89 British Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you want to pick up hot British girls or guys in a bar or a club setting in London ? We have compiled a list of funny and flirty pick up lines for UK. Some of these lines may also work with non-british guys and girls or not exactly in London. They are based on general stereotypes and cultural information about british people. You may also wish to check out our Canadian or Australian pick up lines.

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A good British pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...
Are you Welsh?

Because I'll make you Wale.

Here are 89 british pick up lines for her and flirty british rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your british rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny british pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty british joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute british pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about british are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

Would you butter my crumpet?

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

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Cheesy british Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you British?

Cuz you just colonised my heart.

Call that p**... british...

Cause im innit

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

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Funny british Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming British conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you British?

Coz you've colonized my heart

Are you British?

Because I want you to colonise me

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

"Are you a cup of tea? Because you're clearly my cup of 'hot' and I can't do without you every morning."

"Is your accent from heaven, love? Because those curves are speaking louder than any British symphony."

You're just my cup of tea!

"Greetings! Your 'hello' sounds like a symphony, fancy making more music over a cup of tea?"

"You're more enchanting than a British night at Freddy's, my dear."

"Mind if I answer your 'hello' with 'how about a spot of tea and captivating conversation, love?'"

"Your 'hello' sounds like poetry, fancy turning it into an enchanting British symphony together?"

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

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Clever british Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever British hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Hello love, your accent just made my day, want to turn this day into an unforgettable story together?"

"Good day! Your 'hello' sounds like a sweet melody, can I be the lyrics to your beautiful British symphony?"

"As enchanting as Big Ben, love, but your stunning curves have me losing track of time and all sense of direction."

"Excuse me, miss, but are you Big Ben? Because every time I see you, my heart strikes 1

"Your eyes shine brighter than the London Bridge, love, but it's your curves that truly captivate this wandering Yank."

"Like Five Nights at Freddy's, you're a mystery I yearn, your British charm captivates me, my heart eternally you've earned."

"Hello love, your accent's the only British invasion my heart wouldn't resist."

"Darling, hearing your British accent is like a perfect symphony to my ears."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes...and unfortunately, my GPS only works in British accents."

Excuse my British humour but I'd ask her if she wanted to go halfs on a b**....

"Call me Foxy, love, because I can't help but run straight towards your captivating British charm."

"Is your name Brexit? Because ever since I saw you, I've been feeling the urge to remain."

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Smooth british Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth British pickup lines make her give you her number.

"In this game of love, like Freddy's you're the prize, under the British moonlight, I'm lost in your eyes."

"Love, your accent is more intoxicating than a late-night cup of English tea."

"As an American girl in the UK, are you searching for a charming friend or perhaps a 'more' exciting British adventure?"

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

"Well, hopefully my charm can make up for that. I promise, it's quite international."

"Oh really? Guess you haven't tried sipping English tea while watching a beautiful sunset yet. 😉"

"Why hello there, your British charm just made my day as bright as the London Eye at sunset."

"Solving a Rubik's cube is tough, but not as tough as trying to resist a handsome British guy like you."

"Fancy a cuppa? Because our chemistry is stronger than the finest British tea."

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds

"Are you British as Freddy? Because every time I see you, I hear the bell of love ringing!"

"Can I call you Brexit? Cause since I met you, I can't seem to get out of the 'single' union."

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Flirty british Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty British pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Is your name London? Because you've got more charm than the city itself."

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

"Hello, darling. Your accent is as enchantingly British as a London sunset, mind if I join your evening?"

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

"Are you a British teapot? Because you're causing a stir in my Polish heart."

"You must be from the British Night Guard, because ever since I saw you, I've been unable to shut down."

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

"Just like Europe, you've got French elegance, Italian passion, and a British charm that leaves me breathlessly enchanted."

Are you British?

Because you’ve colonized my heart.

"Are you a Rubik's cube? Because the more I play, the more I get lost in your British charm."

"Darling, your smile is more captivating than a sunrise over the Thames."

"Are you a London landmark? Because your assets are more breathtaking than the Buckingham Palace."

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Cringe british Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Can you guess my favourite British landmark? It's your smile, love; it's a sight more captivating than the London Eye."

"Your radiance outshines even the British crown jewels, darling. Fancy sharing a cup of tea and secrets?"

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

"Chelsea? Interesting choice. I've always been more of a tea person, though. Do you enjoy any other British delights?"

"Are you a badminton player? Cause my heart feels like a shuttlecock each time you flash your handsome British smile."

"Just like the British Empire, my interest for you is never-ending, love. Fancy a short trip to Hazbin Hotel tonight?"

"Are you a cup of tea? Because you're brewing up a storm in my heart, love."

"Are you tea? Because you're causing a revolution in my heart. And trust me, as a British guy, we take our tea seriously."

ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Ww, are you from the British Virgin Islands?

Cuz your beauty is Virgin’ on ridiculous.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain British love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty British chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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