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Top 50 Banana Pick Up lines

Do you love banana or see a girl or guy eating a banana at a grocery store? Use these funny and cheesy banana pick up lines to help you flirt. Are you a banana or do you want to be a banana. These best pick up lines with banana will help you impress and break the ice!

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

  2. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  3. Tell me you're a banana

    Cause I find you a peeling !

  4. Are you Garreth Bale?

    Because you make me go bananas.

  5. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  6. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

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What is a Banana pickup line?

Working short banana pickup lines to impress a girl

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.

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This is a funny Banana pickup line!

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

Girl, I am the ripe one for you.

Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.

banana Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.

Babe, you are making me go bananas.

Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

Baby I badly wanted to be the drizzle to your banana and strawberries.

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Working Banana tinder opener

If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

banana Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?

Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.

What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

banana Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana


I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.

Is it true that you are a banana since you’re awesome at the splits?

Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.

Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

You’re amazing, let’s never split!

You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.

Smooth and dirty Banana pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Banana conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Banana phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.