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Top 50 Touch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Touch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Call me a bra

    because I'm here to support u and touch your tits

  2. Can I be your mask?

    Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

  3. I'm gonna have to go get a silk touch picaxe

    Because I want you just the way you are

  4. Hey girl, can you do telekinesis?

    Coz u made a part of me move without even touching it

  5. Can you do telekinesis?

    Because you just made a part of my body move without even touching it :)

  6. Are you Messi?

    Because your touch is priceless.

  7. Are we in hell? Cause your touch is setting me on fire.

  8. Of all of time and space,

    I came here to touch your butt.

  9. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

  10. I have something you really want to see. And touch.

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Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

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Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

Are you my favorite book?

Cause when I think about you I touch my shelf

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

Who wants to touch a vagicicle?

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You must be a fire bender, because sparks fly when we touch.

I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.

Can you touch my bellybutton?

I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

You can call me a bra from now on

Cause I wanna make you uncomfortable and touch your tits

Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

You remind me of a snowflake

You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.