Top 50 Chinese Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chinese pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a Chinese factory?

   Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

2. Hey, is your name Wei Ting?

3. Want some rice with that chicken?

4. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

5. Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

6. I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

7. You can travel down my silk road anytime.

8. Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.

9. Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

10. I'm not chinese but

    I'd eat that pussy for sure

Funny chinese pickup lines

I must be Chinese
Because I really want to eat your pussy

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.

Are you a Chinese factory?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Damn girl are you a Chinese Nike factory

Because I’m tryna put kids in you

Hey girl you Chinese?

Cuz im China fuck you

Once a Chinese legend said:
如果您点击翻译，您必须和我约会

Translation : If you Click Translate, You must date me

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you chinese food?

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Hey girl are you Chinese food

Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

Hey girl are you chinese food?

Cuz i wanna take you out

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Did you know im part chinese?

Cause i like my bitches well done

Girl, you’re like a Chinese safehouse

Cuz I wanna hide my wang inside you

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

I really like your smile. You are cute.

I think you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

I'm Chinese. Do you have any Chinese in you? Want some?

I'm new in town and looking to meet some new people.

I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?