Are you a pair of lenses?

Because i can’t wait to take you out before going to sleep.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

Baby are you a magnet?

Because I can’t wait to pin you against the fridge

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

You should come wait with me at my gate.

Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

You think you're hot now? Wait til you see my giant furnace room.

What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?

I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?

If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done


(Like you)


So just you wait, just you wait

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

I can't wait to unwrap your present!

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

Your money isnt the only tip i want.

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

Girl, my l**... for you is greater than my thirst for enlightenment has to wait...

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Robert: I've been waiting for this day.

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.

Are you a leap year? Because you only come around once every four years and you're worth the wait.

Ryu: Your fists show a lot of potential. I wait for the day we meet again.

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

Do you know what a pig looks like? Just wait until you see the twist in my tail.

You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Wait until you see what this bat can do in the dark!

Forget about Doctor Robotnik, wait until you see my Doctor Robotdik.

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

You remind me of the 17 letters of the alphabet.

Wait. No, there's 26; U R A Q T, H M L.

I know i'm still missing one. You can get the D later ;)

Hey baby, are you a train? Because I have been waiting to get on the right ride.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Let me show you my daily special.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

If you think I’m good at flirting now, wait until you flirt with me over the phone.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to c**....

Baby! I can't wait to see the dark night today.

On a scale of 1-10 I’d rate you as homosexual, wait sorry, I can hardly think straight when I see you

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

Babe, I am waiting for your next move.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

"If you’re happy to show everything else, I can’t wait to explore what’s hidden behind those sparkling eyes."

Meeting you feels like a dream,
Your art flows like a gentle stream.
In every line, there's a spark so bright,
Can't wait to see what ignites our night!

"I must be dreaming; the most beautiful surprise just showed up at my door. Care to come in?"

Half love wife? Sounds like the perfect setup for some unforgettable moments. Can’t wait to see what mischief we’ll get into together! 😏

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

"Is this your way of telling me you’re the best view in the room? Because I’m captivated!"

"Are you ready to steal the spotlight tonight? With your stunning looks, I can’t wait to see you dance!"

"I see you’ve mastered the art of suspense! Should I send a search party or just wait for my message to reappear like a magician’s trick? 🎩✨"

"Are you a promise? Because I can't wait to unlock all the sweet things you have in store for us."

"Are you a map? Because every time I look at you, I find new adventures waiting for us!"

"Shy, huh? I bet that just means you have a wild side waiting to be unleashed. I’m curious to see it! 😉"

Sweet dreams, lovely! Rest well, and I’ll be here, eagerly waiting to hear more of your amazing energy tomorrow. 🌙✨

"Innocent, huh? I bet there’s a wild side just waiting to be uncovered. Care to explore it with me? 😉"

"Do you work for a telecom company? Because I've been on hold waiting for your call way too long!"

"Oh, I can't wait to hear that! Just know the anticipation will make your arrival even more exciting. 😉 What’s the first thing you want to do together?"

Random paragraphs are like little mysteries waiting to be solved. What's the most interesting paragraph you've ever stumbled across?

"Is your name Delivery? Because I've been waiting for you longer than my pizza at a party."

"I'm sure your voice is as captivating as your thoughts. Can't wait to hear it someday, maybe it will add color to my dreams."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

"Waiting for you feels like a sweet torment, your allure is my sweetest obsession, can we change that tonight?"

Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

If you are amazed at all my trampoline jumping tricks, just wait and see the tricks I can do in bed.

If you this this Bunny shot is bad, wait until you see what I can do in bed.

How long do you guys wait to ask a girl out ?

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Well, I only start daydreaming when an intriguing and enchanting conversation strikes which is quite recent, to be honest. 🌠"

"Is your name Google? Because when you said you can't wait to see me, my heart searched for 'how to beat faster'."

"Is your name Eminem? Because my feelings for you never lose themselves, they're just waiting for the right verse."

"Darling, just like a perfect creampie, you're the sweet surprise that my life has been waiting for."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

"Can't wait for you to come back and fill my empty nights with your laughs and whispers. You're the perfect missing piece to my heart's puzzle."

"Are you a bus ticket? Because I've been waiting all day for you to take me on a thrilling ride."

"Sounds like a plan! Sunday it is. Can't wait to virtually meet the superstar behind these charming texts."

"I must dash, but could I snap you later? Your good looks are worth waiting my night for."

"Smiling by your picture, but I'd be over the moon to see the live version of your captivating curves."

"Fun? With you, it seems like it'd be more than fun—it'd be an adventure. Can't wait to explore more about you."

"Well, I can't wait to discover all the different shades of your brilliance. That's my kind of adventure."

"A tantalizing promise there! Can't wait to see the surprise you've got up your sleeve."

"Well, I can't wait to experience this grand tour you're offering. Hoping for some delightful surprises along the way. 😉"

"Well then, can't wait to see it in person, you already look stunning in pictures."

"Like a Cornetto, you're irresistibly delicious from top to bottom, and I can't wait to get to your heart."

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

"Darling, if you think my writing skills are captivating, wait until you see the magic I weave through text messages."

"Just like this annual day, you light up the room and make it a once-a-year occasion worth waiting for."

"I'm still waiting on that reply, because every word from you is as enchanting as a stargazing night."

"After two glasses of wine, are you thinking what I'm thinking? You, me, and a masterpiece waiting to be painted?"

"Roses are red, so let's not waste days, you're a beauty that amazes, waiting for my gaze, isn't it time we blaze, Praise?"