Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.

Xialing: Did America make you soft?

Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

"Shady, your beauty's like a dream that softly glows, may your sleep be sweet as the love that flows."

"If your heart's a soft spot, I’d love to be the reason it beats a little faster."

Stoic heart, huh? Challenge accepted. I'll have your heart melting like ice cream on a hot day.

In the morning light, your beauty shines bright, like a diamond in the sky's soft light.

"Xiao, you're a melody in this noisy crowd, your beauty sings to me, soft and loud."

"Just like your bunny, I also have a soft spot for cute and cuddly things; perhaps you might include me?"

Challenge accepted! I'll have your heart doing the cha-cha slide in no time. 💃🕺

"If I were the sun, I'd make sure to only give you a soft pink glow."

"Powder for blush? Bold move! I’d probably end up looking like a Picasso painting—abstract and slightly confused. 🎨😄"

"Your hair looks as soft as a cloud, can I get lost in it sometime?"

"Your pajamas may be soft, but they've got nothing on the warmth of your smile. Can we compare notes in bed?"

Your lips look so soft, like they were made for kissing. Can I test that theory?

Let me be the soft breeze that gently glides, smoothing my way to your heart's tides.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because size 9 angels must have a soft landing!

"Is your name Charmin? Because you look ultra soft, irresistibly strong, and perfect to take into my bathroom."

"Are you a French baguette? Because I can't resist your crusty exterior and soft heart."

You must play chubby bunny, because your cheeks look so soft and kissable. Can I give it a try?

"Are you my pillow? Because you're irresistibly soft and I can't imagine a night without you."

"Are your breasts a magician? Because whenever I look at them, everyone else disappears."

"The softness of your hand when kissed is pure magic, would you let me discover if your lips are enchanting too?"

You must be as soft as a slipper because I can't stop imagining walking through life with you.

Enchanting fragrance surrounds you like a soft veil, dear, captivating me with your alluring smell, my dear.

"Is that a secret you're hiding, or can I join you in unraveling it over coffee?"

Are you made of rice? Because you've got that perfect balance of soft and irresistible.

"Is your smile a soft whisper? Because it just blew me away and brightened my whole day!"

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

"Well, everyone has their own strengths. Perhaps it's your resilience that makes you so captivating."

"Your kiss must be like a star's soft glow,
Enchanting and bright, igniting the flow.
What magic do you weave when you're near?"

Under the moon's soft light, you're a vision,
Eclipsing stars with your radiant precision.

"Oh, Akito, you've got quite the imagination! Caught me blushing, detective? Or just wishful thinking on your part?"

You know, I have a soft spot for otters. They're playful and cute, just like you.

"As you close your eyes to rest tonight, know your beauty lingers in the moon's soft light."

"In the moon's soft glow, you shine brighter still, would you share its light with me, if you will?"

"If your heart is as soft as your spot for pickup lines, I’d love to explore it closer."

"With every heartbeat, it's you that I choose, let me lay on your softness, where dreams gently cruise."

You shine like the moon's soft glow, mysterious and lovely to know. Your words enchant, a melody in my heart they sow.

Blindfolded, yet your essence shines bright, a puzzle to unravel in the moon's soft light. Your soul's a beautiful sight.

"I've got a soft spot for horror films too. Ever tried watching them under the stars? It adds an extra layer of thrill!"

"Jenna, your laughter is my favorite melody. Ever played the symphony of desire with a man who likes a good challenge?"

"Are you a baguette? Because I find you irresistibly crusty on the outside and soft on the inside."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially my fear of pickup lines!"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I'd love to cuddle up with you all night and wake up to your softness."

"My hands may be soft and tender, but they're longing to hold something beautiful... like your hand, perhaps?"

"Just like a marshmallow, you are irresistibly sweet and I can't help but crave more of your tempting softness."

"Do you collect plushies? Because I'm addicted to your softness and warmth."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears and my heart does a little magic trick."

"Interesting deduction, Akito. You certainly know how to keep a girl on her toes. And who said detectives can't blush a bit?"

"If you have a soft spot for pick-up lines, let me be the reason you smile today."

"Is it just me, or do you have the softest spot in this room? I’d love to explore it."

"Are your lips always this soft, or do I just bring out the best in you?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears, leaving just our charming conversation."

"Like stars that shine in the night so blue, my heart whispers softly, I’m meant for you."

Your touch is as soft as a pearl in the sand,
In your presence, I feel like a goddess grand.

"Ever tried sexy al dente? That's you: a perfect blend of spiciness, softness, and irresistible charm."

"Under the moon's soft glow, your beauty truly shows."

Your smile shines brighter than the sun, your touch soft as a demon's whisper, making my heart run.

"Is your heart made of marshmallows? Because I can’t resist a sweet spot like you!"

"No worries, I can handle a bit of spice. Life's more interesting with a little challenge, isn't it?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I just see your softness."

"Well, lucky for you, I have a soft spot for underdogs. Mind if I prove you wrong?"

"Is your heart made of marshmallow? Because every time I see you, my world becomes sweet and irresistibly soft."

"With that 'chubby fluffy and cute' tee, I can’t help but wonder how soft you'd feel in my arms."

Goodnight, sweet dreams to you,
In your thoughts, may I softly brew.
Your smile shines bright,
Like stars in the night.

"Thanks! Your compliments are making me blush. I must admit, you have quite the silver tongue."

Your feathers are as soft as the morning dew; duckling, may I waddle beside you?

"Excuse me, but I must be lost—because heaven is a long way from here, and you look like an angel."

"If you were a cloud, I’d happily nap on you all day—you're just too soft and lovely!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: a sports enthusiast with a soft spot for pets."

"Is your name Charmin? Because I can't resist your ultra softness even in the bathroom."

"Is your name Angel Soft? Because you've got me feeling like I just won the toilet paper lottery."

"Your shyness, like a soft-spoken verse, makes my heart and soul converse."

"The beauty in your eyes so rare, eclipses the moon's soft glow, may I be the dreams they bear?"

Hmm, how about starting with soft kisses on your neck, leading to exploring every inch of your body?

Are you a fluffy unicorn? Because I can't resist running my fingers through your soft mane.

Darling, your touch is as soft as a pearl in Persephone's hand, enchanting and divine.

"Are you a teddy bear? You're so soft and sweet, I could fall asleep in your arms."

Challenge accepted! I'll bring out the big guns - cheesy pick-up lines and dad jokes galore. Brace yourself! 😄

"Though your gaze might be peculiar, it's a sight I hold dear, like a moonbeam's soft whisper in an enchanted seer."

"How about we trade popcorn for stories in the soft glow of the movie screen tonight?"

"In shadows cast by the moon's soft glow, your body whispers secrets I long to know."

"Is your heart a treasure? Because I've got the perfect map—let's navigate it with some smooth pick-up lines."

Are you a pink dress? Because you make me want to embrace your soft, beautiful curves.

"Like a soft breeze on a warm summer night, Shady, your smile makes everything feel right."

"Ah, so we both have a soft spot for nostalgia? We'll have great stories to share then."

"If you have a soft spot for pick-up lines, can I be the reason for your next smile?"

Like a soft cloud in the sky, my bed longs for your sweet lullaby.

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

"If words could kiss, mine would land softly on your lips right now. How about we make it real soon?"

"Even if your head isn't squishy, you must have a soft spot for cheesy pick-up lines like mine."

"With wings made of stardust, you twinkle so bright, a small fairy's charm in the soft moonlight."

Sounds tempting, but how about we spice it up a bit more? Picture this: candlelit room, soft music, and strawberries dipped in chocolate.

In this cozy bungalow, your charm shines brighter than the moon's soft glow.

Your hair is like silk, so shiny and soft. I can't help but imagine how it would feel against my skin.

In the soft embrace of my bed, you'd be like a dream come true, a heavenly sight to behold.

"The moment I caressed your cheek, I realized even silk envies the softness of your skin."

Sweet dreams, may the moon's gentle glow kiss your cheek softly as you drift into sleep's flow.

Kiss me under the moon's soft glow, your lips like petals in the snow.

"Underneath the moon's soft light, your beauty outshines the starry night."

"Your grace rivals the moon's soft glow, in your eyes, a celestial show."

"I must be a photographer, because I can't stop focusing on your fine ass and smooth moves."

"Is it true that you have a soft spot for generals? Because I can lead and conquer your heart."

"Your eyes outshine the moon's soft glow, care to join me for dinner and a show?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your boobs look divine!"

"Do you have a secret to those irresistibly soft lips? Because I’d love to discover more about you!"

Your touch, like a soft caress from the heavens above. My soul adores your care, my goddess of love.

Are you a soft pillow? Because I'm convinced your head is anything but squishy.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, all my best lines disappear."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you smile, my heart disappears into that soft spot of yours."

"Do you kiss as softly as you smile? Because I can’t wait to find out!"

"Is your heart as soft as your fluffy toys? Because I've been losing sleep thinking about it."

"Your soft smile ignites more sparks than a bonfire, care to share that warmth and light up my world?"

Your beauty reflects in the pond's soft wave, a mesmerizing sight that I endlessly crave.

"Are you a cat? Because every time I see you, I can't resist wanting to stroke your soft fur."

"Well, you may be soft, but you're definitely as captivating as a mystery novel, hard to put down."

You're as irresistible as a basket of hot fries - crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.