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Top 50 Computer Programming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Computer Programming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Computer Programming conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

  2. Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

  3. I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

  4. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

  5. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

  6. I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

  7. As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

  8. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

  9. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

  10. [me != me]. [me += you].

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Funny computer programming pickup lines

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

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Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Could I have your I.P.?

Baby you know this junk isn't's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

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Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your kiss is refreshing.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.