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Top 50 Jurassic Dinosaur Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jurassic Dinosaur pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jurassic Dinosaur conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

  2. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur kiss is amazing.

  3. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  4. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

  5. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

  6. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  7. Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

  8. Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?

  9. Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Dimetro-damn!

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What is a Jurassic Dinosaur pickup line?


Funny jurassic dinosaur pickup lines

Do you want to read my body language?

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

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This is a funny Jurassic Dinosaur pickup line!

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

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Working Jurassic Dinosaur tinder opener

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!