Top 50 Software Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Software pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

2. You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

3. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

4. If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

5. When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.

6. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

7. Hey babe, are you a software update?

   Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

8. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

9. Are you a software update?

   Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

10. Hey girl, how about you Ruzzle up some grub?

Funny software pickup lines

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Girl you're so beautiful

That you turn my software into hardware

Are you an IT technician?
Cause you make my software go hardware

Hey, I’m not an IT expert

But I’m pretty sure my software just became hardwares

Hey baby, we should merge our layers.

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

You turn my software into hardware

For the IT people out there

Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want
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> to install my own firmware
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> into your wetware

Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?

Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

Could I have your I.P.?

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

[me != me]. [me += you].