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Use these funny and cheesy death pick up lines to help you pick up men or women at a funeral or graveyard. These death related pick up lines are perfect for Halloween or Dia De Los Muertos. Please note that these pick up lines are funny and flirty, they are not meant to be too morbid or too sad.

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A good Death pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a death certificate?

    Because I’d die to have you

  2. Hey girl, are you death?

    Because I hope you come for me soon

  3. You have a killer body

    And here I am with a death wish.

  4. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.

  5. Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

  6. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

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What is a good Death pickup line?

Here are 78 death pick up lines for her and flirty death rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your death rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny death pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty death joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute death pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about death are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must made my Blood Boil in awe.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Are you a death note?

Cause you made my ️

Hey girl are you the death star?

Because I wanna shoot my photon torpedo into your thermal exhaust port

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Smooth Death pickup line

There Are Fates Worse Than Death! Life without you.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

Did you know the French say o**... are like little death stars?


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I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

Are you Death?

Because I want you to take me.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Not even death can save you from me.


I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

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Working Death tinder opener

Are u tryna suffocate me to death?

Coz ur beauty is breathtaking

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Funny death Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Death conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.

I’m a lot like The Death Star

Because I could destroy Uranus

Are you my grandmother burning herself to death?

Cause you light up my world.

Are you death because im so EMO?

Damn girl are you death ???
Cause i can’t stop thinking about you.

A night with me will be the Death to your Purity.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

If being beautiful was a crime

You would be on death row

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.


If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

Are you on death row?

Because I want to give you a lethal injection

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Clever death Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Death hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Are you Death?

Because I think about you all the time :)

I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.

Girl, I'm gonna show you what "one thousand years of death" is all about.

Are you death?

Because I hope you'll take me with you

Hey girl, are you death?

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!

Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...


Its more of an acting schtick but

*argue with friend about what happens after death*

"Hey you look like you'd know this! What's the afterlife like?"

Them: "idk"

"Oh really? I could've sworn you were from heaven"

Baby are you death

Because I'm afraid right now

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)

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Smooth death Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Death pickup lines make her give you her number.

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

Hey Baby are you Death?

Because I hope you come for me soon.

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

Are you the Death Star...
Cuz I wanna hit your exuast port

Finals week might be the death of me

Might as well go out with a bang

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

Ok then kind sir

If I were a felony you’d be on death row.


Did it hurt?

When Jeffery Epstein was choked to death.

Are you the goddess of death?

Cause you're Hela fine.

Hey babe do you want a Death Cab?

Cuz you're a cutie.

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Flirty death Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Death pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey, do you need a Death Cab?

Cuz you're a cutie.

Ummm

Hey there...

So what’s your view on the death penalty?

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

I'd like to love you until un-death do us part.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstin)

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.


I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

Give me your panties or give me death.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

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You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)

I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

My K/D ratio is flawless, but I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

Are you a tribute? Because you've been running through my arena of death all day.

I'm sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you - you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Death love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Death chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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