Top 50 Shark Pick Up lines
Are you afraid of sharks or want to tease your loved one with shark related pick up lines? We have compiled the best pick up lines with sharks. Please note that these pick up lines may not work for all sharks. Some sharks may be cute or loving like a teddy bear shark, while others may be scary and dangerous like great white shark or shark week.
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A shark just ate my girlfriend.
Will you be my new one?
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Are you a shark?
Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow
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My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?
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You're welcome in my shark tank.
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I would like to take you home to see my catfish.
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Girl, I am a shark and I wanna eat you tonight.
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You got some-fin special about you.
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Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
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Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.
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I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.
Working shark pickup lines
Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.
There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.
I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.
My shark is worse than my bite.
A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?
Are you interested in one night swim of a life time?
Want to play the shark attack game? I eat you and you scream.
Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d consider.
Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.
What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would break the ice.
Hey girl, are you a royal shark?
Because I can't stop fin-king about you.
Girl are you a shark? Because I want to hook you for life.
Tonight I want to swim in your tank.
Are you a shark? Then great you need some strong jaws to handle me.
Do you like sharks? Because I got a megalodon.
You are making me dizzy from swimming in circles.
A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?
Are you a Baby Shark?
Cause I want to do do do do do do you
If I am a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.
I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.
This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.
Are you a shark? Because my harpoon is throbbing for you.
Someone call a lifeguard, because this shark is about to devour you.
