Top 8 Booger Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Booger chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you a booger?

   Because I wanna finger you then eat you

2. Hey baby, if you were a booger

   I’d pick you first.

3. If you were a booger

   I'd pick you first.

4. You know if you were a booger...

   I’d pick you first.

5. Hostile humour

   If you were a booger, I would pick you because you're so fucking irritating.

6. Are you a booger?

   Because you’re my first pick.

7. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

8. If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.