Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

Want to check out my website? It’s howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.

Nice to e-meet you.

I have Amazon Prime.

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection here.

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Are you tired? Because your sexy kiss has been running through the Internet and my mind all day.

You're just like my internet signal

You're a strong connection that used to go down on me

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection - stronger than the hotel's free internet!"

"Even a thunderstorm couldn't drown out my attraction to you, are you sure it's not you disrupting the internet?"

"In the vast kingdom of the web, I found a princess. Care to explore some real-life adventures together?"

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection stronger than my internet during a Netflix binge."

"Girl, if you were an internet page, I'd never use AdBlock, 'cause each pop-up of yours deserves my full attention."

So, do you come out into the real world often?

"This rain may be ruining your internet, but it's making you shine brighter than any Instagram filter ever could."

Let's see if you can s**... as hard as your Vine submissions.

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's stronger than my internet speed right now."

"Is it the rain in Israel or your smile that's causing a stronger connection than your Wi-Fi?"

"Babe, no amount of Israeli rain could dampen the spark I feel when we connect online."

"Is it the rain in Israel messing with your internet or just your beauty radiating too much signal?"

"Like a melody, you play games sweetly, our love's ramen spiced; your teasing charms indeed complete me."

"Heard you like punctuality? Well, I'm like a bad internet connection - always rushing to be there soon."

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because you've downloaded my affections in less than 2 minutes!"

"I'd gladly weather any storm, just to keep your web of beauty from buffering in my heart."

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

"Well, smooth is my middle name! What brings you to this corner of the internet?"

"Are you a Ferrari? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than internet trolls typing."

"I guess we're like internet speeds, you're the chill DSL and I'm the hyper-fast fiber. Together, we're unstoppable."

"Is your internet as inconsistent as this Israeli rain? Because our connection feels way too electric to be just coincidence."

"Are you leaving Insta? Even the Internet can't handle your sweetness for too long."

Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

"On the internet, everyone's single until someone like you comes along to change their status!"

"Before you hit 'block,' remember, your beauty could stop traffic, and that includes the internet."

"Is it the rain in Israel or is your beauty just causing static in my heart?"

"I'd debate it, but our combined perfection could be too powerful. We might break the internet!"

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because just like teasing me, you've got my heart simmering with affection."

"Ever considered trading those internet trolls for a prince charming? Maybe we could start by hanging out, just the two of us?"

Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

Are we 3rd connections on LinkedIn? I think we should get a little closer.

"Upset about the rain ruining your internet? Darling, our connection would be electrifying even in the eye of an Israeli storm."

"Fair lady, your beauty outshines every meme, you're the cutest troll this side of the internet I've ever seen."

"Our connection is stronger than any WiFi, wanna hang out alone and let this goofy troll show you a good time?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, stronger than this airplane's inflight internet."

"Hey girl, are you Wi-Fi? 'Cause I'm really feeling a connection...even stronger than my internet's bandwidth!"

"You've got me under your spell like a Harry Potter flick; how about we 'get it started' and create some magic?"

"Is it raining in Israel, or are you just a storm that's messing with my connection, making my heart miss a beat?"

"My magic spell, from Potter's world, your laughter unfurls; let's get it started, my game-loving girl."

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because whenever I stream, it's your connection I'm raccoon-tantly thinking about."