Top 50 Chinese Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Chinese chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey, is your name Wei Ting?

2. Want some rice with that chicken?

3. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

4. Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

5. I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

6. You can travel down my silk road anytime.

7. Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.

8. Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

9. I must be Chinese

   Because I really want to eat your pussy

10. Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

    Cause they are banned at my place.

Funny chinese pickup lines

Are you a Chinese factory?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Damn girl are you a Chinese Nike factory

Because I’m tryna put kids in you

Hey girl you Chinese?

Cuz im China fuck you

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you chinese food?

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Hey girl are you chinese food?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Hey girl are you Chinese food
Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

Girl, you’re like a Chinese safehouse

Cuz I wanna hide my wang inside you

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️

Did you know im part chinese?

Cause i like my bitches well done

I love Chinese take outs.

I love fried rice. Can you make some for me?

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

I never did this before, but you are so amazing, I had to talk to you.

I really like your smile. You are cute.

I think you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

I'm Chinese. Do you have any Chinese in you? Want some?

I'm new in town and looking to meet some new people.

I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?