Top 44 Beaver Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Beaver chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

2. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

3. Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

4. Can your beaver eat my log?

5. Are you from the beaver clan, because damn.

6. Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!

7. I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.

8. Are you a beaver?

   ‘Cuz Dammmmmm you fine

9. I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

10. I know why they call it a beaver

    Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.

Funny beaver pickup lines

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!

Are you a beaver?

Cause u could nibble on my wood any day

Are you a Beaver?

Cuz Dam.

Was your mother a beaver?

Cuz daaaammmm!

Are you a beaver?

Because DAMN.

Are you a beaver?
Cause dam

Are you a beaver?

Cuz, dam..

Hey are you interested in taxidermy?

Cause tonight I'm gonna show you how to stuff a beaver!

Are you a beaver?

Because Daaaaaamn

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I’m no taxidermist

But I’ll stuff your beaver

Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?

Hey girl is dad a beaver

Cause DAMN

Are your parents beavers?

Cause dam

Are you a beaver?

Cause daaaammm

Hey girl, are you a beaver?

Cause DAMMMMMM!

Are you a beaver

Cause DAYMNN BOYY

Are you a beaver?

Cause daaaaaaaaam!

PS: it's a very hard type of wood

Are you a beaver??

Cause I'd like you to help me with some wood..

Are you a beaver?

Cus DaaaaAAAaammmmnnnnn!!!!

Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.

Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.