Top 10 Big Toe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Big Toe chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

2. Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

   I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

3. Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

   So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

4. Hey bb, are you my big toe?

   Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

5. You are like my big toe

   I'm going to bang you on every piece of my furniture.

6. Guurrll you like my big toe....

   I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.

7. Are You My Big Toe?

   Because I want to bang you on all of my furniture

8. Hey girl, are you my big toe?

   Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

9. Are you a shoe?

   Because you smell like cheese but I still want to put my big toe inside of you

10. Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

    I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!