"Is your name Jurassic? Because my heart races like a T-Rex every time it sees you."

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

"Is your name Velociraptor? Because you've just accelerated my heart rate to Jurassic proportions!"

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Let's go make a cave baby of our own.

Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:

Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-d**....

Rub my wool? (Mammoth)

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

Ugg

Wanna see my woolly mammoth?

Wanna watch my dinasaur evolve?

Wanna yabba dabba do it?

We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

You are dino-mite!

You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!

You bring out the caveman in me.

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!

You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.

You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.

You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

Your cave or mine?

Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)