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Top 50 Naked Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Naked chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Naked Lunch, anyone?

  2. Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.

  3. Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

  4. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
    Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  5. Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.

  6. Want me to paint you naked?

  7. Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

  8. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  9. Hey's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

  10. Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

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Funny naked pickup lines

Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded
Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

Skeletons are famously naked,

And you should be too

Do you like makeup? Because I'd love to get you Naked.

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have sex completely naked.

Hey girl are you a bathtub?
Because I want to get naked, get inside of you, then get all wet :)

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

You're like a premium porn site...

Because I'd pay to see you naked

Do you like Pokemon?

Cause I'd like a pickachu naked.

Are you a bathroom?..

Because i want to be naked inside you

If I will be your man, you don't have to do the laundry.

Because, we'll be naked all of the time.

Are you outdoorsy?

If so, I should explore your naked body for ticks.

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

Between physicists...

"I hope that some day I can see a naked singularity, because your heavenly body is making time stand still for me."

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

Face me with naked gears, and I will show you a good time.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

Don't ever change. Just get naked.

Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.

Have you ever played leap frog naked??

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.