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Top 50 Bug Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bug pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bug conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  2. You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

  3. I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

  4. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

  5. Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

  6. Hey are you a bug?

    Because I’d smash you anytime I find you in my room.

  7. Hey i found a bug in god's code.

    There wasn't supposed to be anything perfect,
    but then i saw you.

  8. I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

  9. Hey boy are you a bug?

    Cos I’m tryna smash

  10. Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?

    Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .

Funny bug pickup lines

Roses are red, I don't like bugs.

Ihopeyouhaveafootfetish becauseyou're gettingmystinkingfoot inyourmouth tonightafterwehave ahug.

Gimme a buzz and I'll bee yours.

Hey baby, what do you say we go out for a bite! (Mosquito)

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

Honey, I'm stuck on you.

Honey, you're the bee's knees!

Honey, your thorax is huge!

How about we get together and cross pollinate?

I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

I got fleas! [Me, too] Wanna scratch my private itches? [Sure]

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

My heart beeats for you.

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

This might sting...

Wanna do the waggle dance?

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

You're bee-utiful.