Top 10 Big Toe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Big Toe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Big Toe conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

2. Are you my big toe?

   Because I just wanna kiss you on all my furniture in the dark.

3. Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

   So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

4. Hey bb, are you my big toe?

   Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

5. You are like my big toe

   I'm going to kiss you on every piece of my furniture.

6. Guurrll you like my big toe....

   I kiss you on all my pieces of furniture.

7. Are You My Big Toe?

   Because I want to kiss you on all of my furniture

8. Are you a shoe?

   Because you smell like cheese but I still want to put my big toe inside of you

9. Hey girl, are you my big toe?

   Because I’m gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

10. Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

    I'd like to turn the lights off, and kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!