Top 50 Software Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Software pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Software conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Can i squeeze my hardware into your software

   Without getting a virus?

2. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

3. You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

4. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

5. If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

6. When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.

7. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

8. Hey babe, are you a software update?

   Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

9. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

10. Are you a software update?

    Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

Funny software pickup lines

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Hey girl, how about you Ruzzle up some grub?

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

Are u an IT expert?

Coz u turn my software into hardware.

Girl you're so beautiful
That you turn my software into hardware

How to find if a software engineer likes from front or back?

Just ask if you're a frontend or backend XD

Are you an IT technician?

Cause you make my software go hardware

Hey, I’m not an IT expert

But I’m pretty sure my software just became hardwares

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Hey baby, we should merge our layers.

You turn my software into hardware

For the IT people out there

Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?

Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.