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Top 50 Beach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Beach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Beach conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Call me spongebob

    Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

  2. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  3. You lookin' for crabs? Because I already got them.

  4. Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?

  5. Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.

  6. I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

  7. I like long runs on the beach.

  8. The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.

  9. I have sand in my crotch. Wanna get it out?

  10. Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

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Funny beach pickup lines

All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.

Have you been sunbathing? Cus you're a tan.

I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

This sunburn is hot but baby your hotter.

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There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

Wanna go to the beach? I'll Greece you up.

Surf's up—wanna be my board?

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

Will you teach my tongue how to surf?

Let me be your life-saver. And we can live happily ever-raft-er.

Hey gurl wanna catch some crabs.

What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

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Working Beach tinder opener

My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?

Hey, you wanna check out my long board.

You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Mr. Lifeguard....swim over here and ride my wave.

I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.

You know what I like most about your reflection.

Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.