Top 50 Bug Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Bug pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bug tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.
If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.
Are you a pretty butterfly? Because I want to trap you in my bug nest.
Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

Working short bug pickup lines to impress a girl

I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have s**...? (Female Praying Mantis)

Hey are you a bug?

Because I’d smash you anytime I find you in my room.

Hey i found a bug in god's code.

There wasn't supposed to be anything perfect,
but then i saw you.

I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Roses are red, I don't like bugs.

Ihopeyouhaveafootfetish becauseyou're gettingmystinkingfoot inyourmouth tonightafterwehave ahug.

Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?
Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

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High five! Oops! I guess you're stuck with me.

Honey, I'm stuck on you.

Honey, you're the bee's knees!

Honey, your thorax is huge!

How about we get together and cross pollinate?

I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

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I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.

I will be happy to bite you.

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

My heart beeats for you.

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

This might sting...

Wanna do the waggle dance?

You're bee-utiful.

You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

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You're so hot, you make my colony collapse!

You're sweeter than honey

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you s**... the sweet pollen right out of me?

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop s**... once you slap it.

Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

I am like the bugs in the apartment. You can never get rid of me.

I love you more than the bug infestation in the low income housing project.

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

You know what really sucks? I have crabs, it's A Bug's Life.

Pollinate me.

Are you a fly guy? Because you sweep me off my feet.

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you good at dissecting insects? Good. There's something I want you to see inside my fly.

Bee mine.
Bee my love.
Bee my drone.
Bee my honey.
Bee my queen.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bug phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.