Top 50 Rose Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rose pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

   The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

2. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

4. Roses are red i know your fourteen

   But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

5. Roses are red, you're so great...

   Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

6. Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

   I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch

7. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

8. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

9. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

   Today's my cake day we should make it a date

10. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

    Poetry's hard but so am I

Funny rose pickup lines

Roses are red, whales are grey
Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

Roses are red, and very famous

Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus

Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

Rose's are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet,
I bet that pussy is too.

Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.

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Roses are red, violets kinda suck

I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

Roses are red

So come to my bed

Roses are red, my face is too...

That only happens when I am with you.

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Roses are red, wither roses are black

I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you