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Top 50 Waiting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Waiting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  2. Are you the Skip Ad button?

    Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  3. Are you a pirate?

    Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you

  4. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

    Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

  5. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  6. Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

    Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.

  7. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  8. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  9. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  10. You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.

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Funny waiting pickup lines

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

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It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

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You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

You should come wait with me at my gate.

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.