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80 Garden Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 garden pick up lines for her and flirty garden rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about garden that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your garden rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny garden pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty garden joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Garden Rizz

A good Garden pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. If I were your gardener...

    I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

  3. Hey girl, do you garden?

    Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty

  4. I'd love to get into your plants!

  5. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

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What is a good Garden pickup line?

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Short and cute garden pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about garden are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I love a man with a raised bed.

I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

Didnt work but it sounds cool

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

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Smooth Garden pickup line

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

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Cheesy garden Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Can I rake your front yard?

You’re so dirty.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

Can I trim your bushes?

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Working Garden tinder opener

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?

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Funny garden Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Garden conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

I like your melons, can I taste them?

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....

I don't want no royal kingdom, but I sure want a piece of your secret garden.

Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my c**... entering your garden.

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

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Clever garden Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Garden hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group s**....

Do you garden? I will go down on your tulips.

Girl are you a flower? Because this social butterfly wants sweet nectar from your garden tonight.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)

My tiller run so smooth.

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.

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Smooth garden Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Garden pickup lines make her give you her number.

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Girl, my hungry caterpillar wants to feast into your secret garden. So it could become a fully grown butterfly.

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

If I were a gardener...

You’d be my hoe.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.

Roses are red, Violets are red.

And my garden is on fire.




send help.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

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Flirty garden Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Garden pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

I think the soil needs some double digging.

If i was a garden…

.. you would be my hoe

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips next to my tulips.

Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you

I’d love to visit your community garden.

I hate myself for this

Roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red

and my garden is on fire

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.

If I had a garden

I would put your tulips and mine together

If I got a flower for every time I'd thought about you

I'd always have a garden around me

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Cringe garden Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Do you like gardening?

Because I'd love to put our tulips together

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

Would you like a sample of my compost?

If i was a gardener

You will be my h** ;)

Are you a garden bed?
Because I’d plant my seeds in you

Woops! I got a little peach jam on my finger-want to lick it?

I'd like to be in your octopus garden.

Hey cutie, are you unlimited olive garden breadsticks and salad

Cause you're all I can think about alone at night

How juicy are your pumelos?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Garden love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Garden chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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