue to me and

I'll let my snake out.

She'll (hopefully) think you're sweet

Can I dip my snake in your sherbet?

Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

You may not be a Moshe, but when you touch my snake it'll turn right into a staff.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

I see you have a ladder, but how does a snake fit in you?

Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?

If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake.

So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

There's snake in my pants!

Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.

Wanna see my Solid Snake game?

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.