Top 50 Waiting Pick Up lines
Waiting for a ride or pick up? Use these pick up lines to help you start the conversation!
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There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth
And I'm still waiting for yours
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Are you the Skip Ad button?
Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
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Are you a pirate?
Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you
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Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?
Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)
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Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..
Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
Working short waiting pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a pair of lenses?
Because i can’t wait to take you out before going to sleep.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Wait until you see my tangerines.
Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...
Girl, I know you want this TIP.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.
waiting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.
You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.
I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.
Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.
You wanna taste it?
I have died everyday waiting for you.
waiting Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.
I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?
If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...
Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.
Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.
Baby are you a magnet?
Because I can’t wait to pin you against the fridge
If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You should come wait with me at my gate.
waiting Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.
I can’t wait to show you my private garden.
Good morning sexy!
Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.
Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?
Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.
Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
You think you're hot now? Wait til you see my giant furnace room.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.
Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton
And theres a million things i haven’t done
(Like you)
So just you wait, just you wait
Using smooth Waiting phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Waiting conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Waiting phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Waiting lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.