"You light up my week like a Friday night in a sea of Mondays."

Are you made of Monday? Because girl, you're dragging me through the week with those good looks!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again right before your Monday test?"

If Mondays were more like you, I'd look forward to the start of the week every time.

"Are you a test? Because I’d study all night just to impress you... and maybe ace that exam too!"

"Forget the Monday blues, your eyes hold a week's worth of beautiful hues."

Are you a Monday? Because you just made my week infinitely more exciting and enticing.

"Darling, in this miserable world full of Mondays, you're my feel-good Friday with an extra sprinkle of pizza!"

Even on Monday blues, your grace steals the show, turning the mundane into a captivating glow.

"Definitely! If I was running for office, my platform would be 'More naps, less Mondays'. What’s your campaign promise?"

"Ha, busted! Okay, let's play 'Two Truths and a Lie'. I'll start: I'm a secret agent, I like pineapple on pizza, and I hate Mondays."

Roses are red, violets are blue, but your smile on a Monday is the best view.

On this dull Monday, your smile shines so bright, like a ray of sunshine on a stormy night.

Is your name Monday? Because I can't wait to spend all day with you.

"Our dates might be as rare as my trips to Australia, but each one would be as memorable as Christmas."

Did you just come from Monday? Because you're the only thing making this day bearable.

"Well, let's say I'm as serious as a cup of coffee on a Monday morning..."

On Monday, may her playful punch be gentle, for your smile sparkles brighter than the sun's mantle.

"If Sunday evenings look this good on you, I can't wait to see what Monday mornings bring."

"You're more captivating than my journey, would you mind if we explore each other's hearts instead?"

When she hits you on Monday, I hope it's with Cupid's bow, for your charm is contagious and shows.

"Is your name Monday? Because even though everyone dislikes it, I'm strangely attracted to you."

Like a ray of sunshine on a gloomy day, your presence makes Mondays less gray.

"I hear studying together boosts grades—how about I bring the snacks and you bring that brilliant smile?"

"I might be away in December 2023, but nothing compares to the gift of your presence; will you date me?"

"I've been told I could pull anything, but the only thing I want to pull is you... into my life this Monday."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again before your test?"

"If falling for me was a subject, would you be striving for an A or avoiding class like it's Monday morning?"

"If I were a textbook, I'd want you to read me all night—studying together sounds perfect!"

"Excuse me, miss, but your beauty outshines Christchurch's views; would you brighten my journey until December 2023?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sun, how about a date when I return from my December travels?”

If a punch from you is what I'll receive on Monday, I'd gladly take it every day.

"Your charm outshines all the cities I've visited, will you make my December brighter by being my date?"

"If your brain is as beautiful as you are, that test doesn’t stand a chance!"

"Even my travels to Australia can't match the adventure of knowing you, let's start our journey before Christmas 2023, shall we?"

"Well, if you ever decide to run, I’ll be your hype man! Just promise me the first decree will be mandatory pizza Mondays."

"Forget coffee, your smile is the only perk I need on this dreadful Monday morning."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, but come December 2023, they'll have to compete with Christchurch's skyline."

"Your beauty outshines even the starlit skies of Christchurch, may I take you on a date before my journey?"

Are you a Monday? Because you make even the dullest day brighter with your smile.

Haha, well, I can grant the wish of never having to deal with a Monday morning ever again! Wouldn't that be nice? 😜

"Just like my trip to Australia, finding someone as captivating as you is an adventure I'd love to embark on."

"I may be away in Christchurch, but I'd travel the world to spend a moment with your beauty."

"Are you a map? Because even when I'm in Christchurch or Australia, I find my way back to you."

Your fierce strike on Monday can't measure up to your beauty, my heart takes a hit every time I see.

"I'll be in Christchurch and Australia, but your smile is the only sight I want to see."

"Monday's may be grey, but your smile lights up my every day."

"Is your name SCP-999? Because your smile is the only thing that can cure my Monday blues."

"That Sunday evening glow looks even better with you in it. Can I be your Monday morning motivation?"

Are you a Monday? Because you make me forget all about the blues with that smile.

"Guilty as charged! How about discussing our imaginary superpowers? Mine would be making coffee appear out of thin air every Monday morning!"

Are you a ray of sunshine? Because you've brightened up my Monday blues.

"Do you need a study buddy? I promise to make the time more enjoyable—just like you make my day!"

"Do you need a study buddy? I’d love to help, especially if it means spending time with someone as brilliant as you!"

"Are you a study guide? Because I can't focus on anything else with you in the room!"

"The weekend's as clingy as a panda to a bamboo stick. But hey, Mondays are just undercover Fridays, right?"

Good luck! Just remember, if the cold wins the battle, you can always blame it on daylight savings time.

"With your mind so sharp and your heart so true, I’m sure Monday's test will bow to you!"

Thanks! I guess my secret talent is making my plants listen to me complain about Mondays. They’re great listeners, though!

"Are you Monday morning? Because I can't seem to start my week without you waking me up with a smile."

"I've got a knack for pulling success, but on Monday, I'd rather pull you closer for an unforgettable evening."

"Are you studying for a test? Because you’re making my heart race like it’s exam day!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're definitely making my Monday brighter.

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, fancy a trip there with me in December 2023?"

"You're so beautiful, even my frequent travels can't keep me away. Will you be my journey's sweetest destination?"

"Are you a cup of coffee? Because you've just turned my dreadful Monday morning into an absolute delight."

You in blue... I'm feeling some serious Monday blues. Let's brighten the day together.

"If you need a study partner, I'm great at making revisions... and maybe a few distractions too."

"Your beauty outshines Christchurch's sunrise, miss. Fancy exploring the rest of 2023 together?"

"I hear you’re prepping for Monday—mind if I help you with some 'hands-on' study techniques?"

"If every Sunday evening looks as good as you, then I can't wait for Monday mornings."

"Just like my journey to Australia, falling for you is an adventure I'd love to embark on before Christmas 2023."

This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, can I share that view with you when I return?"

Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my case of the Mondays with your smile.

"Your beauty is as stunning as Christchurch in spring, care to be my travel memories before I leave this December?"

"In the realm of knowledge, you shine so bright, ace that test, and let’s celebrate tonight!"

"Your beauty surpasses all the wonders I'll see in Christchurch, can we date before I take off in December 2023?"

"Are you a nurse? Because you just cured my Monday blues with that smile of yours."

"Your smile is more inviting than a sunny day in Auckland; mind sharing it with me until my trip in 2023?"

"Gorgeous, your smile is my favourite journey. Mind if I return from Australia to it after Christmas?"

"They say I've got a knack for pulling off miracles, so how about we make Monday extraordinary and start it together?"

"You're so enchanting, I'd gladly trade my trip to Australia just to spend Christmas with you."

"Your beauty shines brighter than the summer sun in Christchurch, can I be lucky enough to bask in it when I return?"

Are you a Monday? Because you just made my week a whole lot better.

If Monday was a race, you'd be the first place trophy for making it bearable.

"Are you Monday? Because you've got the power to turn my blues into a rainbow."

"Are you studying for your test? Because you’ve already aced my heart with that smile!"

Are you a Monday? Because you make me dread the weekend ending.

Well, when Monday comes, she's Tuesday When Tuesday comes, she's Wednesday Into another day again her personality unwinds just like a ball of twine.

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

This year Ramadan falls on a Monday

but I fall for you everyday.

Hey, are you Monday?

Coz you ruin my weekend.

Are you Monday

Because I just want to eat your lasagna

Without you everyday is Monday.

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

Happy Mature Monday!