Top 10 Parking Ticket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Parking Ticket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

2. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

   Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

3. Are you a parking ticket?

   Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

4. Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

5. Are you a parking ticket?

   Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.

6. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

7. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

8. Are you a parking ticket

   Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

9. Are you a parking ticket?

   Because I'll fight you in court in a year

10. Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.