110 Waiting Pick Up lines And Rizz

Waiting for a ride or pick up? Use these pick up lines to help you start the conversation!

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A good Waiting pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
Are you a pirate?

Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you
Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Here are 110 waiting pick up lines for her and flirty waiting rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your waiting rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny waiting pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty waiting joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute waiting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about waiting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a pair of lenses?

Because i can’t wait to take you out before going to sleep.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

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Cheesy waiting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

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Funny waiting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Waiting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Baby are you a magnet?

Because I can’t wait to pin you against the fridge

You should come wait with me at my gate.

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

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Clever waiting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Waiting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

You think you're hot now? Wait til you see my giant furnace room.

What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

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Smooth waiting Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Waiting pickup lines make her give you her number.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?

If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done

(Like you)

So just you wait, just you wait

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

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Flirty waiting Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Waiting pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

I can't wait to unwrap your present!

Your money isnt the only tip i want.

Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))

Yeah that'll look good next to mine

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

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Cringe waiting Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Girl, my l**... for you is greater than my thirst for enlightenment has to wait...

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Robert: I've been waiting for this day.

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

Do you like batman? Wait till I put on my rubber bodysuit.

It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

Ryu: Your fists show a lot of potential. I wait for the day we meet again.

Are you a leap year? Because you only come around once every four years and you're worth the wait.

Forget about Doctor Robotnik, wait until you see my Doctor Robotdik.

You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Wait until you see what this bat can do in the dark!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Waiting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Waiting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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