Top 14 Parking Ticket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Parking Ticket chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

2. Are you a parking ticket?

   Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

3. Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!

4. If you were a parking ticket...

   You’d have Fine written all over you.

5. Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

6. Are you a parking ticket?

   Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.

7. Are you a parking ticket?

   Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Corny.

8. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

   Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.
   
   ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

9. Are you a parking ticket?

   Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍️

10. Are you a parking ticket

    Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

Funny parking ticket pickup lines

Are you a parking ticket?
Because I'll fight you in court in a year

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you

Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.