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Top 50 Waiting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Waiting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Waiting conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  2. Are you the Skip Ad button?

    Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  3. Are you a pirate?

    Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you

  4. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

    Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

  5. Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

    Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.

  6. Are you a pair of lenses?

    Because i can’t wait to take you out before going to sleep.

  7. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  8. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  9. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  10. You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.

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Funny waiting pickup lines

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

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Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

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You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

Baby are you a magnet?

Because I can’t wait to pin you against the fridge

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

You should come wait with me at my gate.

Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.