Top 50 Chinese Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chinese pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chinese tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
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I like my women like I like my Covid
19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily
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Hey, is your name Wei Ting?
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Want some rice with that chicken?
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I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.
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Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.
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Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back
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I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.
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You can travel down my silk road anytime.
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So is it true? Is your pussy slanted?
Working chinese pickup lines
Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.
Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?
Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.
Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?
Cause they are banned at my place.
Hey, wanna get some Chinese food?
I'm thinking about some Me Bang Hyu
Are you a Chinese factory?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Call me a Chinese sweatshop worker
Because i’d like to “rip-off” your clothes
Hey girl are you Chinese? coz I'm China get in ur pants
Hello. What's your name? Do you come here often?
Once a Chinese legend said:
如果您点击翻译，您必须和我约会
Translation : If you Click Translate, You must date me
Are you a chinese finger trap?
Cause I would love to be stuck in you.
Are you chinese food?
Because you’re something I’d like to take out.
Hey girl are you chinese food?
Cuz i wanna take you out
You must be Chinese food
Cuz I wanna take you out
James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
Hey baby, are you Chinese?
Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date
Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?
Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️
Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?
Cuz I see you everywhere..
Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*
*falls on the ground with a thud*
[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]
I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Have you ever tasted dog meat?
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
