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Top 19 Traffic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Traffic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a broken traffic light?

    Cause you keep giving mixed signals

  2. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  3. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  4. Ohhh so is yuh ah di stop traffic gal

  5. Are you a traffic sign?

    Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

  6. You must be an accident

    Cuz you're a real traffic stopper

  7. Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

    ... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

  8. Are you my steering wheel?

    Cause I wanna kiss you every time there’s heavy traffic.

  9. Hey girl, are you traffic laws?

    Cause I wanna violate you.

  10. I’m very concerned about traffic safety.

    So tell me, did you look both ways before you crossed my mind?

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What is a Traffic pickup line?


Funny traffic pickup lines

Are you a traffic light?
Because my world stops for you ;)

Are you a traffic jam

Cause ima be in you for eva

Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

You totally spiked my traffic.

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This is a funny Traffic pickup line!

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I'll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.