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Top 50 Organic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Organic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Organic conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. I'm no organ donor, but...

    I'd love to give you my heart.

  3. If there are 78 organs in the human body

    can you help and make it 79?

  4. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  5. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  7. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  8. You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

  9. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  10. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Funny organic pickup lines

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

Was your ex an organ donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Girl, I ain't no organ donor

But I can give you my heart

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Are you an organ donor?

Because I'm after your heart.

Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

Because you light up the way my dark world...

...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!

Hey, are you an organ donor?

Cause I want your heart

I believe in eating all organic.

Are you an organic artifact with carbon-14 molecules?

‘Cause I’d like to date you

Are you from a polling organization? Because I’d love to show you my hard numbers. (Scott Walker)

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

Hey girl, are you an organ harvester?

Because you stole my heart.

I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.