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47 British Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you want to pick up hot British girls or guys in a bar or a club setting in London ? We have compiled a list of funny and flirty pick up lines for UK. Some of these lines may also work with non-british guys and girls or not exactly in London. They are based on general stereotypes and cultural information about british people. You may also wish to check out our Canadian or Australian pick up lines.

Best Working British Rizz

A good British pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  2. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

  5. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

  6. Are you Welsh?

    Because I'll make you Wale.

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What is a good British pickup line?

Here are 47 british pick up lines for her and flirty british rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your british rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny british pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty british joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute british pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about british are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

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Smooth British pickup line

Would you butter my crumpet?

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.


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Cheesy british Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Call that p**... british...

Cause im innit

Are you British?

Cuz you just colonised my heart.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.


Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

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Working British tinder opener

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

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Funny british Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming British conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you British?

Coz you've colonized my heart

Are you British?

Because I want you to colonise me

Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

You're just my cup of tea!

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Excuse my British humour but I'd ask her if she wanted to go halfs on a b**....

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum...

Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds


Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

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Clever british Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever British hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you British?

Because you’ve colonized my heart.

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Ww, are you from the British Virgin Islands?

Cuz your beauty is Virgin’ on ridiculous.

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?

Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.


This would be really awkward if you were British.

Is it true what they say about British duchesses?

Hello. Yes, I'm British.

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Smooth british Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth British pickup lines make her give you her number.

I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain British love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty British chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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