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Top 47 British Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up hot British girls or guys in a bar or a club setting? We have compiled a list of funny and flirty pick up lines. Some of these lines may also work with non-british guys and girls. They are based on general stereotypes and cultural information about british people. You may also wish to check out our Canadian or Australian pick up lines.

  1. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  2. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

  5. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

  6. Are you Welsh?

    Because I'll make you Wale.

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I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

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Would you butter my crumpet?

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

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Call that p**... british...

Cause im innit

Are you British?

Cuz you just colonised my heart.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

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One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

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Hey girl are you British?

Coz you've colonized my heart

Are you British?

Because I want you to colonise me

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

You're just my cup of tea!

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Excuse my British humour but I'd ask her if she wanted to go halfs on a b**....

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

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Are you British?

Because you’ve colonized my heart.

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Ww, are you from the British Virgin Islands?

Cuz your beauty is Virgin’ on ridiculous.

My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

Is it true what they say about British duchesses?

I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

This would be really awkward if you were British.

Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

Hello. Yes, I'm British.

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