Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.

Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.

Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

Baby I badly wanted to be the drizzle to your banana and strawberries.

If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.

You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.

I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?

What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana

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I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.

Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.

Did we just become the perfect parfait? Because you're sweeter than honey and I'm bananas about you!

You must be a temptress in disguise, the way you handle that banana is seductive.

Want to spoon over some ice cream and split a banana split? It's a sundae kind of love!

You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

"Yotam Shayo, are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing that's driving me crazy about you."

You’re amazing, let’s never split!

"Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is driving me bananas; it’s surely not just monkey business!"

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself peeling my attention away from everything else just to monkey around with you."

"Watching you eat that banana is making me crave something else...your lips on mine."

"Are we in a fantasy world? Because meeting you feels like finding the golden banana in a jungle!"

"You must be my banana pancake because you're sweet, stacked, and making my mornings incredibly delightful."

"Are you a minion? Because just one glance at you makes me want to go bananas!"

Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

Are you a banana? Because you're appealing in all the right ways.

"I made banana pancakes, but they're missing something sweet... How about adding your lips as the cherry on top?"

"Just like a banana peel, your beauty is real, it slips into my heart and makes it rapidly reel."

"Are you a magician Ananya? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears in the banana-ya."

Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

You must be the top banana here.

"Are you a big dick banana? Because you’re peeling away my heart with every smile!"

"Are you an exhibit? Because every time I look at you, I can't help but admire your beauty."

Want to play fruity? In this game I will pop up your cherry with my banana.

"Every time I see you, I go bananas - just like how you do over your favorite fruit, darling."

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling and I want to split you open.

"Your smile is even sweeter than these banana pancakes. How about we turn breakfast into an all-day event?"

"Just like these banana pancakes, our chemistry could be another recipe for perfection."

Are you a banana? Because you make my heart split with happiness.

"Are you a banana, Annah? Cause I find you a-peeling and it's driving me bananas!"

"Excuse me, but is that a monkey chasing you, or is your beauty simply driving me bananas?"

"Is your name Banana? Because you're un-peel-ievably appealing and I can't seem to split away from you!"

Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.

"Is your name Banana? Because you have great appeal that makes me slip head over heels for you."

Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing and can't help but go bananas over you."

"Indeed, I'm a 'peeling' mystery like a banana. Do you fancy an adventurous journey of discovery?"

"Your smile is as sweet as my banana pancakes, how about we add some syrup and spice things up?"

"Like the perfect banana pancake, your beauty flips my world upside down and leaves me wanting more."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a banana costume?"

"I made banana pancakes this morning, but they weren't half as appealing as your smile."

"Did you make these banana pancakes? Because they're as sweet and delectably irresistible as you."

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

"Is your name Pancake? Because I find myself going bananas over the thought of starting my day with you."

"Just like my special banana pancakes, you're irresistibly delicious and I can't get enough."

"Baby, are you a monkey? Because I go bananas whenever I see you."

"Hey, gorgeous, I made us banana pancakes. Would you add spice to my morning by sharing them in bed?"

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

"Are you a banana in Monkey Raft? Because you just made my heart go ape! 🐒🍌"

"Just like my banana pancakes, you've got all the right ingredients- stunningly sweet and irresistibly hot!"

Are you a banana? Because I find you very a-peeling, just like my love for monkeys.

"Hey Aria, are you the national fruit of Bangladesh? Because you've got me going bananas!"

"Did you know you're like my favorite banana? Absolutely irresistible and perfectly sweet."

"Are you a banana pancake? Because you're turning my morning into something deliciously unforgettable."

"Are you a banana? Because I'm going bananas trying to come up with a pick-up line that's as sweet as you."

Are you a banana?

Because I find you appealing...
Corny

"Are you a baby gorilla? Because you've got me going bananas over your adorable charm."

"Well, I'm more of an Aladdin, minus the monkey sidekick. Too many bananas and not enough room for a magic carpet."

"Are you a red banana? Because my monkey-heart goes bananas every time I see your loyal, fiery charm!"

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. And me? I'd be your ever-peeling banana."

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling and appealing! Just like Fortnite at snack time.

Random paragraphs? My life is basically a novel with plot twists, awkward moments, and the occasional rogue banana peel. What’s your literary genre?

"Are you a banana? Because I find your blonde hair appealing, and I’m just here for the potassium!"

"Just like a monkey chases bananas, I find myself naturally drawn to your captivating charm."

"Is your name Banana? Because you’re the sweetest fantasy I’ve ever dreamed of."

"I must be a love-struck monkey, because my heart is going bananas every time it chases after you."

"I can't wait to see your ingenious skills in eating that banana, you could make anything look sexy."

"These banana pancakes are delicious, but I bet they'd taste even better eaten off your gorgeous curves."

"Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling and my monkey instincts can't resist."

"Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling and I can't help but slip into your charm."

"Are you a banana? Because I find your blonde hair absolutely peel-ing!"

Are you made of peanut butter and banana? Because you're all shook up, just like Elvis!

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely bananas for Yotam Shayo, the charming monkey girl."

If I were a monkey, I'd never let you go bananas without me by your side.

"Are you a banana tree? Because this playful monkey is going bananas over your captivating beauty."

"Do you like bananas? Because I'm going bananas over you!"

Are you a pro at handling bananas? Because you make it look so irresistible and seductive.

"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because you're as adorable as a monkey and bananas don't compare to your appeal!"

Who knew the key to your heart was through the produce section? Next time I'm shopping, I'll be sure to grab some extra bananas for good luck! 🍌

"Is your name Banana? Because you're so appealing, I can't help but slip for you."

"Your smile's so sweet, like a banana under the summer heat, can I be the monkey to make your life complete?"

"Do you like banana pancakes? Because I'd love to wake you up with my recipe... and more dessert in bed."

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel

You must be a banana, because I can't stop imagining peeling you away layer by layer.

Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

"Do you like yellow? Because I must be a banana shark—a-peeling and ready to make you smile!"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling and, being tall, I've got no trouble reaching the top shelf."

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. And I'm bananas for you."

"Are you a banana? Because I'm that monkey who simply can't stop chasing your irresistible sweetness."

Are you a banana peel? Because every time I see you, I can't help but fall for you.

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

"Your smile is sweeter than my banana pancakes, care to add some syrup to my morning?"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling first thing in the morning."

"Just say 'banana' and watch the conversation take a fruity turn. Who doesn’t love a good potassium joke? 🍌"

"I must be bananas, because every time I see you, my heart starts monkeying around!"

"Do you have a Banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and it's driving me bananas!"