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Top 50 Moment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Moment pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Moment tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

    I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

    Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

    Me: "Because you're a work of art."

    She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

    I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

  3. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  4. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  5. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

  6. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  7. Don’t wake me up.

    And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

  8. You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you.

  9. Let's get into the heat of the moment.

  10. Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?


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I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

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My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

The moment I saw you, you EMPd my arbiter.

From the moment of you being mute, I knew you were the one.

Are we in space? Because I orbit around you every waking moment.

Don't miss this moment because I bribed that handsome lift guy to halt the ride.

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Whoa, my science vessels are at 200 energy the moment I met you.

I’m alive right now because I tried damn hard to stay alive. Until the moment I met you.

Any moment without your is pulling hair off me.

Astra: This is the final moment of destiny.

In that moment, I took a step back and stared at you. And you stared right back at me. Then I felt a strange feeling in my heart, a feeling I had never felt before... I fell in love with you.

Are you nonsense? Because all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you.

Hey girl, are you reddit?

Because I expect you'll go down on me at any moment.

That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

You are so photogenic, i just want to be the camera to capture your every moment in my life.

Are you a mechanical pencil?

Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

Emilie: This is the moment that makes it all worthwhile.