Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

Want to check out my website? It’s howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.

Nice to e-meet you.

I have Amazon Prime.

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection here.

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Are you tired? Because your sexy kiss has been running through the Internet and my mind all day.

You're just like my internet signal

You're a strong connection that used to go down on me

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection - stronger than the hotel's free internet!"

"Your smile is like a rainbow, turning this Israeli rainstorm into a beautiful day, even faster than my internet connection."

"Even a thunderstorm couldn't drown out my attraction to you, are you sure it's not you disrupting the internet?"

"If my internet was as quick as your smile, I'd never have any lag in my life."

"Is your smile made of pixels? Because it lights up my screen and brightens my day!"

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, but I might need a password!"

"Is your Wi-Fi connection faster than mine? Because I could use a speed boost from you."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection stronger than my internet during a Netflix binge."

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that I can't resist."

"This rain may be ruining your internet, but it's making you shine brighter than any Instagram filter ever could."

So, do you come out into the real world often?

"Girl, if you were an internet page, I'd never use AdBlock, 'cause each pop-up of yours deserves my full attention."

Let's see if you can s**... as hard as your Vine submissions.

"Like a melody, you play games sweetly, our love's ramen spiced; your teasing charms indeed complete me."

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's stronger than my internet speed right now."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a strong connection, even without an internet password!"

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Haha, sounds like a true survival challenge! Maybe you should upgrade from Elmwood Trail to the more intense Grandma's Wi-Fi Expedition quest!

"Babe, no amount of Israeli rain could dampen the spark I feel when we connect online."

If beauty could break the internet, you'd be trending worldwide. Can I get your wifi password?

If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I can't help but want to connect with you."

"Is it the rain in Israel or your smile that's causing a stronger connection than your Wi-Fi?"

Even with the internet challenges, chatting with you makes it all worthwhile. Your positivity shines through, no matter the distance.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

"I'd gladly weather any storm, just to keep your web of beauty from buffering in my heart."

"If we were both browsers, I’d never hit 'back' because you’re the best thing I’ve found online."

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection and I’d love to explore your bandwidth."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for online and in my heart."

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection every time we chat online."

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because you've downloaded my affections in less than 2 minutes!"

"Is your wi-fi faster than mine? Because I could definitely use a stronger connection with you."

"Heard you like punctuality? Well, I'm like a bad internet connection - always rushing to be there soon."

"I guess we're like internet speeds, you're the chill DSL and I'm the hyper-fast fiber. Together, we're unstoppable."

Is your wifi as fast as your smile? Because I'm definitely looking for a connection here.

They say good things come to those who wait. Luckily, I've got all night for you.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

Are you trying to break the internet with your beauty or just my heart with that outfit?

Don't worry, I'm sure you're killing it on that trail! Your resilience is admirable. If only I could join you and make it more fun!

Let's make like a slow internet connection and drag this out - I'm in no rush with you.

"Are you a Ferrari? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than internet trolls typing."

"Great! Looking forward to discovering our shared interests. What's one thing you couldn't live without, besides the internet?"

"Are you leaving Insta? Even the Internet can't handle your sweetness for too long."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because you're the only one I want to connect with right now.

"Did we just match in the digital world? Because I can’t help but vibe with your energy!"

"Is your internet as inconsistent as this Israeli rain? Because our connection feels way too electric to be just coincidence."

"Do you believe in love at first click, or should we refresh this conversation a few more times?"

"On the internet, everyone's single until someone like you comes along to change their status!"

"Do you believe in love at first click? Because my heart just double-tapped on your profile!"

"Do you believe in love at first scroll? Because I just swiped right on your heart!"

"Before you hit 'block,' remember, your beauty could stop traffic, and that includes the internet."

"Is it the rain in Israel or is your beauty just causing static in my heart?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. That's how stunning you are."

Wow, Kenya sounds amazing! Your adventurous spirit is so intriguing. I'd love to hear more about your travels.

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Ever considered trading those internet trolls for a prince charming? Maybe we could start by hanging out, just the two of us?"

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because just like teasing me, you've got my heart simmering with affection."

"Wow, your photo just broke the internet! I hope you have the backup ready... just in case it crashes from all that charm! 😄"

Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

"Upset about the rain ruining your internet? Darling, our connection would be electrifying even in the eye of an Israeli storm."

"Fair lady, your beauty outshines every meme, you're the cutest troll this side of the internet I've ever seen."

Elmwood trail sounds cool! Imagine how much more fun it’d be with someone as awesome as you by your side.

Are you trying to break the internet with that snap, or just my heart?

"Did my last message break the internet? Because I hope it’s not too busy to come back and chat! 🕵️‍♂️"

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's faster than my internet."

"Our connection is stronger than any WiFi, wanna hang out alone and let this goofy troll show you a good time?"

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Do you believe in love at first scroll, or should I refresh my profile?"

"Do you believe in love at first scroll, or should I post again?"

"Do you believe in love at first scroll, or should I keep swiping until I find you again?"

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm instantly connected to you, and you make everything faster and better.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, stronger than this airplane's inflight internet."

"Hey girl, are you Wi-Fi? 'Cause I'm really feeling a connection...even stronger than my internet's bandwidth!"

"Is it raining in Israel, or are you just a storm that's messing with my connection, making my heart miss a beat?"

Your video made my heart race faster than a high-speed internet connection.

"Is your name Ramen? Because even when things get hot, I can't help but want more of you."

"You've got me under your spell like a Harry Potter flick; how about we 'get it started' and create some magic?"

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

"My magic spell, from Potter's world, your laughter unfurls; let's get it started, my game-loving girl."

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because whenever I stream, it's your connection I'm raccoon-tantly thinking about."

"Ah, the 90s, the golden age of grunge and dial-up Internet! Any particular reason you'd hop in a time machine to that era?"

"Your stream might be scuffed because even the internet gets dazzled by your beauty."

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

"Are you a game of Quidditch? Because my heart's always chasing after you like a Golden Snitch."

Did you invent the internet? Because your mind is like Google - full of fascinating knowledge!

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

"Do you believe in love at first click, or should I send another message?"

Is your heart like my internet connection? Because every time I see you, it speeds up.

"Are you a rare meme? Because I've been searching the internet for someone as unique and unforgettable as you."

"Even the Israeli rain can't dampen the sparks I feel when I'm online with you."

"If my internet speed was as fast as your smile, I'd never have a dull moment online."

"Is your name Ramen? Because I'm soy into you, it's like music to my ears, just like our favorite Black Eyed Peas song."

"Your love for Harry Potter movies must have cast a spell on me, I can't stop thinking about you."

If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"Work was alright, but it's a lot brighter now that I'm chatting with you. How's the most captivating woman on the internet doing?"

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection between us right now."

Is your data fast? Because my connection with you is stronger than my internet.

Sounds like a nightmare! Why don't we ditch the Elmwood trail and do something more exciting instead? Let's make plans!

Haha, sounds like you need a rescue mission! How about I come over and save you from the dreadful Elmwood Trail? 😉

"Is it spicy ramen or just you turning up the heat? Let's play a game where the winner gets a taste."

"Do you believe in love at first scroll? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."