Top 26 Shark Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shark pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

   Will you be my new one?

2. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

3. My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

4. You're welcome in my shark tank.

5. Hey girl, are you a royal shark?

   Because I can't stop fin-king about you.

6. A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

7. Are you a Baby Shark?

   Cause I want to do do do do do do you

8. Hey girl are you a shark?

   Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

9. Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

10. Hey girl, are you a shark?

    Coz I've got some swimmers for you to swallow

Funny shark pickup lines

Are you a shark?
Because I wanna do do do do do do you.

If baby shark can doo doo

Then why can't we?

I might be left shark, but I'm the righ tshark for you.

I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???

You had me at “Hel---lllp! A shark ate my surfboard!”

Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you masturbate to Shark Week too?!

How you chewing? (Shark)