Top 14 Lime Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.
Here's a "pickup lime" for you.
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Roses are red, sour is the lime
Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime. -
Are you a Bud Light Lime?
Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.
Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.
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Will you be the lime water to my c02
Cause i wanna produce white precipitate in you
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I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.
He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.
He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.” -
Give me your hand...
Puts lime in her hand.
She looks confused.
“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”
She laughs.
“That was my pick up lime.”
Funny lime pickup lines
A pickup lime for Anaya
Got a match on tinder today. Her name's Ananya.
This is her timder bio -
"I was an atheist until I realized that I was God!!"
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
Can you afford a dozen lemons?
If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".
How many words can you make out of the word “smile”? (I, Me, I’m, Lie, Mile, Lime, Slime)