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Top 50 moment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Moment chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  3. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  4. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

  5. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  6. Don’t wake me up.

    And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

  7. You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you.

  8. Let's get into the heat of the moment.

  9. Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

  10. I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

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Latest moment chat up lines

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?
Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet

My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.

Consistently went through with you is a moment well spent. Good Morning.

Hey girl, are you my assassination target?

Cause the moment I saw you, I knew I had to take you out!

Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

Hey girl are you an optical illusion?

Cause the moment I saw you, I lost my mind!

Are you a Moon?

Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

Will you be the bruh to my moment?

Bruh

I couldn’t help but come and talk to you. It must be the Heat of the Moment.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

(Part 1/ 2)

One of the core issues man have is:

What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

What should I say next?

What is she thinking about me?

Does she like me?

How can I sexualize more?

One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

You should already assume that she likes you.

This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

What are the odds of getting her home?

You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

The rest is assumed!

You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

However,

You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

Realise that NOBODY is against you.

They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

Girl are you antimatter?

Because I want to explode the moment I touch you

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

I'm not sure what's happening because I feel so lost right now

It started the moment I looked in your eyes

It's kind of a gamer moment

Are you a redstone torch because you activate my sticky piston

Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin?

Since the moment i saw you, i knew i couldn't choose another.

Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and
E very tender moment of time spent
T ogether will be punctuated by
S oft whispers of want and need.

F ruit of our passion
U niting us together, our
C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your
K ing and you as my queen