Top 50 Smooth Pick Up lines

Flirt with your loved one or pick up that girl or guy you have been eyeing. Use these pick up lines to help you get the love and attention that you want. They are funny, cheesy, and sometimes corny pick up lines. These smooth pick up lines are perfect to help you start the conversation.

Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

Me: "Because you're a work of art."

She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me?

Rough or Smooth?
You got more body then an English final ‍

She responded “l**... that was smooth thank you️ I appreciate it”

1/1 100% success rate

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I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.
You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

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You remind me peanut butter, because you are smooth, creamy anddd easy to spread... ;)

I was told this was very smooth..

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

I hear you can handle a shaft smoothly and swiftly.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

My tiller run so smooth.

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I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

It won't be the same at all for everyone, but--

Ask a girl how they would like to be asked out and when they're done explaining, say thanks and proceed to ask them out exactly how they said they would like to. Smooth asf but havent tried it yet

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

This is SMOOTH

Do you like sleeping..?

- (yes, i do.)

Wow, me too. We should definitely try this together sometime..

Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know Why? ‘Cause I’m smooth.

Hey girl, is your heart made of diamond?

*Because I'm a smooth criminal*

You remind me of peanut butter

Cuz you're smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

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Roses are red..

I had no clue, what the definition hot was till I met you. (*now cha cha real smooth*)

Those dms look smooth

Mind if I slip and slid into them?

Just said this one on the spot

I was at a party and for some reason my friend brought a book of pickup lines. One of the girls tried to take it from me sayin "I wanna see some of them" to which I quickly replied "how about I just read them to you?"
She admitted it was pretty smooth

They say I’m like a good old Scotch

Because I go down on you very smoothly

Blunt and smooth
Whats the best kiss you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Do you like your men like your scotch?

Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

Person A: I’m a 2/10

Person B : I’m the eight you need
Person A : That’s smooth
Person B: So is my hand, wanna hold it?

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?

The call centre

Do you know why the call centre hired me? Because I'm a smooth operator.

If I were endoplasmic reticulum.....

How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

~Can i have your Number? ~No, wont make it that easy for you. ~Wont make it that easy for yourself to meet an awesome guy?

~smooth

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R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and s**... the juice out of u

I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Because you're really fine

I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.

Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

You're so smooth you're making me lose my chips!

You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?

Smooth as a devil.

Girl you are like a MacBooks: smooth, sleek, and easy to carry around.

Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.

Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.

I have skin of a monster.

A silky smooth monster.

You'd make for some real smooth sailing

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Using smooth Smooth phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Smooth conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Smooth phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Smooth lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.