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Top 14 Monday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Monday chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  2. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  3. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  4. Are you Monday

    Because I just want to eat your lasagna

  5. This year Ramadan falls on a Monday

    but I fall for you everyday.

  6. Hey, are you Monday?

    Coz you ruin my weekend.

  7. Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

  8. Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

  9. Happy Mature Monday!

  10. Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

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Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

Without you everyday is Monday.

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.