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Top 45 British Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty British pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy British conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  2. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

  5. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

  6. Are you Welsh?

    Because I'll make you Wale.

  7. I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

  8. Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

  9. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

  10. Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

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You're like my tea: Hot and British!

Would you butter my crumpet?

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

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Are you British?

Cuz you just colonised my heart.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

Hey girl are you British?

Coz you've colonized my heart

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Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

You're just my cup of tea!

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

Are you British?

Because you’ve colonized my heart.

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?