50 Death Pick Up lines

Use these funny and cheesy death pick up lines to help you pick up men or women at a funeral or graveyard. These death related pick up lines are perfect for Halloween or Dia De Los Muertos. Please note that these pick up lines are funny and flirty, they are not meant to be too morbid or too sad.

Best Working Death Pickup Lines

A good Death hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a death certificate?

Because I’d die to have you
Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon
You have a killer body

And here I am with a death wish.
Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.
Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.
Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

Short and cute death pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about death are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must made my Blood Boil in awe.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Are you a death note?

Cause you made my ️

Hey girl are you the death star?

Because I wanna shoot my photon torpedo into your thermal exhaust port

There Are Fates Worse Than Death! Life without you.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

Did you know the French say o**... are like little death stars?

Cheesy death Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

Are you Death?

Because I want you to take me.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Not even death can save you from me.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Are u tryna suffocate me to death?

Coz ur beauty is breathtaking

Corny death Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Death conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.

I’m a lot like The Death Star

Because I could destroy Uranus

Are you my grandmother burning herself to death?

Cause you light up my world.

Are you death because im so EMO?

Damn girl are you death ???
Cause i can’t stop thinking about you.

A night with me will be the Death to your Purity.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

If being beautiful was a crime

You would be on death row

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.

If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

Are you on death row?

Because I want to give you a lethal injection

A good death Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Death hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Are you Death?

Because I think about you all the time :)

I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.

Girl, I'm gonna show you what "one thousand years of death" is all about.

Are you death?

Because I hope you'll take me with you

Hey girl, are you death?

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!

Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...

Its more of an acting schtick but

*argue with friend about what happens after death*

"Hey you look like you'd know this! What's the afterlife like?"

Them: "idk"

"Oh really? I could've sworn you were from heaven"

Baby are you death

Because I'm afraid right now

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

Hey Baby are you Death?

Because I hope you come for me soon.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Death love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Death chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.