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Top 31 View Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty View pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy View conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. This should work

    Me: there are three views, front view, back view
    Her: whats the third one?
    Me: I loview

  2. I’m not a landscape photographer but I’m sure you’d make any view better.

  3. Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

  4. The only room with a view is a room with you in it.

  5. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  6. You will always be my room with a view.

  7. Are you a mountain?

    Because when i’m on top of you, I see a very beautiful view 🥴

  8. Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

    You want to be on top to change my view?

  9. But darling, is it a room with a view?

  10. Are you a National Park?

    Cuz I’d like to keep you pristine and admire your views

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Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

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My face moonlights as a chair because my dad said it’s better to be useful than pretty.

I feel like this one is potentially gold, but it doesn’t quite fit right. Suggestions? Is it garbage? Male, female and everything in between points of view are appreciated.

I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?

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Roses are red my eyes are glued all it took was one look of u

And my eyes got lost at the view

Hey babe, I'd take this guy's corpse out of me and let you have a front-row seat view from inside me.

I love the view but the "the" is silent.

I don't know how many of your are getting this in the first read but what I did there was I said I love the you and later said the "the" in the sentence is silent. Essential I'm asking the person to read the sentence without "the".

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Your body is a temple.

But viewing it from the outside is only half the fun. May I explore the interior?


Hey there...

So what’s your view on the death penalty?

If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back

Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.

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Working View tinder opener

Would thoust be interested in viewing mine buttshaft?

Nice view from down here!

I'm into Tantra which views the woman as an aspect of your own infinite self.

The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?

What's your theological world view?”

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.