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Top 33 Rock Hard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Rock Hard chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you Medusa

    Cause you make me rock hard

  2. Are you Medusa?

    Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

  3. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

  4. We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

  5. Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

  6. Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

  7. Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

  8. Girl, is your name Medusa?

    Because you made me rock hard.

  9. Hey girl are you medusa?

    'Cause I get as hard as a rock whenever you look at me

  10. With you around, Pride Rock isn't the only thing hard.

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Funny rock hard pickup lines

Hey, are you medusa?
Cause you got me rock hard

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

Are you sedimentary?

Cause I’m rock hard for you

Hey girl, are you Medusa?

Coz i'm stoned and rock hard

Do you stir cement for a living?

Because you make me rock hard

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

Are You Medusa?
Because one look at you turns me Rock Hard!

Are you Medusa?

Because you make me rock hard

Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Is your name Elvis?

Cause you make me rock hard.

Hey baby... I would rock your body so hard...

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law

Girl, are you medusa?

Cuz you made my cock rock hard.

Whoa there, stop staring at me Medusa!

You’re making me rock hard!

Hey girl, are you Medusa...

Cause everytime I look at you, I become rock-hard.

Are you a diamond

Because my dick is rock hard

Are you Medusa?

Because staring into your eyes is making me rock hard.

Is your name medusa?

Because the way you looked at me made me rock-hard.

I should be called man of steel whenever I see you

Because everytime I see you,
I Rock hard. Xd

Are you Medusa?

'cuz u make me rock hard

Want to see my rock hard Thing?

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

Are you cosmic rays? Because you turn my thing hard as rock.