Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

Is your name bulma? Because I want to get in your trunks.

If you were a Ki attack, you'd be a Kame-hame-hot!

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

I'll show you the power of my dragonballs.

I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.

How'd you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?

If I had all seven dragonballs I'd wish for you to be mine!

I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.

You wanna do a little fusion dance of our own?

We're like Piccolo and Kami.. Meant to be together!

Your name must be Bulma, 'cause I wanna get in your Trunks.

Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?

Hey you let me taste you, I`ll let you taste me.

Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?

If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

That's not my Kamehameha girl, that's my p**...!

How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

Are you a dragon? Because you sure make my balls glow.

Are you a dragon ball z character? Because you've got me in Super Saiyan love mode!

Are you a Dragon Ball collector? Because I'd love to Shenron my way into your heart!

"I must have wished on the dragon balls, because finding a Saiyan as strong and beautiful as you is a miracle."

If we were Dragon Balls, I'd say we belong together to summon the ultimate power of love.

You must be a Super Saiyan, because when I look at you, my power level goes over 9000!

If I were a Saiyan, you'd be my Goku - the perfect match to power up with.

Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you're a f**... mad c**....

Who needs 7 balls to summon their Dragon when you are around?

Are you a Dragon Ball fan? Because you've just gathered all seven Dragon Balls and made my wish come true.

"Girl, are you a dragon ball? Because I've been searching the whole universe just to find someone like you."

If you were a Dragon Ball character, you'd be Vegeta because you're the prince of my heart.

"Girl, don't worry about the Dragon Balls. You've already sparked zero competition in my heart!"

"Excuse me, are you from Dragon Ball Z? Because every time I see you, my heart level goes over 9000."

Are you a Dragon Ball character? Because you've got me wanting to go Super Saiyan for you!

Let me consult my crystal ball... I'm getting strong vibes of a secret underground lair with a pet dragon named Fluffy. Am I close?

"Like Goku loves Chichi in Dragon Ball, I can't help but be drawn to your energy and spirit."

Is your name Bulma? Because you've got me wishing for a dragon ball to grant my wildest fantasies.

Hey girl, you must be Shenron.. Cause I want to ride you!

If I were a Saiyan, I'd wish for Shenron to bring me closer to you.

"Are you Dragon Ball Sparking Zero? Because my interest in you just went Super Saiyan!"

If we were Saiyans, our love would be eternal and as powerful as a Spirit Bomb.

"Are you a dragon ball? Because when I see you, my power level goes over 9000."

"Are you a Dragon Ball? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've just found a rare treasure."

If I were Shenron, I'd grant your wish to date me faster than Goku can finish a fight!

Are you a dragon ball? Because you're out of this world and I want to collect all seven.

Are you a Dragon Ball character? Because you've definitely gathered all seven of my dragon balls.

"Even Super Saiyan can't compete with the kind of power you have over my heart."

"Are you a dragon ball? Because just one look at you and I start feeling like I've got all seven."

Let's be like Goku and Vegeta - a powerful duo that never gives up on each other.

Are you a Dragon Ball character? Because you've got me saying "Ka-me-ha-me-HAve my number?"

Are you a Dragon Ball? Because you've got me wishing for seven magical dates with you.

Hey Goku, are you a Dragon Ball? Because I can't resist trying to collect all seven of you.

Did you summon Shenron? Because meeting you feels like a wish come true every time.

You may have a foot long, but I have a Shenlong.

Are you a skibidi toilet? Because you've got me feeling flushed with excitement whenever I see you.

Are you a dragon ball? Because I want to gather all seven of you and make a wish.

Are you a Dragon Ball character? Because every time I see you, my power level goes over 9000.

I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.

Hey let's g**... my house and let me play with your chi chi's.

Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Saiyan?

Did Majin Buu do something to you girl?

Because you're as sweet as candy.

Hey girl.

You Bulma mind.

Your eyes really are cold, but you're still hot

Your name must be 9000, because I'm all over you.

Your name must be Bulma, because I wanna get in your Trunks.

You're so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.

You're always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I'll show you a technique that's guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks.

You're a Saiyan and it's a full moon...I'm gonna make you howl.

You get more than just my power level rising.

You are SOOOO much stronger than anyone else and better looking too! Wanna come over to my place?

Yo, Veggie, why don't you put all that energy to good use?

What a coincidence, my name begins with 'Son' also! Wanna hook up?

Wanna spar? If you know what I mean..

They call me trunks, because I know how to swing my sword.

That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off for you?

That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?

Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.

So can that tail do anything else?

People call me Oolong...the 'T' is silent.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in one night.

Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.

Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a final flash?

Is your name Piccolo? Because I'd like to Nail you.

Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that's big?

Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a nyoibo in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??!

Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If only I could find a man with an attitude

I'm just saiyan, you're super.

I wish you were like saibamen. I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of you.

I was thinking you could give me some personal training.

I think you're the 'Head Cha-La'!

I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vageta.

I may not be Android 19, but there is one way I can drain your energy.

I like short guys. Oh, I'm not implying your short or anything!

I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

I could of had immortality, but I wished for you!

I can't get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes.

How would you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? Because I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Hey. You look like you're interested in me, and Tien is believing.

Hey, sexy, want to get into my trunks?

Hey, let's 'Brain Dance', if ya know what I mean!

Hey, baby, want to do the Fusion Technique at my place?

Hey let's goku my house and let me play with your chi chi's.

Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

Hey cutie, want me to rock YOUR dragon?

Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.

Girl, is your name Chiaotzu? Because you're a doll face.

Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day OR because I'm blinded with beauty.

Girl you're so hot, you can pass off as my ki level.

Girl is that potara earrings you're wearing? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

Do you like dragon ball z? Because I'm drag deez ballz.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from Snakeway.

Big Bang me, lover!

Bang me or I'll kamehameha you.

Baby why don't you use your hands to fire my laser beams?

Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?

Are you a member of the ginyu force? Because I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

I like guys who are named after underwear.

Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!

Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?