Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F------ Problems"

Math Problem

I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

Are you a rubik's cube?

Because I'll solve all your problems

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Are you a solution? Because whenever I see you, my problems fade away.

"Is your job being a magician? Because whenever you work, you make all my problems disappear."

Are you a math problem? Because I'm really good at adding up to the perfect cum solution.

Nnyl, if I were a doctor, I'd prescribe you a daily dose of smiles to cure those gastric woes.

Are you a math problem? Because solving for your love is the only equation I want to crack.

"I'm Deepanshu, not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true... unless it involves cooking, then we might have a problem!"

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

If you were a math problem, you'd be the perfect tangent to my heart's curve.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your nails, all my other problems disappear!

"Girl, are we a math problem? Cause I'm lost in your curves and dying to find X."

Are you a math problem? Because I need help calculating how charming you are.

No problem! It's nice getting to know you. What do you like to do for fun? Maybe we can do something together sometime.

You must be a math problem because every time I look at you, I get lost in your curves.

Are you a math problem? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I'd love to try.

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist trying to solve you with all my love.

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist the challenge of figuring you out, beautiful troublemaker.

"Are you a math problem? Because my attraction to your beauty is an equation I can't resist solving."

"Are you a math problem? Because you perfectly add up to being the most beautiful equation I've ever seen."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all my problems disappear.

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the right angles and solutions I've been searching for."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my math problem."

Are you a math problem? Cause you've got all the right curves in all the right places!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all my problems disappear.

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

Haha, must be quite the adventure! Do they ever team up against you, or are they your ultimate support squad?

"Are you a math book? Because you've got a lot of problems, but I'm willing to solve them all with you."

"Are you an algebraic expression? Because I feel like we could solve all our problems with some simultaneous equations."

Trust me, the more we chat, the more you'll see why I think you're so intriguing. Can't wait for our little journey together!

I need to work on the drive at the beginning of my s**.... Luckily for you I’ve got no problem with the drive me and you are taking to dinner.

No problem, we'll keep to this platform until you're comfortable. So, what's your favorite type of music?

"Are you a math problem? Because the more I study you, the more fascinated I get with your curves."

"You're the solution to all my problems, sweetheart. Can you be my homework too, so I can do you all night?"

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve the mystery of your twisted nipples.

"You may want to irritate me, but all I feel is the sweetest kind of love from you."

Are you a math problem? Because you've got my brain going in circles like an infinite loop.

Are you a math problem? Because you've got me trying to figure you out all day.

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got my heart racing like I'm solving for x!"

Are you a math problem? Because you add up to be the perfect solution to my day.

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the problem of my heart’s missing piece, and it's you."

"No clothes? No problem! Your natural beauty outshines any haute couture."

"Don't worry, handling double the charm for two lovely ladies like you is a delightful challenge I gladly accept."

Are you a math problem? Because I want to multiply with you all night long.

Haha, no problem! Who knew my random knowledge of useless facts would finally come in handy? 😄

Are you a problem? Because you're the kind of trouble I want to get into all night.

"Are you a math problem? Because my heart feels like 56 when I see your smile!"

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes every night, it's becoming a problem.

"No problem at all! Fashion can be unpredictable sometimes, isn't it? 😅"

"Are you a math problem? Because I need your face to solve for 'cum'."

No problem at all! Your understanding means a lot. By the way, your smile in your profile picture is captivating. 😊

"Are you a math problem? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I'm definitely intrigued."

"Are you a math book? Because you’ve got too many problems, but I’m here to help with the solutions!"

"Do you speak Latin? Because amor (love) is the only math problem I can't solve without you."

"Are you a therapist? Because whenever I see you, all my problems seem to vanish in thin air."

Are you a puzzle? Because I'd love to help solve your personal problems... in more ways than one. 😉

"Are you my problems? Because I can't help but fall in suspecting you're far more interesting than worry itself."

No problem! Just looking out for you. So, what’s something fun you've done recently? I love hearing about people’s adventures! 🌟

"Are you a math problem? Because your curves are multiplying my interest exponentially."

"Are you a math problem? Because I can’t stop trying to figure you out, and that’s my type of equation!"

Are you a math problem? Because you're complicated, intriguing, and I want to solve you.

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you and figure out all your complexities.

"Is it a problem that I can't stop staring at you? Because you're simply captivating."

"Is it possible to swap my homework for you? Because honestly, you're a much more attractive problem to solve."

I'm all for getting to know each other better—let’s exchange some fun facts! What's one thing you've always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

"Can you help me with a math problem? Because I can't calculate how many smiles you've stolen from me today."

"If you were a math problem, I'd love to solve for 'us' starting from zero with you."

Are you a math problem? Because I need help calculating how I got so lucky to meet you.

"Pretty or not, I’d apply for the ‘Master of Awkward Conversations’ title. Seriously, would anyone be interested in that? Asking for a friend. 😄"

Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25

I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10

Are you a math problem? Because you can solve for X and make my heart race!

Lucky you! Surrounded by beautiful girls—must feel like you're living in a romantic comedy. How do you handle all that attention?

Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.

"Are you a problem? Because I can't get enough of solving you, my irresistible puzzle."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

That's great to hear! So, what are you passionate about? I love hearing about people's interests.

No problem, I'll be here when you're free. Maybe we can grab a bite together sometime? 🍕

"Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop staring at your solutions and baby, I'm not even good at math."

"Life's full of ups and downs, isn't it? But hey, tough times never last, only tough people do!"

"Excuse me, but I think you owe me a study date, because when I look at you, all my problems seem to solve."

"I must be a math problem because the more time we spend together, the more complex and exciting you become."

"Are you a penguin? Because every time I see you, all my problems just waddle away."

"Are you a boulder problem? Because I can't seem to get over how incredibly captivating you are."

Are you a phony? Because you're the only one I want to hold, Caulfield.

Thanks for being so understanding! You seem really easy to talk to. Your sense of humor is refreshing!

"Absolutely no problem, let's focus on getting to know each other here first. How about we share our favourite movies instead?"

"I'm having trouble with a math problem, can't figure out your digits. Care to solve it for me?"

Are you a math problem? Because I can't seem to get your beauty off my mind.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you - literally, it's a problem.

"Are you a problem? Because I can't resist trying to solve you all night long."

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life and subtracting my ability to concentrate."

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life even though I'm bad at calculations."

"Are you a math problem? Because adding you to my life equals happiness, multiplying with love, subtracted by none."

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop trying to solve the equation of your beauty.

If beauty were a trigonometry problem, you'd be the only solution I'd want to solve all night.

"Are you a math problem? Because my heart races like 56 when I see you!"

Are you a math problem? Because I want to be your solution and dominate you all night long.

Are you a math problem? Because I’d love to work out a solution with you. 😉

"Girl, are you a math problem? Because you've got me questioning if 'straight' lines can really make curves like yours."

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my day, multiplying my interest and I just can't subtract you from my thoughts."

"In your eyes I see a sea, may I navigate your troubles, set your heart free?"

I’d love that, getting to know you feels like unwrapping a gift. You already seem like a treasure waiting to be discovered!

"You must be the solution to my heart's dilemma, because meeting you feels like fate."

"Wow, triplets must keep things interesting! I bet they can't handle all the charm you bring to the table. Care to show me your moves? 😏"

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop trying to solve you!

If being irresistible is a problem, then consider me the solution. Let's make magic together.

"Are you a math problem? Because I need help calculating how lucky I am to have found you."

"Are you a Catcher in the Rye? Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you, Holden."

Are you a math problem? Because you're the only one I want to spend all night solving.

Are you a math problem? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

"Are you a math problem? Because my calculations tell me we've got big potential...and I'm not just talking about pi-nis."

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being k**... if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you all night long.

Are you a math problem? Because I can't seem to find the solution to how captivating you are.

"Oh no, I hope everything is okay now! Remember, problems are just opportunities wrapped in work clothes."

"Interesting! No wheat, no problem. Let's explore a world of culinary delights beyond gluten together!"

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, all my problems disappear... temporarily.

"Are you a math problem? Because I can’t stop thinking about how you add up to 56 degrees of hotness!"

"Flirting with both of you? It's like a fun dance routine - a little bit of magic and a whole lot of grace."

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist solving you, and I love a challenge.

Are you a phony detector? Because every time I see you, all the fakes disappear.

Can I be your patient? Because I think you have the cure to all my problems.