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Top 50 Death Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Death chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you death?

    Because I hope you come for me soon

  2. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  3. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.

  4. Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

  5. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

  6. I'm a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must made my Blood Boil in awe.

  7. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  8. Are you a tribute? Cuz you been running through my arena of death all day.

  9. If I had access to the death star...

    The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

  10. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

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What is a Death pickup line?

Funny death pickup lines

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner
So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.

Are you death because im so EMO?

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.

If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

If being beautiful was a crime...
You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.

Girl, I'm gonna show you what "one thousand years of death" is all about.

Are you death?

Because I hope you'll take me with you

Hey girl, are you death?

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!

Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...

Baby are you death

Because I'm afraid right now

I will beat you to death

Look at my cock

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

Boy, are you Nazi?

Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.

Ok then kind sir

If I were a felony you’d be on death row.

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

Finals week might be the death of me

Might as well go out with a bang

Are you the goddess of death?

Cause you're Hela fine.

Are you the Death Star...

Cuz I wanna hit your exuast port

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.