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Top 44 Smooth Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smooth pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

  2. If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me? Rough or Smooth?

  3. I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

  4. You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

  5. I was told this was very smooth..

    Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

  6. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  7. Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

    Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

  8. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  9. My tiller run so smooth.

  10. I dont like sand

    It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

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Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know Why? ‘Cause I’m smooth.

Can I smooth out those bezier curves of yours?

Roses are red..

I had no clue, what the definition hot was till I met you. (*now cha cha real smooth*)

Hey are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pen Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Cos damn girl you're pretty fine

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Do you like your men like your scotch?

Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??
I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

Person A: I’m a 2/10

Person B : I’m the eight you need
Person A : That’s smooth
Person B: So is my hand, wanna hold it?

I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?

The call centre

Do you know why the call centre hired me? Because I'm a smooth operator.

Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop"

Her: yes that way

Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone)


Bruh this is smooth as hell right

If I were endoplasmic reticulum.....

How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u




I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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Working Smooth tinder opener

Smooth one there timothy

Damn girl are you danish cuz i wanna eat u

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Because you're really fine

This girl I know has the same name as my city and I was wondering how good this line actually is. (Going from casual friend to something more, hopefully. So I'm trying to be smooth)

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature, but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

The perfect line for anyone named Annie

“I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”

*awkward silence*

“Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

You're so smooth you're making me lose my chips!

Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

Your legs are like mayonnaise, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.