Top 50 Chinese Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Chinese rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Chinese pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Are you a Chinese factory?

Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
I like my women like I like my Covid

19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily
Hey, is your name Wei Ting?
Want some rice with that chicken?
I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.
Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

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Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

You can travel down my silk road anytime.

So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.

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Are u chinese, cause i China f**...

Hey, wanna get some Chinese food?

I'm thinking about some Me Bang Hyu

Are you a Chinese factory?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Call me a Chinese sweatshop worker

Because i’d like to “rip-off” your clothes

Hey girl are you Chinese? coz I'm China get in ur pants

Hello. What's your name? Do you come here often?

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

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Are you chinese food?

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Hey girl are you Chinese food

Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

Hey girl are you chinese food?

Cuz i wanna take you out

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- cough cough

*falls on the ground with a thud*

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.

Have you ever tasted dog meat?

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Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net tonight?

I bet you give really good massages.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am.

I heard Chinese girls are great in bed.

I heard you are good at math, so what's the sum of U+Me

I like your look. A lot of girls have beauty, but you seem like you have character.

I love Bruce Lee movies. Come over I can show you some moves.

I love Chinese take outs.

I love fried rice. Can you make some for me?

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

I never did this before, but you are so amazing, I had to talk to you.

I really like your smile. You are cute.

I think you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

I'm Chinese. Do you have any Chinese in you? Want some?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Chinese phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Chinese lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.