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Top 50 Banana Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Banana pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Banana conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

  2. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  3. Tell me you're a banana

    Cause I find you a peeling !

  4. Are you Garreth Bale?

    Because you make me go bananas.

  5. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  6. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  7. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

  8. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

  9. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

  10. Hey girl, do you like bananas?

    Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Funny banana pickup lines

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana


Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

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This is a funny Banana pickup line!

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

Are you a banana?
Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

Are you a banana?

Because I find you appealing...

Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

I don't know much about pies

But you sure make my banana cream

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Working Banana tinder opener

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

Baby don't you know that you are hard as fuck on the inside

Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time

Are you a banana

Cuz I’d peel your skin off

Hey girl are you a banana?

Cause I wanna strip you down and eat you up.

Are you my favorite fruit? Because you're the apple of my eye


- I think we'd make a great pear
- you drive me bananas

You a banana?

Cause I wanna peel your skin off and eat your insides

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Can I put my banana in your Nutella hole

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Are you a banana?

Because you look appealing!