126 British Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you want to pick up hot British girls or guys in a bar or a club setting in London ? We have compiled a list of funny and flirty pick up lines for UK. Some of these lines may also work with non-british guys and girls or not exactly in London. They are based on general stereotypes and cultural information about british people. You may also wish to check out our Canadian or Australian pick up lines.

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I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...
Are you Welsh?

Because I'll make you Wale.

Here are 126 british pick up lines for her and flirty british rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your british rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny british pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty british joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute british pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about british are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

Would you butter my crumpet?

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

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Call that p**... british...

Cause im innit

Are you British?

Cuz you just colonised my heart.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

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Try using funny and charming British conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Hey girl are you British?

Coz you've colonized my heart

Are you British?

Because I want you to colonise me

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

"Is your accent from heaven, love? Because those curves are speaking louder than any British symphony."

"Are you a cup of tea? Because you're clearly my cup of 'hot' and I can't do without you every morning."

You're just my cup of tea!

"You're more enchanting than a British night at Freddy's, my dear."

Are you British? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm falling for London all over again.

Is your name Big Ben? Because you've got me feeling the chimes in all the right places.

"Greetings! Your 'hello' sounds like a symphony, fancy making more music over a cup of tea?"

"Mind if I answer your 'hello' with 'how about a spot of tea and captivating conversation, love?'"

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Clever british Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever British hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a double-decker bus? Because you just took my heart on a ride to the top!"

Are you from London? Because you've got me feeling like I'm riding on the tube - all over the place!

"Are you a rare vintage? Your stunning grey hair makes you irresistibly elegant and absolutely captivating."

"Is it just me, or did the Queen herself send you here to enchant me with that British charm?"

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

"Your 'hello' sounds like poetry, fancy turning it into an enchanting British symphony together?"

"Hello love, your accent just made my day, want to turn this day into an unforgettable story together?"

"Good day! Your 'hello' sounds like a sweet melody, can I be the lyrics to your beautiful British symphony?"

"Is your hair made of clouds? Because it brightens up this grey day like a sunny afternoon in London."

"As enchanting as Big Ben, love, but your stunning curves have me losing track of time and all sense of direction."

"Excuse me, miss, but are you Big Ben? Because every time I see you, my heart strikes 1

"Your eyes shine brighter than the London Bridge, love, but it's your curves that truly captivate this wandering Yank."

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Smooth british Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth British pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is it true what they say? That redheads have fiery personalities? Because you’ve just ignited my interest."

"Are you a cup of tea? Because you’re absolutely stunning and I could sip on your beauty all day."

"Are you a rare vintage? Your grey hair and stunning curves make you the most exquisite find in the room."

"Darling, hearing your British accent is like a perfect symphony to my ears."

"Like Five Nights at Freddy's, you're a mystery I yearn, your British charm captivates me, my heart eternally you've earned."

"Hello love, your accent's the only British invasion my heart wouldn't resist."

Are you BBC? Because you've got me hooked like a series marathon.

You have the elegance of a Victorian lady, and the charm of a British rose garden.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes...and unfortunately, my GPS only works in British accents."

"Call me Foxy, love, because I can't help but run straight towards your captivating British charm."

Excuse my British humour but I'd ask her if she wanted to go halfs on a b**....

"Excuse me, but your red hair shines brighter than the sunset—can I steal a moment of your time?"

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Flirty british Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty British pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"They say grey hair signifies wisdom, but I’d say it’s just your way of showing off timeless beauty."

"Is your name Brexit? Because ever since I saw you, I've been feeling the urge to remain."

"Are your tattoos as captivating as your long dark hair? Because I can't look away from both—let's stream some chemistry together."

"In this game of love, like Freddy's you're the prize, under the British moonlight, I'm lost in your eyes."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by in my double decker again?"

Are you the BBC weather forecast? Because you make my heart go stormy with love syndrome.

"Love, your accent is more intoxicating than a late-night cup of English tea."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I heard angels have a strict landing protocol in the UK!

"As an American girl in the UK, are you searching for a charming friend or perhaps a 'more' exciting British adventure?"

"Excuse me, love, but your smile must be the reason the sun shines—it’s utterly intoxicating and oh so tempting."

Are you a cup of tea? Because you're hot, sweet, and I want you every day.

"You must be from England because every word you say sounds as enchanting as a British accent."

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Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

"Well, hopefully my charm can make up for that. I promise, it's quite international."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your British charm is out of this world.

"Is your name Double-Decker? Because every time I see you, my heart takes a joyride!"

"Oh really? Guess you haven't tried sipping English tea while watching a beautiful sunset yet. 😉"

"Why hello there, your British charm just made my day as bright as the London Eye at sunset."

Are you a BBC documentary? Because you've got me hooked on your love syndrome.

"Those nice tits and your elegant grey hair make you the perfect blend of charm and confidence—mind if I join you?"

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds

"Fancy a cuppa? Because our chemistry is stronger than the finest British tea."

Are you Down syndrome? Because being with you feels like a special kind of love.

"Solving a Rubik's cube is tough, but not as tough as trying to resist a handsome British guy like you."

"Is your name London? Because you've got more charm than the city itself."

"Are you British as Freddy? Because every time I see you, I hear the bell of love ringing!"

"Can I call you Brexit? Cause since I met you, I can't seem to get out of the 'single' union."

"Those gorgeous tits paired with your striking grey hair could start a new trend—I'd definitely be a fan!"

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

"Hello, darling. Your accent is as enchantingly British as a London sunset, mind if I join your evening?"

"Are you a British teapot? Because you're causing a stir in my Polish heart."

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

"With your stunning dark hair and those mesmerizing curves, you make gaming look like a whole new level of sexy."

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

"Just like Europe, you've got French elegance, Italian passion, and a British charm that leaves me breathlessly enchanted."

"You must be from the British Night Guard, because ever since I saw you, I've been unable to shut down."

"Is it just me, or does your charm make the whole room light up? Grey hair and all!"

"Are you a Rubik's cube? Because the more I play, the more I get lost in your British charm."

Are you British?

Because you’ve colonized my heart.

"Is your name London? Because you've got me feeling like a tourist in a double-decker bus!"

"Darling, your smile is more captivating than a sunrise over the Thames."

"Are you a London landmark? Because your assets are more breathtaking than the Buckingham Palace."

"Is it just me, or does your grey hair have a stunning way of accentuating your beautiful smile?"

"Can you guess my favourite British landmark? It's your smile, love; it's a sight more captivating than the London Eye."

"Your radiance outshines even the British crown jewels, darling. Fancy sharing a cup of tea and secrets?"

"Are you a British double-decker bus? Because my heart just can't help but take the top deck with you!"

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

"Do you drive a car? Because you've just parked yourself in my heart like a British double-decker!"

"Chelsea? Interesting choice. I've always been more of a tea person, though. Do you enjoy any other British delights?"

"Are you a badminton player? Cause my heart feels like a shuttlecock each time you flash your handsome British smile."

"Excuse me, but your grey hair adds a touch of elegance that perfectly complements your lovely spirit."

"Are you a cup of tea? Because you're brewing up a storm in my heart, love."

"Are you tea? Because you're causing a revolution in my heart. And trust me, as a British guy, we take our tea seriously."

"Is it just me, or does that gorgeous grey hair make you look even more deliciously intriguing?"

"Just like the British Empire, my interest for you is never-ending, love. Fancy a short trip to Hazbin Hotel tonight?"

Are you a gem from the British Empire? Because you've conquered my heart with your beauty.

"Are you a double decker bus? Because my heart just can't help but take a ride with you!"

ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Ww, are you from the British Virgin Islands?

Cuz your beauty is Virgin’ on ridiculous.

My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

Is it true what they say about British duchesses?

Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

This would be really awkward if you were British.

I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

Hello. Yes, I'm British.

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