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Top 50 Organic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Organic pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Organic tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. I'm no organ donor, but...

    I'd love to give you my heart.

  3. If there are 78 organs in the human body

    can you help and make it 79?

  4. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  5. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  7. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  8. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

  9. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  10. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.


Working organic pickup lines

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

Was your ex an organ donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

The mob wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Babe are you compost bin? Because I want to put my organic material inside you.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

Girl, I ain't no organ donor

But I can give you my heart

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Are you an organ donor?

Because I'm after your heart.

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

Because you light up the way my dark world...

...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!