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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Smooth Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smooth pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

  2. If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me? Rough or Smooth?

  3. I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

  4. You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

  5. I was told this was very smooth..

    Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

  6. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  7. Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

    Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

  8. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  9. My tiller run so smooth.

  10. I dont like sand

    It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

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What is a Smooth pickup line?


Funny smooth pickup lines

It won't be the same at all for everyone, but--
Ask a girl how they would like to be asked out and when they're done explaining, say thanks and proceed to ask them out exactly how they said they would like to. Smooth asf but havent tried it yet

This is SMOOTH

Do you like sleeping..?

- (yes, i do.)

Wow, me too. We should definitely try this together sometime..

Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know Why? ‘Cause I’m smooth.

Hey girl, is your heart made of diamond?

*Because I'm a smooth criminal*

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You remind me of peanut butter

Cuz you're smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Can I smooth out those bezier curves of yours?

Hey are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pen Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Cos damn girl you're pretty fine

Those dms look smooth

Mind if I slip and slid into them?

They say I’m like a good old Scotch

Because I go down on you very smoothly

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Do you like your men like your scotch?

Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

Person A: I’m a 2/10

Person B : I’m the eight you need
Person A : That’s smooth
Person B: So is my hand, wanna hold it?

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Working Smooth tinder opener

I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?

The call centre

Do you know why the call centre hired me? Because I'm a smooth operator.

Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop"

Her: yes that way

Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone)


Bruh this is smooth as hell right

If I were endoplasmic reticulum.....

How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u




I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

~Can i have your Number? ~No, wont make it that easy for you. ~Wont make it that easy for yourself to meet an awesome guy?

~smooth

Smooth one there timothy

Damn girl are you danish cuz i wanna eat u

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Hey girl are you a Rollerball Pen, Surcotto 0.5mm Black Gel Pens Smooth Ballpoint Pen Quick-Drying Liquid Ink Rollerball Pen?

Because you're really fine

This girl I know has the same name as my city and I was wondering how good this line actually is. (Going from casual friend to something more, hopefully. So I'm trying to be smooth)

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature, but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

The perfect line for anyone named Annie

“I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”

*awkward silence*

“Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”