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Top 50 Computer Programming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Computer Programming pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Computer Programming tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

  2. Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...

  3. I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

  4. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

  5. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

  6. I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

  7. As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

  8. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

  9. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

  10. [me != me]. [me += you].

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Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

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Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Are you a computer w**...… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

Baby you know this junk isn't's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

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Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your kiss is refreshing.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?