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Top 50 Banana Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Banana chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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  2. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  3. Are you Garreth Bale?

    Because you make me go bananas.

  4. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  5. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  6. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

  7. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

  8. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

  9. Hey girl, do you like bananas?

    Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  10. I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

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What is a Banana pickup line?

Funny banana pickup lines

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...
But you make my banana cream.

Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

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This is a funny Banana pickup line!

Are you a banana?

Because I find you appealing...
Corny

I don't know much about pie...
But damn, you make my banana cream.

Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

I don't know much about pies

But you sure make my banana cream

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

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Working Banana tinder opener

Hey girl are you a banana?

Cause I wanna strip you down and eat you up.

Are you a banana?

Cause damn you're curvy;)

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Do you work at a pie shop?

Cause you make my Banana Cream

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.

Are you saitama?

Because you'll love my banana

I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana

Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.