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Top 50 Clothes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clothes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you Maths Homework

    Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  2. How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

    I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

  3. Hey do you like math?

    ‘Cause I want to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and try not the multiply

  4. Let us take independence from our clothes!

  5. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  6. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

  7. I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

  8. I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

  9. I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

  10. I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

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Funny clothes pickup lines

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

May I take your clothes.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

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This is a funny Clothes pickup line!

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

You like the same bands as me? Why are your clothes still on?

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Working Clothes tinder opener

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

Ill make your clothes 0% opacity.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

I wanna be your maths tutor

...add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply ourselves ;)

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Your airbending is so great, it blew my clothes off.

Are you a heatwave? Cause you're making me wanna take off all my clothes.

If your body is YouTube

You clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.