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Top 16 Parking Ticket Pick Up lines

Are you a parking ticket officer, or you have a girlfriend or boyfriend who is a parking ticket officer? Use these pick up lines to help you get into the good side of your loved one. Flirt and impress with these parking ticket related pick up lines. These pick up lines feature common parking tickets including no parking, expired meter, and parking in handicap space. Take advantage of these cheesy and funny pick up lines to help you score with your parking ticket officer!

  1. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  2. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

    Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  3. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  4. Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

  5. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cuz you are fine

  6. Girl, are you red zone? Because no parking ticket is going to stop me tonight.

  7. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

  8. Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

    Cuz I want to tear you up and forget you ever existed.

  9. Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

  10. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.


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What is a Parking Ticket pickup line?

Working parking ticket pickup lines

Are you a parking ticket
Because i would be fined to meet you

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

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This is a funny Parking Ticket pickup line!

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.