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Forget Google, check out my doodle!
You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.
Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.
Girl are you a Facebook status?

Cuz I like you.
Do you have hotmail?...Want one?
Can I get a login to your hotspot?

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Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

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Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

Want to check out my website? It’s howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.

Emojis can't describe the way I feel for you.

Nice to e-meet you.

I have Amazon Prime.

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

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Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.

You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection here.

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Are you tired? Because your sexy kiss has been running through the Internet and my mind all day.

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Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

You're just like my internet signal

You're a strong connection that used to go down on me

So, do you come out into the real world often?

Let's see if you can s**... as hard as your Vine submissions.

If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

Are we 3rd connections on LinkedIn? I think we should get a little closer.

Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

Hey girl, if you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.

The Internet is 4G

But my heart is 4U

I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.

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