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65 Monday Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 65 monday pick up lines for her and flirty monday rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about monday that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your monday rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny monday pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty monday joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Monday Rizz

A good Monday pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl were you born on Monday?

    Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

  2. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  3. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  4. Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

  5. "Your beauty outshines the Christchurch Cathedral, let's date before I depart in December 2023."

  6. "Forget the Monday blues, your eyes hold a week's worth of beautiful hues."

Short and cute monday pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about monday are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Is your name Monday? Because even though everybody hates you, I'm finding myself surprisingly attracted to you."

"Darling, in this miserable world full of Mondays, you're my feel-good Friday with an extra sprinkle of pizza!"

"Your allure is so captivating, even a trip to Australia can't keep me away - want to explore it together?"

"Ha, busted! Okay, let's play 'Two Truths and a Lie'. I'll start: I'm a secret agent, I like pineapple on pizza, and I hate Mondays."

"Well, let's say I'm as serious as a cup of coffee on a Monday morning..."

"Our dates might be as rare as my trips to Australia, but each one would be as memorable as Christmas."

"You're more captivating than my journey, would you mind if we explore each other's hearts instead?"

Cheesy monday Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Is your name Monday? Because even though everyone dislikes it, I'm strangely attracted to you."

"I might be away in December 2023, but nothing compares to the gift of your presence; will you date me?"

"If falling for me was a subject, would you be striving for an A or avoiding class like it's Monday morning?"

"I've been told I could pull anything, but the only thing I want to pull is you... into my life this Monday."

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sun, how about a date when I return from my December travels?”

"Your charm outshines all the cities I've visited, will you make my December brighter by being my date?"

"Your beauty eclipses even the breathtaking sights in Christchurch, would you be my date?"

Funny monday Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Monday conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Even my travels to Australia can't match the adventure of knowing you, let's start our journey before Christmas 2023, shall we?"

"Forget coffee, your smile is the only perk I need on this dreadful Monday morning."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, but come December 2023, they'll have to compete with Christchurch's skyline."

"Your beauty outshines even the starlit skies of Christchurch, may I take you on a date before my journey?"

"Just like my trip to Australia, finding someone as captivating as you is an adventure I'd love to embark on."

"Are you a map? Because even when I'm in Christchurch or Australia, I find my way back to you."

"I may be away in Christchurch, but I'd travel the world to spend a moment with your beauty."

"I'll be in Christchurch and Australia, but your smile is the only sight I want to see."

"Monday's may be grey, but your smile lights up my every day."


"Is your name SCP-999? Because your smile is the only thing that can cure my Monday blues."

"They say I can pull anything off, so how about we test it? Your Monday just got booked with a surprise date."

"Guilty as charged! How about discussing our imaginary superpowers? Mine would be making coffee appear out of thin air every Monday morning!"

Clever monday Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Monday hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"The weekend's as clingy as a panda to a bamboo stick. But hey, Mondays are just undercover Fridays, right?"

"I've got a knack for pulling success, but on Monday, I'd rather pull you closer for an unforgettable evening."

"Are you Monday morning? Because I can't seem to start my week without you waking me up with a smile."

"You're so beautiful, even my frequent travels can't keep me away. Will you be my journey's sweetest destination?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, fancy a trip there with me in December 2023?"

"Are you a cup of coffee? Because you've just turned my dreadful Monday morning into an absolute delight."

"Your beauty outshines Christchurch's sunrise, miss. Fancy exploring the rest of 2023 together?"

"Your beauty is as stunning as Christchurch in spring, care to be my travel memories before I leave this December?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, can I share that view with you when I return?"

"Just like my journey to Australia, falling for you is an adventure I'd love to embark on before Christmas 2023."

This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?

"Your smile is more inviting than a sunny day in Auckland; mind sharing it with me until my trip in 2023?"

Smooth monday Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Monday pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Before I jet off to Australia, could I steal a date with Auckland's most stunning treasure?"

"Your beauty surpasses all the wonders I'll see in Christchurch, can we date before I take off in December 2023?"

"They say I've got a knack for pulling off miracles, so how about we make Monday extraordinary and start it together?"

"Gorgeous, your smile is my favourite journey. Mind if I return from Australia to it after Christmas?"

"Your beauty shines brighter than the summer sun in Christchurch, can I be lucky enough to bask in it when I return?"

"You're so enchanting, I'd gladly trade my trip to Australia just to spend Christmas with you."

"Are you Monday? Because you've got the power to turn my blues into a rainbow."

Well, when Monday comes, she's Tuesday When Tuesday comes, she's Wednesday Into another day again her personality unwinds just like a ball of twine.

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

Are you Monday

Because I just want to eat your lasagna

This year Ramadan falls on a Monday

but I fall for you everyday.

Hey, are you Monday?

Coz you ruin my weekend.

Flirty monday Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Monday pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

Happy Mature Monday!

Without you everyday is Monday.

You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Monday love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Monday chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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