I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.

Xialing: Did America make you soft?

Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

"Is your name Charmin? Because you look ultra soft, irresistibly strong, and perfect to take into my bathroom."

"Xiao, you're a melody in this noisy crowd, your beauty sings to me, soft and loud."

"Your pajamas may be soft, but they've got nothing on the warmth of your smile. Can we compare notes in bed?"

"Are your breasts a magician? Because whenever I look at them, everyone else disappears."

"The softness of your hand when kissed is pure magic, would you let me discover if your lips are enchanting too?"

"Are you my pillow? Because you're irresistibly soft and I can't imagine a night without you."

"Just like your bunny, I also have a soft spot for cute and cuddly things; perhaps you might include me?"

"Are you a French baguette? Because I can't resist your crusty exterior and soft heart."

"Oh, Akito, you've got quite the imagination! Caught me blushing, detective? Or just wishful thinking on your part?"

"Well, everyone has their own strengths. Perhaps it's your resilience that makes you so captivating."

"In the moon's soft glow, you shine brighter still, would you share its light with me, if you will?"

"Is that silk robe as soft as your skin? Because I've been dreaming of both."

"I've got a soft spot for horror films too. Ever tried watching them under the stars? It adds an extra layer of thrill!"

"No worries, I can handle a bit of spice. Life's more interesting with a little challenge, isn't it?"

"Just like a marshmallow, you are irresistibly sweet and I can't help but crave more of your tempting softness."

"Are you a baguette? Because I find you irresistibly crusty on the outside and soft on the inside."

"Interesting deduction, Akito. You certainly know how to keep a girl on her toes. And who said detectives can't blush a bit?"

"My hands may be soft and tender, but they're longing to hold something beautiful... like your hand, perhaps?"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I'd love to cuddle up with you all night and wake up to your softness."

"Do you collect plushies? Because I'm addicted to your softness and warmth."

"Is your heart made of marshmallow? Because every time I see you, my world becomes sweet and irresistibly soft."

"In the soft glow of our date, your eyes shine brighter than any star's fate."

"Ever tried sexy al dente? That's you: a perfect blend of spiciness, softness, and irresistible charm."

"Is your name Charmin? Because I can't resist your ultra softness even in the bathroom."

"Is your name Angel Soft? Because you've got me feeling like I just won the toilet paper lottery."

"The beauty in your eyes so rare, eclipses the moon's soft glow, may I be the dreams they bear?"

"Your shyness, like a soft-spoken verse, makes my heart and soul converse."

"Thanks! Your compliments are making me blush. I must admit, you have quite the silver tongue."

"Just like my favorite teddy, it's impossible to resist squeezing you—you're so tempting and irresistibly soft."

"Are you a teddy bear? You're so soft and sweet, I could fall asleep in your arms."

"If words could kiss, mine would land softly on your lips right now. How about we make it real soon?"

"How about we trade popcorn for stories in the soft glow of the movie screen tonight?"

Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

"Did you know, my hands are as soft and tender as the caring heart I'd use to cherish someone like you?"

"Though your gaze might be peculiar, it's a sight I hold dear, like a moonbeam's soft whisper in an enchanted seer."

"Your eyes outshine the moon's soft glow, care to join me for dinner and a show?"

"Is your heart as soft as your fluffy toys? Because I've been losing sleep thinking about it."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your boobs look divine!"

"The moment I caressed your cheek, I realized even silk envies the softness of your skin."

"Your soft smile ignites more sparks than a bonfire, care to share that warmth and light up my world?"

"Well, you may be soft, but you're definitely as captivating as a mystery novel, hard to put down."

"Underneath the moon's soft light, your beauty outshines the starry night."

"You must be a protein bar because you're turning my soft emotions into solid feelings."

"Well, aren't we presumptuous? I do appreciate your flattery and you're not terrible to look at either. Let's keep this interesting, shall we?"

"Your eyes twinkle brighter than a star's glow, fancy a date under the moon's soft throw?"

"My cheeks? Possibly. But only because your sweet words could charm even a seasoned detective like me, Akito."

"Your skin feels as soft as silk; it's driving me crazy. Can I be the pleasure to your treasure?"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fectly sweet but I sense a fierce werewolf’s protectiveness beneath your soft eyes."

"Soft or not, I admire your honesty. It's refreshing to meet someone as straightforward as you."

It's only micro when its soft.

"Always playing rough with you, just to make you realize how much I crave your soft side, sweetheart."