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Top 50 Touch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Touch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Call me a bra

    because I'm here to support u and touch your tits

  2. I'm gonna have to go get a silk touch picaxe

    Because I want you just the way you are

  3. Are you Messi?

    Because your touch is priceless.

  4. Are we in hell? Cause your touch is setting me on fire.

  5. Of all of time and space, I came here to touch your butt.

  6. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

  7. Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

  8. I have something you really want to see. And touch.

  9. It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

  10. I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

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Funny touch pickup lines

Will you hold my hand?
I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

I've got that invisible touch.

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

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I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

Who wants to touch a vagicicle?

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

You must be a fire bender, because sparks fly when we touch.

I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.

Can you touch my bellybutton?

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Working Touch tinder opener

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

You can call me a bra from now on

Cause I wanna make you uncomfortable and touch your tits

Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

Roses are red but their stems are greener

I think about you when I'm touching my weiner

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

How would you like to be touched by an angel?

My org needs a touch assist.