Top 13 parking ticket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Parking Ticket chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

2. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

3. Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!

4. If you were a parking ticket...

   You’d have Fine written all over you.

5. Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

6. Are you a parking ticket?

   Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Corny.

7. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.
   
   ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

8. Are you a parking ticket?

   Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍️

9. Are you a parking ticket

   Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

10. Are you a parking ticket?

    As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you

Latest parking ticket chat up lines

Are you a parking ticket?
Cuz you've got fine written all over you

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I'll fight you in court in a year

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.