Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

You can travel down my silk road anytime.

So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

"Are you a cracker? Because I find you cheesy and irresistible, just like my love for Chinese takeout!"

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you've got my future looking sweet and delicious.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your beauty shines brighter than a full moon in Beijing.

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeout menu? 'Cause I can't resist ordering another round of your dim sum.

You must be the main dish because you've got all the right flavors and I can't resist.

"Hey Ethan, are you a finger? Cause I can't resist sticking you in my favorite place."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest with that purse and black hair.

"That's cool! Watching Chinese movies with you would surely make learning Mandarin more fun and... tantalizing."

Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because you're Ai-lin my dreams!

Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.

"Young Sheldon, huh? Smart and funny - just like you. I'm more of a 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' guy, myself."

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeaway? Because I'm craving some finger-licking good time with you in my booty hole.

You must be a hot pot, because you've got all the right ingredients for a spicy night.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a senior in high school, 'cause I'm falling for you.

"Are you a fortune cookie? Because I can't resist cracking you open, Ethan."

You must be a panda, because I can't bear to be without you.

"Haha, it's all about perspective! China can be an adventure, filled with amazing food and thousand-year-old stories. Ever tried Chinese cuisine?"

"Nice taste in shows! Would you be my Penny if I promise to be your Leonard with a hint of James Bond?"

Do you believe in love at first Ling? Or should I Ling-ter around a bit longer?

"You work at McDonald's, but you cook Chinese food? Girl, you're the Szechuan sauce to my McNuggets."

Are you a cracker? Because you’ve got me feeling cheesy whenever I see you, Ethan.

Like a lotus in the pond, your beauty shines beyond.

"Ethan, your charm is more delicious than a fortune cookie - care to explore my hidden treasures?"

Are you a fortune cookie? Because every word you say is like a sweet prophecy.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you have me craving something sweet and wanting more.

Are you a cracker? Because you've got me feeling brittle and ready to be spread all over you, Ethan.

Your smile is as lovely as a cherry blossom tree, blooming with grace and beauty for all to see.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you have me craving for your sweet words.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because I see a sweet future with you in it.

You're like a delicate cherry blossom,
Half Chinese, but fully awesome.

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because you've just set my world on fire with your breathtaking beauty."

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you've got my future looking bright and deliciously tempting.

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because your beauty is legendary, it sets my heart ablaze."

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeout menu? Because I can’t resist the urge to finger you.

"That's amazing! I've always been intrigued by their rich history and culture. Have you ever tried Chinese cuisine?"

Your eyes sparkle like jade, in them my heart finds its shade.

Are you an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't read you, but I still find you fascinating.

I must be General Tso, because I'm spicy and craving to be your main dish tonight.

Your beauty shines as bright as a wok, stir-frying my heart with each glance you throw.

"Hey Ethan, are you a spring roll? Because I can't resist getting my hands on you."

In a sea of faces, Ethan stands apart, his kindness a beacon, lighting up my heart.

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.

Are u chinese, cause i China f**...

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because my heart ignites every time I see your mesmerizing beauty."

"Just like a Chinese dragon, your allure is mythical and I'm dangerously attracted to its blaze."

Are you a fortune cookie? Because every time I crack you open, I find something unexpected inside.

You must be a potsticker, because every moment with you is a savory pleasure.

"Hey Ethan, you're as addictive as Chinese takeout, and I bet you've got a magic touch."

Your beauty shines brighter than a Chinese lantern festival. Can I be the light in your life?

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you're sweet, mysterious, and I can't wait to unwrap you.

Hey, wanna get some Chinese food?

I'm thinking about some Me Bang Hyu

You must be a senior in high school because you've got me feeling young and restless like dirty toe money.

You must be soy sauce because you add the perfect flavor to my life.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because every time I see you, I crack a smile.

Are you a cracker, Ethan? 'Cause you just made my fortune cookie predict our spicy future together.

Are you a Chinese factory?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a fortune cookie? Because every word you say is filled with wisdom and sweetness.

Your eyes sparkle like the lanterns of ancient China, illuminating my world with beauty divine.

"Are you Chinese food? Because I want to devour you like Ethan devours his takeout!"

"Are you a Big Mac? Because I'm McLovin' your flavor more than my Sweet and Sour Chicken."

"Your eyes are like rare Chinese jade, and your curves? Simply the most beautiful masterpiece."

Ethereal Ethan, with a heart so pure, your smile shines brighter than the moon's allure.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 'Cause you look like a celestial beauty.

Like a delicate lotus flower in a tranquil pond, your presence brings peace and grace to my heart.

"Do you like Chinese food, Ethan? Because I can't resist the urge to finger your booty hole."

I must be a dragon, because you just set my heart on fire.

"Are you a cracker? Because you make me want to snack on you all day, Ethan."

Call me a Chinese sweatshop worker

Because i’d like to “rip-off” your clothes

"Is your name Soy Sauce? Because you add flavor to my life just like a Chinese dish needs its condiments."

"Are you a fortune cookie? Because you just gave me a finger-lickin' good time, Ethan."

"Do you like Chinese food, Ethan? Because I'm craving some sweet and sour 'me' tonight."

Hey girl are you Chinese? coz I'm China get in ur pants

Are you General Tso's chicken? Because you've got me feeling saucy and irresistible.

Are you a Chinese takeout menu? Because you just made my heart skip a wonton.

"Just like a Chinese dragon, you've brought good fortune, prosperity and enchantment into my life."

Hello. What's your name? Do you come here often?

Your beauty shines like the moonlight,
Half Chinese, but alluringly bright.

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because your beauty sets my heart on fire, making every moment with you thrilling."

Are you soy sauce? Because you make everything better when you're around.

"That's exciting! Exploring the Great Wall or tempting your taste buds with authentic Chinese food?"

"Just like a Chinese dragon, you're enchanting, powerful and irresistibly seductive."

"Is your name Ethan? Because just like him, I want to explore every inch of you."

Hey girl, your black hair matches your style - sleek and sexy, just like my favorite purse.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you're the sweetest surprise I've ever come across.

"Like a Chinese dragon, you're rare, majestic and enchanting. Can I be the lucky one to discover your magic?"

Once a Chinese legend said:

如果您点击翻译，您必须和我约会

Translation : If you Click Translate, You must date me

Are you a panda? Because I can't bear to be without you for another second.

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

"Are you a spring roll? Because I can't stop myself from getting handsy with you, Ethan."

Your beauty shines like a lantern in the night, in this crowded city, you're my guiding light.

Are you chinese food?

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because you're sweet and full of surprise, just like a true delight.

Hey girl are you Chinese food

Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

I heard Chinese girls are great in bed.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am.

I bet you give really good massages.

Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net tonight?

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?

I've always wanted to date a Chinese girl.

Have you ever tasted dog meat?

I've noticed you were looking at me. Can I buy you a drink?

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.

Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!

Chineses ride for free.

Are you half? Half-sexy, half fine.

Are you Chinese? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you a model? Because you really look like one.

Are you a celebrity? Can I get an autograph?

…you look exactly like Lucy Liu.

My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality

…you look exactly like Kelly Hu.

Say it in Chinese.

I think you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

For an Chinese girl, you sure are cool.

Do you know why I like Chinese girls? Because they're tighter

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

You like the white boys, don't you?

I know kung fu.