Want me to paint you naked?

Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Are you a towel?

Because I wanna rub you against my naked body and make you wet.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Are you a Pokémon?

Because I’d love to Pikachu naked.

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

Strippers get naked, w**... gets me faded

Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request.

Are you a bacon? Because strippers about to get naked.

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

Girl, you don't have to walk a mile in my shoes, just get naked in my bed.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, naked!

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you lying there looking like a perfect work of art?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must have lost your wings along with your clothes.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Because I feel like I'm naked in your warmth!

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your stunning curves making me sweat like this?"

"I can't sleep without counting stars, but you're the only celestial body I want to undress with my eyes."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, because I've never seen an artwork more beautiful in the nude."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears... just like our clothes.

"Excuse me, but from the lack of clothes, I presume you're in charge of leaving everyone else dressed in envy."

"I must be dreaming, because that stunning view of yours is more tempting than anything I’ve ever seen."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I can see you're naked.

"That big beautiful body must be a masterpiece; I’d love to explore the art of it all."

Fact: Most women look more attractive when naked. Prove me wrong.

"I must be dreaming because I've never seen a more stunning view than you lying there."

"The sight of your bare back, darling, stirs up my imagination. Care to let it run wild?"

"I don't need to see you naked to know you're a masterpiece, but I wouldn't mind studying the fine details."

"Are you the embodiment of art? Because seeing you naked would be a sight to behold."

"Your clothes must be jealous, because they're always covering up such a beautiful masterpiece."

"If you keep lying there, I might just have to write a sonnet about that gorgeous view."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you sprawled out like a work of art?"

"Indeed, I saw you naked and it was like viewing an exquisite painting; I'm simply trying to appreciate the art."

"Is it just me, or is this bed more inviting with you in it? Mind if I join?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel... wearing nothing but a smile.

"If your beauty is a crime, then I’m ready to be your partner in bed… and maybe beyond."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together—especially in this perfect setting."

"I must say, your beauty truly deserves a spotlight—how about we turn this room into our little stage?"

"Your photograph tucks me in every night; how electrifying it would be to see the masterpiece beneath."

"Your picture is my nighttime lullaby, but seeing you bare your soul would be my sweetest dream."

"You've turned this washroom into a masterpiece gallery, with one exquisite piece of art: you."

"Is it just me, or does this bed look so much better with you in it? Your curves are a masterpiece."

Dhalsim: Hurry not, and be patient in seeking an answer, and it will reveal itself. Now get naked.

"Is your name Privacy? Because every time you're naked, I wish I could join the 'Do Not Disturb' sign!"

"It's tough to focus on anything else when you're the most captivating view right here."

I must be an artist because I can't stop envisioning how stunning you look naked.

Your naked form in the bathtub is like a work of art, truly captivating and enticing.

Sure! Here are two pick-up lines for you:

"Is it just me, or does this bed feel even cozier with you in it?"

"Your body is a masterpiece; I’d love to be the artist who explores every inch of it."

"Are you a rear-naked choke? Because you take my breath away every time we're close."

"Are you a painter? Because even in your birthday suit, you're a masterpiece."

"You're like a fine art painting. All you're missing is a frame because every masterpiece deserves one!"

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, leaving me speechless, and making me want s'more of you.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your perfect curves heating up my imagination?"

"Honey, your anticipation is as visible as your beauty; it's like a masterpiece waiting to be explored."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together in bed, admiring that perfect view.

"Your picture haunts my sleep, but darling, I'd rather uncover your hidden secrets in reality."

"Your picture is my lullaby, but seeing your bare beauty would surely be my sweetest dream."

"Your picture is my lullaby, darling, but seeing you undressed...now that would be a dream come true."

"Is it just me, or is the bed jealous of how stunning you look right now?"

Are you an artist? Because I could stare at your naked canvas all day long.

"I must be dreaming, because waking up to you is the best sight I could ask for."

"Are we playing strip poker? Because every time I look at you, all I see is a winning hand."

"Is it just me, or does the view get better every time I see that gorgeous curve of yours?"

"Is it just me, or did the universe conspire to create a masterpiece right here in this bed?"

"Is it hot in here, or is that just your perfect curves heating up the sheets?"

"Now, now, let's not rush. I've always been a fan of a good mystery and the anticipation that comes with it."

"Are you an astronaut? Because your beauty is out of this world, even in your birthday suit!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection even when you're in your most private moments."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your stunning curves stealing the spotlight?"

Do you like makeup? Because I'd love to get you Naked.

"Is your name Nudity? Because my clothes just fell off your charm."

"Is there a mirror in here or is it just your reflection that just outshined my entire existence?"

"Excuse the intrusion, but even in this intimate setting, your beauty outshines the finest masterpiece."

"Easy there tiger! How about we start with you revealing your favorite book first? But hey, love your daring spirit though."

"I know it's unusual, but seeing you here, I can't help but admire how naturally stunning you are."

"Is it just me, or does the world feel a little brighter with you in that bed?"

"Your naked back is a masterpiece, can my hands be the artists exploring every inch?"

"Is it just me, or did the universe design this moment to have you look so stunningly perfect right now?"

"Wow, you're certainly straightforward! Let’s keep things interesting and continue our conversation."

"Your naked anticipation is the most seductive sight, it's like an invitation to a journey of desire."

"Oh, you're quite the tease! I'm more about discovering minds before bodies, don't you think?"

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

"The sight of your bare back is more tempting than any forbidden fruit, may I have a taste?"

Are you a dictionary? Because you just defined "Indianaked" - naked while indulging in Indian cuisine.

"Is it just me, or does this bed feel a little too empty without you wrapped up in my arms?"

"I can't seem to dream without your image, but I'd rather see the masterpiece beneath your clothes."

"Is it the sheets or are you just the most beautiful thing I've ever seen lying there?"

"Did you just step out of a painting, or do we usually look this beautiful naked?"

"Just when I thought water was the hottest thing in this bathroom, then there's you, defining steamy in a whole new way."

"Woah, we're just getting to know each other! But I must say, your confidence is as attractive as I imagine you'd be without even clothes."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than the stars... even when you're in your birthday suit.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when I see you naked.

"Is it just me, or did the bed get hotter the moment you rolled over? That view is something else!"

"Is it just me, or does your bed seem jealous of that gorgeous view? Mind if I join?"

"Your clothes may be designer, but trust me, in my dreams, you're a masterpiece just as you are, without them."

"Is your name Eve? Because you've got me feeling like the first man with that original outfit!"

You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have kiss completely naked.

"With a view like that, I’d happily wake up to you every morning—care to make that a reality?"

"Excuse me, is it okay if I invade your privacy? I promise to handle it with charm and delicacy."

"Do you work at IKEA? Because suddenly I'm lost in your eyes and can't find my clothes."

"Are you a towel? Because your curves are soaking up all my attention in this room."

"Without doubt, seeing you uncovered awakened a poet in me, now every inch of you inspires a sonnet, not lust."

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night... completely naked.

"Your clothes are jealous, they can't show off your beauty like being naked can."

Are you a pokémon?

Because i wanna pikachu naked

"I must be dreaming, because you’re the perfect vision of beauty lying here."

"Woah, slow down there! I'm more interested in discovering the layers of your intellect before anything else!"

"I must be dreaming, because I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than you right now."

"Is it just me or did the room get hotter when you started those naked butt squats? You're absolutely sizzling."

Are you a pokemon?

Cos, I'd love to Pickachu naked.

"Is it just me, or does the world feel a little brighter with you here, radiating all this beauty?"

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile... and then forget my clothes!

"Is it just me, or does the bed look even better with you in it? That view is unforgettable."

"They say the best things in life are free; looks like I just found my favorite treasure."

"Is it just me, or does the universe look a little better with you in bed like this?"

"You don't need that mirror to confirm, your beauty outshines even the purest water in this shower."

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my bed disappears and all I can see is that sexy ass.

"Just like a microorganism, your love's unseen, but its impact leaves me breathless. Wanna experiment in chemistry?"

"Just like a microbe, your love thrives unseen; it's felt in every heartbeat, yet hidden like a dream."

Are you a shooting star? Because I could stare at you naked all night.

"Every night, your picture is my lullaby. Imagine how restless I'd be if I could explore you without boundaries."

"My nights are restless without your photo; how about we change that and share some dreams without any clothes on?"

Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

"Darling, your natural beauty is so enchanting, clothes only seem to hide the masterpiece that is you."

"Waking up next to you feels like a dream; care to make this fantasy last a little longer?"

"I sleep better after seeing your photo, but babe, imagining you naked is the sweetest insomnia."

Like a painting of the moon, your naked body in full bloom, a sight that makes my heart swoon.

"You seem to have lost your clothes. It's a good thing my love for you isn't just surface material."