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Top 40 Snake Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Snake chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

  2. Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

  3. Can you help me?

    My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

  4. Ever heard a black snake moan?

  5. Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake.

  6. Look, snake surprise!

  7. On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

  8. My snakes would love to meet you.

  9. Howdy! Are you a cowgirl?

    Because I’ve got a snake in my pants

  10. Hey girl, do you work for animal control?

    Because I've got a wild snake and I need you to catch it.

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Funny snake pickup lines

Do you play the flute?
Cause you’re charming my snake

Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".

Are you a charmer?

Because you made my snake stand.

Hey baby are you a snake oil

Cus i wanna put you on my dick

Hey baby are you a snake?

AHHHHHHHHHH

Hey girl are you from metal gear?

Cause you just made my snake solid.

I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?

There's a snake in my boot!

She'll (hopefully) think you're sweet

Can I dip my snake in your sherbet?

If I were Tom riddle

I’d put my giant snake in your chamber of secrets

(This one requires a pet snake maybe)

Wassup baby, wanna come see my snake?

Speak parseltongue to me and

I'll let my snake out.

Call me a snake girl

Call me a snake girl cuz I'll enclose you restlessly

If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?

Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.

Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

There's snake in my pants!

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Wanna see my Solid Snake game?