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Top 50 Brown Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brown pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my coffee like I like my women

    Strong, sweet, and brown\~

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    >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  2. Once you go brown, you'll always be down.

  3. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

  4. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

  5. Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

  6. You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?

  7. You're brown, I'm brown

    Let's make some brownies

  8. You are honey , babygirl.

    Sweet, thick, brown and shiny

  9. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

  10. Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

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My heart does a little Snoopy dance every time I see you.

Yoo Girl You Look So Hot You Can Call Me...

Chris Brown Cause Ima Beat The Shit Out Of You

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

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This is a funny Brown pickup line!

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes.

Once you go brown

U ain’t ever gonna frown bby

I would endure a Dan Brown novel, if that’s what it took to win your heart.

Need one for a girl named Surina please

Bio is “Are you down with the brown?”

Roses are red

Shit is brown
I'll make you cum so hard, we'll both drown

I am gonna make u see the most beautifull of all the stars..

Call me chris brown cause i am gonna beat the shit out of you

I love the Chevron on your yellow shirt.

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Working Brown tinder opener

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

I think I've discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. (Charles Schulz)

I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens. (Charlie Brown)

If you are Snoopy, I want to your Woodstock.

Is your name Schroeder? Because my love for you is unrequited love. (Lucy)

It's not a Woodstock in my pocket.

Keep looking up... that's the secret of life... (Snoopy)

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. (Linus)

My heart does a little Snoopy dance everytime I see you.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)