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17 Monday Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Monday rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about monday, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Monday Pickup Lines

A good Monday hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl were you born on Monday?

    Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

  2. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  3. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  4. Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

  5. This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

    I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?

  6. Well, when Monday comes, she's Tuesday When Tuesday comes, she's Wednesday Into another day again her personality unwinds just like a ball of twine.

Short and cute monday pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about monday are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

Are you Monday

Because I just want to eat your lasagna

This year Ramadan falls on a Monday

but I fall for you everyday.

Hey, are you Monday?

Coz you ruin my weekend.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

Without you everyday is Monday.

You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

Cheesy monday Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Monday love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Monday chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.