Top 50 Chinese Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chinese pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a Chinese factory?

   Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

2. I like my women like I like my Covid

   19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

3. Hey, is your name Wei Ting?

4. Want some rice with that chicken?

5. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

6. Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

7. I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

8. You can travel down my silk road anytime.

9. Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.

10. Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

Funny chinese pickup lines

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?
Cause they are banned at my place.

Are you a Chinese factory?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Call me a Chinese sweatshop worker

Because i’d like to “rip-off” your clothes

Hello. What's your name? Do you come here often?

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you chinese food?
Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Hey girl are you chinese food?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Hey girl are you Chinese food

Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

I love fried rice. Can you make some for me?

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

I never did this before, but you are so amazing, I had to talk to you.

I really like your smile. You are cute.

I think you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

I'm Chinese. Do you have any Chinese in you? Want some?

I'm new in town and looking to meet some new people.

I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?