Top 9 Booger Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Booger pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Booger conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Girl are you a booger?

   Because I wanna finger you then eat you

2. Hey baby, if you were a booger

   I’d pick you first.

3. Hey girl, are you a booger?

   Because I'd pick you first.

4. Are you a booger

   Because i pick you

5. If you were a booger

   I'd pick you first.

6. You know if you were a booger...

   I’d pick you first.

7. Are you a booger?

   Because you’re my first pick.

8. If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

9. If you were a booger I would pick you first.