Top 25 Shark Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Shark chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

   Will you be my new one?

2. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

3. My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

4. You're welcome in my shark tank.

5. A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

6. Are you a Baby Shark?

   Cause I want to do do do do do do you

7. Hey girl are you a shark?

   Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

8. Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

9. Hey girl, are you a shark?

   Coz I've got some swimmers for you to swallow

10. Are you a shark?

    Because I wanna do do do do do do you.

Funny shark pickup lines

If baby shark can doo doo
Then why can't we?

I might be left shark, but I'm the righ tshark for you.

I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)

I'm a shark.

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???

You had me at “Hel---lllp! A shark ate my surfboard!”

Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Everybody calls me shark but you can call me tonight. (Yugioh)

Do you masturbate to Shark Week too?!

How you chewing? (Shark)