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Top 23 Traffic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Traffic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a broken traffic light?

    Cause you keep giving mixed signals

  2. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  3. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  4. Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal

  5. It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

    So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

  6. Are you a traffic sign?

    Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

  7. You must be an accident

    Cuz you're a real traffic stopper

  8. Damn girl was your daddy a crossing guard?

    Cause you got a body that could stop traffic

  9. Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

    ... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

  10. Are you my steering wheel?

    Cause I wanna bang you every time there’s heavy traffic.

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Funny traffic pickup lines

Are you a traffic cone?
Cuz I wanna cum inside you

Hey girl, are you traffic laws?

Cause I wanna violate you.

I’m very concerned about traffic safety.

So tell me, did you look both ways before you crossed my mind?

Are you a traffic light?

Because my world stops for you ;)

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This is a funny Traffic pickup line!

Are you a traffic cone?

Cuz i want to put this dick inside you

Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

You totally spiked my traffic.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I'll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!