Top 50 Clothes Pick Up lines

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

May I take your clothes.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

If you are going to be on my head all day

At least put some clothes on

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

Black Friday Sale

My house.
You & me.
All clothes will be 100% off

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

You like the same bands as me? Why are your clothes still on?

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

Ill make your clothes 0% opacity.

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream. It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

Your clothes look nice, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.

The only thing dropping tonight is our clothes, not our standards.

Girl, need to take off your cloths, time to focus down on you. (Good as h**...)

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Your airbending is so great, it blew my clothes off.

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

Don't blame the tequila if I make your clothes fall off!

Hey, if you can't take the desert heat, get out of your clothes.

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

Girl, you look familiar, but I can only make sure after I take your clothes off.

Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.

Dragoon: Drop your clothes! You have 15 seconds to comply.

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

If your body is YouTube

You clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.