Top 43 Beaver Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Beaver pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Beaver conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
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Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
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Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
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Can your beaver eat my log?
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I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
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Are you a beaver?
‘Cuz Dammmmmm you fine
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I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
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I know why they call it a beaver
Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.
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Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!
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Are you a beaver?
Cause u could nibble on my wood any day
Funny beaver pickup lines
Are you a Beaver?
Cuz Dam.
Are you a beaver? Because I want you to lift that tail and slam it down on my wood over and over ;)
Ayo girl, r your parents beavers?
Cuz daaaaaaaaaaam, u hairy af!
Was your mother a beaver?
Cuz daaaammmm!
Are you a beaver?
Cuz, dam..
Are you a beaver? cuz damn girl
I’m not a taxidermist
But I’d stuff your beaver
Hey are you interested in taxidermy?
Cause tonight I'm gonna show you how to stuff a beaver!
Are you a beaver?
Because Daaaaaamn
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
I’m no taxidermist
But I’ll stuff your beaver
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Hey girl are you a beaver...?
Cause DAYUM!
Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaammm
Are you a beaver
Cause DAYMNN BOYY
PS: it's a very hard type of wood
Are you a beaver??
Cause I'd like you to help me with some wood..
Are you a beaver?
Cus DaaaaAAAaammmmnnnnn!!!!
Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Hey girl, are you a beaver?
Cause DAMMMMMM!
Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.