The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Soft Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Soft rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about soft, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Soft Pickup Lines

A good Soft hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you an F1 pitstop?

    Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

  2. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

  3. I'm no weather man but

    You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  4. You have lovely, soft eyes.

    Does the world look any better to you?

  5. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

  6. I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

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What is a good Soft pickup line?

Short and cute soft pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about soft are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........

And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

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Smooth Soft pickup line

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Girl, you are so hot you turn my soft sausage into crisp bacon.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

Cheesy soft Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.

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Working Soft tinder opener

Xialing: Did America make you soft?

Corny soft Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Soft conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are you a furnace?

Because you make me go from soft ore, to hard metal

Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

Are you a guy?

Cause I might be going soft for you

I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips

A good soft Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Soft hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

How do you like your eggs?

Soft, hard or fertilised?

I can do all three;)

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

You like taquitos?
Cuz i can be soft and hard

Are you the red bull pit crew?

Because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds !

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to s**... barbecue sauce off toes

And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

You must be a lobster – hard on the outside, but soft, sweet and delicate on the inside.

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

Are you a concrete layer person?

Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.

I am going to punch you in the mouth

With my own mouth softly because I like you

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Soft love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Soft chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.