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Top 50 Moment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Moment chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  3. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  4. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

  5. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  6. Don’t wake me up.

    And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

  7. You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you.

  8. Let's get into the heat of the moment.

  9. Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

  10. I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

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Funny moment pickup lines

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?
Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet

My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.

Consistently went through with you is a moment well spent.

Good Morning.

Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

Hey girl, are you my assassination target?

Cause the moment I saw you, I knew I had to take you out!

Hey girl are you an optical illusion?

Cause the moment I saw you, I lost my mind!

Are you a Moon?

Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

Will you be the bruh to my moment?

Bruh

I couldn’t help but come and talk to you. It must be the Heat of the Moment.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Are you February 29th?

Because I love and savor every moment i spend with you

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

Girl are you antimatter?

Because I want to explode the moment I touch you

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

I'm not sure what's happening because I feel so lost right now

It started the moment I looked in your eyes

It's kind of a gamer moment

Are you a redstone torch because you activate my sticky piston

Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin?

Since the moment i saw you, i knew i couldn't choose another.

Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and
E very tender moment of time spent
T ogether will be punctuated by
S oft whispers of want and need.

F ruit of our passion
U niting us together, our
C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your
K ing and you as my queen

World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed 🤪

- Day 41