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Top 50 Death Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Death pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a death certificate?

    Because I’d die to have you

  2. Hey girl, are you death?

    Because I hope you come for me soon

  3. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  4. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.

  5. Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

  6. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

  7. I'm a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must made my Blood Boil in awe.

  8. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  9. Are you a tribute? Cuz you been running through my arena of death all day.

  10. If I had access to the death star...

    The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

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Funny death pickup lines

Hey baby, are from Heaven?
Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Are u tryna suffocate me to death?

Coz ur beauty is breathtaking

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.

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Are you my grandmother burning herself to death?

Cause you light up my world.

Are you death because im so EMO?

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

A night with me will be the Death to your Purity.

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.

If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

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Working Death tinder opener

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Are you Death?

Because I think about you all the time :)

I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.

Girl, I'm gonna show you what "one thousand years of death" is all about.

Are you death?

Because I hope you'll take me with you

Hey girl, are you death?

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!

Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...

Baby are you death

Because I'm afraid right now

I will beat you to death

Look at my cock

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty