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Top 50 Banana Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Banana chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you Garreth Bale?

    Because you make me go bananas.

  2. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  3. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  4. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

  5. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

  6. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

  7. Hey girl, do you like bananas?

    Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  8. I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

  9. Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

    But you make my banana cream.

  10. Hey girl, are you a banana?

    'Cause you look very a-peeling.

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Funny banana pickup lines

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...
Would you fall for me?

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

Are you a banana?

Because I find you appealing...
Corny

Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

I don't know much about pie...

But damn, you make my banana cream.

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

I don't know much about pies

But you sure make my banana cream

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

Are you a banana?

Cause damn you're curvy;)

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Do you work at a pie shop?

Cause you make my Banana Cream

Are you saitama?

Because you'll love my banana

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider

I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

Are you a Banana?

Cuz you're my ripe type :D

Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!

If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.

Time to whip out my banana.

Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)