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Top 50 Banana Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Banana pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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  2. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  3. Are you Garreth Bale?

    Because you make me go bananas.

  4. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  5. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  6. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

  7. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

  8. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

  9. Hey girl, do you like bananas?

    Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  10. I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

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What is a Banana pickup line?

Funny banana pickup lines

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...
But you make my banana cream.

Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

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This is a funny Banana pickup line!

Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

Because you are fucking disgusting.

Are you a banana?

Because I find you appealing...
Corny

Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

I don't know much about pie...

But damn, you make my banana cream.

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

I don't know much about pies

But you sure make my banana cream

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

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Working Banana tinder opener

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

Are you a banana

Cuz I’d peel your skin off

Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.

Hey girl are you a banana?

Cause I wanna strip you down and eat you up.

Are you a banana?

Cause damn you're curvy;)

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Do you work at a pie shop?

Cause you make my Banana Cream

Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.